Halloween
is coming!
A
man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when
behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking
faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified,
the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly
behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He
runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.
However,
the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
On
his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing
upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With
a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the
door!
Bumping and clapping toward
him.
The man screams and reaches for something,
anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough
syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
(hopefully
you're ready for this!!!)
The
coffin stops.