Trouble Ahead

If Brenda Van Sickle gets elected to the CDD, we will be in a lot of trouble. If you have not heard yet, there is a Lake Wales cat license tax of $10.00 Can you picture this, a cat License? Give me a break. Also Jack lower the speed limit to 40 mph in front of lake Ashton. Yes, they don't make life any easier living in Lake Wales. He has done nothing to help the citizens of Lake Wales and the distress city itself. Nothing. He even invites the police in our community to catch the speeders. They are nothing but trouble. He evens calls the police on me because he thought I had a AK47 hanging on my wall. Brenda call the police on the card players at the Fitness Center. Yes that is all they can do is get the police after you. If this is what you want you got it. Good Luck. Hope they catch you. Only a fool would vote for Brenda. Its like voting for Obama.

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SAND SCULPTURE ART!

Welcome! Come on in! Sand Sculpture or Sand Art is truly awesome!

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All sculpture explored the theme of life and times in PEI.

Over 3000 tons of sand were transformed into 25 original sculptures!


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Yesterday is History,

Tomorrow is a Mystery,

and Today is a Gift;

that is the reason for calling it the Present.

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Building > Permit

>

> I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
>
>It was going to be 40 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various
> heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound
> system.
>
>It
> would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink
> trim.
>
>The
> City Council told me to forget it,,,, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !!!!
>
>So
> I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
>
> .........Work
> starts on Monday...

Thank-You

To whoever placed the post.

THANK YOU, for your kind comments.

I truly believe the time is near. Reduced budget spending, and less cost to litigators is on the close horizon.

I am always nearby to assist any resident on any subject.

Once again,
Thank You

John L Chickness Sr
Candidate seat # 3 LA CDD.

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No Speak English ...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

(Please scroll down.)

What were you
thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails.

I worry about you
sometimes!

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dog house puzzle

: VERY INTERESTING !!!!

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Not enough people were listening.

Everyone should read this....Again and again and ad infinitum....and then vote! The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'. The author (Dale Lindsborg) is employed by none other than the very liberal Washington Post!! From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag. General Bill Ginn' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It". NOW GET THIS !! - - - - - 'Senator' Obama replied: As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing." (ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???) Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of waring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ." When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past". "Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside . I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path..My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America " WHAAAAAAAT, the Hell is that ? Yes, you read it right. I, for one, am speechless!!! Dale Lindsborg , Washington Post

John Chickness

We at Lake Ashton are very lucky to have John Chickness as a CDD member and to run again on the CDD board. Lets give him our vote. He takes his time to make sure everyone understands what the CDD board members are talking about. Seems like no one else on the board cares. He is always up front with his remarks and he speaks the truth. Make no bones about it, he is a star candidate for the CDD board. Maybe once we can stop this crazy spending and talk directly with the developer not to money sucking lawyers.

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JOHN L CHICKNESS SR

JOHN L CHICKNESS SR

Candidate Lake Ashton 1 CDD, Seat # 3

Background.

Graduate of Purdue University LIMI
Graduate Pittsburgh Automation Institute

Owner of Independent Insurance Agency for 37 years. Top 50 USA Ranking 10 times.

Voice of Radio Station WMBA ( Sports Talk )

Highly sought after public speaker around the USA.

Former High School, College, NBA Basketball Official 24 years.
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I am proud to say that in March 2002, Audry and I became the Very First Residents at Lake Ashton. I have had the pleasure, as a FULL TIME RESIDENT, to serve on every board here at one time or another.

I have served the last 4 years as a CDD Supervisor, and have enjoyed serving our residents with Honesty, Integrity, and Trust,

My TOP priority should I be in favor of our residents re-electing me, is to come to the aid of ANY and ALL residents needing my assistance, as I have for the past 4 years.
No resident request should be ignored.

I believe we at Lake Ashton are fortunate to have such a wonderful place to call home.

I believe in Keeping our Assessments in check with GOOD , SOLID, COMPETITIVE pricing for services in every budget area, leaving nothing unexplored.

I believe our Main concerns should be our Property Values along with reduced spending.
It is time for your Board of Supervisors to work together in keeping Lake Ashton a Premier Community. One we should all be proud to be part of.

Your Vote on November 2nd is appreciated ( THANK YOU )
JOHN L. CHICKNESS SR. ( Approved by Candidate )

Hindu Women

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in theUnited States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

CDD CANDIDATES

Ms Pontious and Ms Van Sickle are running neck to neck on the CDD board, Each one carries a book of lies and deception. If you think we got trouble now wait until they get elected. Jack Van Sickle hasn't done anything for the city that looks like a tornado hit it and Paul stole money from the Bingo people and is now being investigated. Don't ever think of electing their wifes to the board. They will do nothing for us and all they want is their name in headlights. We all know what they can do and that is nothing and lots of trouble.

CHALK GUY IS BACK!

CHALK GUY IS BACK! ENJOY!!

Street Artist's......newest creations
Edgar Mueller Super Artist

Great Crevase Edgar Mueller. Hard work: Together with up to five assistants,

Mueller painted all day long from sunrise to sunset.


The picture appeared on the East Pier in Dun Laoghaire , Ireland ,

as part of the town's Festival of World Cultures.




He spent five days, working 12 hours a day, to create the 250 square metre

image of the crevasse, which, viewed from the correct angle, appears to be 3D.

He then persuaded passers-by to complete the illusion by pretending the

gaping hole was real.


'I wanted to play with positives and negatives to encourage people to think twice

about everything they see,' he said. 'It was a very scary scene, but when people

saw it they had great fun playing on it and pretending to fall into the earth.

'I like to think that later, when they returned home, they might reflect more on

what a frightening scenario it was and say, "Wow, that was actually pretty scary."



Mueller, who has previously painted a giant waterfall in Canada, said he was

Inspired by the British ‘Pavement Picasso’ Julian Beever, whose dramatic but

More gentle 3D street images have been featured in the Daily Mail.

This guy is amazing no matter how you look at it!

THE PARROT DIED

At dawn the telephone rings . . .

"Hello, Senor Rod?" This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your lake house in Bella Vista."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot – he is dead."

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane?? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??"

"The one that destroyed your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell?? Are you saying that my house is destroyed because of a candle??!!"

"Yes, Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made SuperQuad 460 golf club."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit !

OK for Oklahoma............yahooooo

Three cheers for a state that has the good sense to do what all of us just talk about.

Good for them. Don ' t hold your breath waiting for Oregon , Washington or California to follow suit. It is time for the rest of the states to take care of their citizens and quit worrying about who they may or may not offend in the process. Based on which states that are stepping up, it appears that those redneck jokes may just be on the rest of us!

OKLAHOMA MAY JUST BE THE PLACE TO LIVE!



An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 (had a few liberals in the mix) an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway..

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. Hope we didn ' t send any of them to your state. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegals to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional. SB 1102

Guess what........ Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas,Montana and Utah as the only states to do so. More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolina ' s, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi, Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The present federal Government has done it ' s darndest to take away our guns. Oklahoma , a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I ' m sure that was a set back for the criminals (and Obamaites). Liberals didn ' t like it -- But .........

Guess what............ Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver ' s license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, Obama does not like any of this.
Guess what....who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

Some of the people I send this to won ' t like it.

Guess what... I ' m sending it anyway.

Have a Good One...