BINGO ...... Will be a MAJOR ITEM at the Friday CDD meeting on Dec 11, 2009 @10am to 1pm.
Where the money is going will be a main topic. Has it been legally donated and to whom ???
SOME B P may be on the HOT SEAT.. Someone going to the slammer.
Another lawyer has been hired to look into Bingo Paul's activities.
Resident in Paradise....!!!!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Ronald White
I asked Ronald White about the story I heard that the Lawyer was hired for Bingo. Has you know Bingo Paul is in a lot of trouble, spending Bingo charity money on Lake Ashton. He told me not to listen to these stories. What am I supposed to do wear ear plugs. That is why I called him in the first place to get the story straight. Does he think I can read about this in the LA Times? He said we hired the lawyer but he didn't say for what? Can I hired a lawyer for nothing and do nothing? Sounds like Joe Hunter!
Ronald White
If HOA does not have the guts to challenge the developer when the Attorney said you cant lose..
I will never pay my MX ADT bill again....And I suggest all residents do likewise...
They can do nothing about it...
I will never pay my MX ADT bill again....And I suggest all residents do likewise...
They can do nothing about it...
Ronald White
MR KING...
If Ron White claims your blog is all garbage....He must be reading it NO ??
Sounds like his style of leadership.
Sick of White and MX
Resident 4 years....
If Ron White claims your blog is all garbage....He must be reading it NO ??
Sounds like his style of leadership.
Sick of White and MX
Resident 4 years....
Friday, November 27, 2009
Ronald White HOA President
After waiting a week for my answer on the MX and Bingo he says he doesn't care what the Blog says or the people says, It what we the HOA are going to do he says. The residents elected the HOA to serve the people and Mr White does not see it that way. He dislikes my blog and the residents should not be looking at it because its all crap. As he ever heard of freedom of speech? All I can tell you is please read the L A Times and read about Connie and Jake Eaton at the Oktoberfest, the big Russian World dance show, Coffee meetings with special speakers who never show up, Margot and Keith Stevens outstanding service to square dancing. No where in that magazine does it tell you anything about what is going on here at Lake Ashton, because they don't want you to know. Mr Joe Hunter did not like me to tell you about the health violations at the LA Grill, he wanted me to tell you also about Manny's Chop House and the Sizzling Grill and I did. He thank me for it. I could tell Mr White did not enjoy talking to me. I had an answer to all his questions and he did not like it. More on our tel conversation tomorrow.
Homeowners groups feel economy's pain, too
Article Courtesy of The Orlando Sentinel
By Mary Shanklin
Published November 24, 2009
Homeowners associations in Florida see no immediate end in sight to the foreclosures, delinquencies and revenue shortfalls that have beleaguered them in recent years, a new survey shows.
More than 90 percent of the 777 Florida property owners surveyed expected the financial troubles to continue or even to deepen next year, according to findings by the Community Association Leadership Lobby. Most respondents were board members of associations.
"We're really having a second wave of foreclosures," said Hobie Fisher, past president of two homeowners associations in east Orange's Avalon community, which has been particularly hard-hit by auctions and mortgage defaults.
With about 40 percent of property owners there late paying fees and assessments, his association has foreclosed on six townhomes. The owners of one of those units, Fisher said, owed $14,000 in fees.
Though Fisher's associations have not increased fees in the past year, most have, the survey reported.
Sixty percent of survey respondents said they increased assessments to compensate for budgetary gaps caused by delinquent owners. And two-thirds of survey respondents noted an increase in the number of property owners who are more than 60 days late paying fees and special assessments.
The plight of associations was highlighted during the summer when Miami-Dade County briefly turned off the water at more than 300 units in the cash-strapped Mirassou condominiums.
'Dire straits'
The squeeze on association revenues comes at a particularly bad time — especially for condominium buildings — as the state has called for upgrades to elevators, sprinklers and other equipment, experts say.
"I would say that they are in dire straits because the mortgage-foreclosure crisis and new safety-upgrade requirements are being called for at the same time they are having trouble collecting assessments from owners," said Yeline Goin, a co-executive director of the lobby, which was created in 2003 by Sarasota law firm Becker and Poliakoff.
Without any kind of remedy, Goin added, "I think we are going to continue to see owners walking away from their units because they can't afford their assessment, and the problems are just going to snowball."
The survey findings are expected to bolster legislative calls for laws that would for allow associations to collect more late fees on investor-owned properties and collect payments directly from tenants renting homes, condos and townhomes.
Sen. Evelyn Lynn, R-Daytona Beach, is among a few legislators proposing measures to shore up the sinking financials of homeowners associations. One of her bills calls for banks to pay late homeowners fees as soon as they begin foreclosure proceedings, rather than waiting for what can be a year or more until the foreclosure is final.
"It's clear that the fear, anxiety and frustration are still out there in very large quantities," said Alan Penchansky, a spokesman for the lobby. "They're looking for some kind of relief."
The financial stresses are taking a toll. At Phillips Bay in south Orlando for instance, property owners are trying to recall board members for issues including failing to administer service contracts, obligating community funds without a vote, and ignoring roof and window leaks.
Phillips Bay homeowner Ed Snyder said the frustrations have been compounded because a contractor placed liens on all the properties for work he thought he was owed and then association reserves have been exhausted, largely because of mismanagement of contracts. Teams of lawyers, he added, have just added more bills onto the pile.
"It's a financial nightmare, really," Snyder said. "Everybody is sort of uptight about the whole thing because they can see no way out."
Financial troubles have led other associations, such as those at Avalon, to turn increasingly to foreclosures. Once the back fees pile up, the association files a lien of foreclosure against the delinquent property owner and a judge hands the title of the house to the association, Fisher said.
Building reserves
The banks are still owed their mortgage but, so far, have not bid on these properties at auction and have not come to the association to collect the mortgage, Fisher added. The properties are typically empty, although the association has evicted several owners. The association cleans up the house, rents it and applies the rental income to delinquent fees.
By taking steps that included foreclosing on some properties and then renting them to responsible tenants, the association went from financial struggles to the point where it now has $700,000 in reserves.
Fisher said he doesn't feel too bad about foreclosing on owners who disregard all communications from associations and then expect their neighbors to subsidize their lawn maintenance, painting and garbage pickup.
"The people who need help, we bend over backwards for them," Fisher said. "One man broke his collarbone, and we told him to stop paying and come back next year. We go to mitigation; we don't go straight to foreclosure."
COMMENT:
CALL (LOBBYING GROUP OF LAW FIRM OF BECKER&POLIAKOFF) IS BLOWING SMOKE AGAIN, GETTING EVERYBODY ALL EXCITED.
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO PUSHING THESE BILLS THE CALL LOBBYISTS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN -- SEE THE 2009 SPRING SESSION!
SEE: WHERE WAS "CALL" WHEN WE OWNERS NEEDED IT?
By Mary Shanklin
Published November 24, 2009
Homeowners associations in Florida see no immediate end in sight to the foreclosures, delinquencies and revenue shortfalls that have beleaguered them in recent years, a new survey shows.
More than 90 percent of the 777 Florida property owners surveyed expected the financial troubles to continue or even to deepen next year, according to findings by the Community Association Leadership Lobby. Most respondents were board members of associations.
"We're really having a second wave of foreclosures," said Hobie Fisher, past president of two homeowners associations in east Orange's Avalon community, which has been particularly hard-hit by auctions and mortgage defaults.
With about 40 percent of property owners there late paying fees and assessments, his association has foreclosed on six townhomes. The owners of one of those units, Fisher said, owed $14,000 in fees.
Though Fisher's associations have not increased fees in the past year, most have, the survey reported.
Sixty percent of survey respondents said they increased assessments to compensate for budgetary gaps caused by delinquent owners. And two-thirds of survey respondents noted an increase in the number of property owners who are more than 60 days late paying fees and special assessments.
The plight of associations was highlighted during the summer when Miami-Dade County briefly turned off the water at more than 300 units in the cash-strapped Mirassou condominiums.
'Dire straits'
The squeeze on association revenues comes at a particularly bad time — especially for condominium buildings — as the state has called for upgrades to elevators, sprinklers and other equipment, experts say.
"I would say that they are in dire straits because the mortgage-foreclosure crisis and new safety-upgrade requirements are being called for at the same time they are having trouble collecting assessments from owners," said Yeline Goin, a co-executive director of the lobby, which was created in 2003 by Sarasota law firm Becker and Poliakoff.
Without any kind of remedy, Goin added, "I think we are going to continue to see owners walking away from their units because they can't afford their assessment, and the problems are just going to snowball."
The survey findings are expected to bolster legislative calls for laws that would for allow associations to collect more late fees on investor-owned properties and collect payments directly from tenants renting homes, condos and townhomes.
Sen. Evelyn Lynn, R-Daytona Beach, is among a few legislators proposing measures to shore up the sinking financials of homeowners associations. One of her bills calls for banks to pay late homeowners fees as soon as they begin foreclosure proceedings, rather than waiting for what can be a year or more until the foreclosure is final.
"It's clear that the fear, anxiety and frustration are still out there in very large quantities," said Alan Penchansky, a spokesman for the lobby. "They're looking for some kind of relief."
The financial stresses are taking a toll. At Phillips Bay in south Orlando for instance, property owners are trying to recall board members for issues including failing to administer service contracts, obligating community funds without a vote, and ignoring roof and window leaks.
Phillips Bay homeowner Ed Snyder said the frustrations have been compounded because a contractor placed liens on all the properties for work he thought he was owed and then association reserves have been exhausted, largely because of mismanagement of contracts. Teams of lawyers, he added, have just added more bills onto the pile.
"It's a financial nightmare, really," Snyder said. "Everybody is sort of uptight about the whole thing because they can see no way out."
Financial troubles have led other associations, such as those at Avalon, to turn increasingly to foreclosures. Once the back fees pile up, the association files a lien of foreclosure against the delinquent property owner and a judge hands the title of the house to the association, Fisher said.
Building reserves
The banks are still owed their mortgage but, so far, have not bid on these properties at auction and have not come to the association to collect the mortgage, Fisher added. The properties are typically empty, although the association has evicted several owners. The association cleans up the house, rents it and applies the rental income to delinquent fees.
By taking steps that included foreclosing on some properties and then renting them to responsible tenants, the association went from financial struggles to the point where it now has $700,000 in reserves.
Fisher said he doesn't feel too bad about foreclosing on owners who disregard all communications from associations and then expect their neighbors to subsidize their lawn maintenance, painting and garbage pickup.
"The people who need help, we bend over backwards for them," Fisher said. "One man broke his collarbone, and we told him to stop paying and come back next year. We go to mitigation; we don't go straight to foreclosure."
COMMENT:
CALL (LOBBYING GROUP OF LAW FIRM OF BECKER&POLIAKOFF) IS BLOWING SMOKE AGAIN, GETTING EVERYBODY ALL EXCITED.
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO PUSHING THESE BILLS THE CALL LOBBYISTS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN -- SEE THE 2009 SPRING SESSION!
SEE: WHERE WAS "CALL" WHEN WE OWNERS NEEDED IT?
Bonita Bay Club members have filed a class-action lawsuit against their developer.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Bonita Bay Club members file class-action lawsuit against developer
Article Courtesy of The Naples News
By LAURA LAYDEN
Published September 25, 2009
BONITA SPRINGS — Bonita Bay Club members have filed a class-action lawsuit against their developer.
The suit was filed Sept. 22 in Lee County Circuit Court against Bonita Bay Properties and the company’s chairman, David Lucas.
The named plaintiffs are John Klocko III and Cynthia White, who both sit on the Turnover Committee that has been handling negotiations for members trying to buy their club from the cash-strapped developer.
The suit has been brought on “behalf of all members who have promissory notes issued prior to January 2004,” according to a Turnover Committee report.
The panel is supporting several legal actions against the developer, which last year stopped honoring its policy to refund the deposits of resigning members within 30 days. Members say they have promissory notes that guarantee they’ll get their money back if they leave the club.
It appears that negotiations are once again at a standstill between Bonita Bay residents and the developer after they resumed a few weeks ago.
“We have been negotiating with the Turnover Committee in good faith and as recently as yesterday provided them with an updated term sheet,” said Brian Lucas, vice chairman for the Bonita Bay Group, in a statement Wednesday about the class-action lawsuit.
“Their verbal feedback at that time was very positive so we are obviously disappointed with this development.
“With this action, they have embarked on a journey that will take several years to complete,” he said. “We question whether the majority of residents feel that this is in the best interests of their community.”
The class-action lawsuit seeks damages in excess of $100 million. The suit alleges a Ponzi-style scheme involving member deposits, which Bonita Bay Group has vehemently denied.
Other claims in the lawsuit include breach of fiduciary duty, violation of the Deceptive and Unfair Trade Practices Act, constructive fraud and unjust enrichment. It alleges that Lucas “actively participated in” and had a significant “measure of control over” the developer’s deceptive and unfair practices.
“In sharp contrast to their representations and stated ‘core values,’ defendants ignored the interests of the members, defaulted on their legal obligations, failed to fulfill their promises, and disregarded the pledge to ‘never do anything other than the right thing by our residents,’” the complaint says.
The same plaintiffs also filed an action to impose a lien on all of the golf courses and other amenities used by residents Tuesday. That would make it harder for Bonita Bay Group to sell them to an outsider.
In its latest report, the Turnover Committee says that it’s “still a long way from finding any common ground” on the purchase of the club that would be acceptable to Bonita Bay Group and its lender, Key Bank, and would be approved by a majority of members. The developer owes more than $70 million to a group of lenders, led by Key Bank.
“One of the critical issues that has not been resolved is the allocation of responsibility for providing refunds to resigned members,” the Turnover Committee said in its report. “BB (Bonita Bay) Group has reversed its previous position with respect to accepting liability for all resigned members.”
The liability could be $25 million or more for resigning members.
Bonita Bay Group says it hasn’t changed its mind about accepting such a huge liability.
“We have consistently communicated to members of the clubs and the advisory boards that any liability left behind from non-signing members would have to be minimal,” said Tim Boates, the developer’s chief restructuring officer, in a recent statement.
The Turnover Committee presented a revised offer to purchase the club Sept. 3. The offer was to pay $11.5 million in cash and surrender the promissory notes of all continuing members, with Bonita Bay Group retaining the liability of deposits paid by members who have already resigned or who would not join the new club.
The offer expired Sept. 21 and was not accepted by the developer.
Bonita Bay Group sent a new offer to the Turnover Committee on Sept. 21. In its report, the committee said it was “categorically rejected in writing” on Sept. 22. Under the proposal, Bonita Bay Group, would have created a new company that would own the assets of the club, and assume the developer’s $20 million in debt and all liabilities for members’ initiation deposits. This scenario would mean that Bonita Bay Club would continue to operate the club.
In its report, the committee said the developer’s latest offer was “even less attractive” than one made on July 7. Under that original offer, Bonita Bay Group would not have continued to operate the club.
“The members no longer have any faith in having Bonita Bay Group or New Leaf continuing to operate the club and controlling the disposition of members’ dues,” the committee wrote in a letter to Bonita Bay Group.
Despite its “profound disappointment” at the developer’s newest offer, the committee said it’s willing to continue negotiations “for a successful turnover of the club to the members.” If a purchase agreement is not reached soon, the committee said, it expects a large number of the club members to stop paying their dues or resign.
In the meantime, the committee has demanded to see the developer’s books to “verify” its “financial condition.”
“It has been evident to many that BBG (Bonita Bay Group) has been all but officially out of business for months now,” said Bonita Bay resident Art Herman, who has stopped paying his club dues.
“Their reluctance to negotiate is very clearly a stall tactic while they milk the BB (Bonita Bay) cash cow.
Bonita Bay Club members file class-action lawsuit against developer
Article Courtesy of The Naples News
By LAURA LAYDEN
Published September 25, 2009
BONITA SPRINGS — Bonita Bay Club members have filed a class-action lawsuit against their developer.
The suit was filed Sept. 22 in Lee County Circuit Court against Bonita Bay Properties and the company’s chairman, David Lucas.
The named plaintiffs are John Klocko III and Cynthia White, who both sit on the Turnover Committee that has been handling negotiations for members trying to buy their club from the cash-strapped developer.
The suit has been brought on “behalf of all members who have promissory notes issued prior to January 2004,” according to a Turnover Committee report.
The panel is supporting several legal actions against the developer, which last year stopped honoring its policy to refund the deposits of resigning members within 30 days. Members say they have promissory notes that guarantee they’ll get their money back if they leave the club.
It appears that negotiations are once again at a standstill between Bonita Bay residents and the developer after they resumed a few weeks ago.
“We have been negotiating with the Turnover Committee in good faith and as recently as yesterday provided them with an updated term sheet,” said Brian Lucas, vice chairman for the Bonita Bay Group, in a statement Wednesday about the class-action lawsuit.
“Their verbal feedback at that time was very positive so we are obviously disappointed with this development.
“With this action, they have embarked on a journey that will take several years to complete,” he said. “We question whether the majority of residents feel that this is in the best interests of their community.”
The class-action lawsuit seeks damages in excess of $100 million. The suit alleges a Ponzi-style scheme involving member deposits, which Bonita Bay Group has vehemently denied.
Other claims in the lawsuit include breach of fiduciary duty, violation of the Deceptive and Unfair Trade Practices Act, constructive fraud and unjust enrichment. It alleges that Lucas “actively participated in” and had a significant “measure of control over” the developer’s deceptive and unfair practices.
“In sharp contrast to their representations and stated ‘core values,’ defendants ignored the interests of the members, defaulted on their legal obligations, failed to fulfill their promises, and disregarded the pledge to ‘never do anything other than the right thing by our residents,’” the complaint says.
The same plaintiffs also filed an action to impose a lien on all of the golf courses and other amenities used by residents Tuesday. That would make it harder for Bonita Bay Group to sell them to an outsider.
In its latest report, the Turnover Committee says that it’s “still a long way from finding any common ground” on the purchase of the club that would be acceptable to Bonita Bay Group and its lender, Key Bank, and would be approved by a majority of members. The developer owes more than $70 million to a group of lenders, led by Key Bank.
“One of the critical issues that has not been resolved is the allocation of responsibility for providing refunds to resigned members,” the Turnover Committee said in its report. “BB (Bonita Bay) Group has reversed its previous position with respect to accepting liability for all resigned members.”
The liability could be $25 million or more for resigning members.
Bonita Bay Group says it hasn’t changed its mind about accepting such a huge liability.
“We have consistently communicated to members of the clubs and the advisory boards that any liability left behind from non-signing members would have to be minimal,” said Tim Boates, the developer’s chief restructuring officer, in a recent statement.
The Turnover Committee presented a revised offer to purchase the club Sept. 3. The offer was to pay $11.5 million in cash and surrender the promissory notes of all continuing members, with Bonita Bay Group retaining the liability of deposits paid by members who have already resigned or who would not join the new club.
The offer expired Sept. 21 and was not accepted by the developer.
Bonita Bay Group sent a new offer to the Turnover Committee on Sept. 21. In its report, the committee said it was “categorically rejected in writing” on Sept. 22. Under the proposal, Bonita Bay Group, would have created a new company that would own the assets of the club, and assume the developer’s $20 million in debt and all liabilities for members’ initiation deposits. This scenario would mean that Bonita Bay Club would continue to operate the club.
In its report, the committee said the developer’s latest offer was “even less attractive” than one made on July 7. Under that original offer, Bonita Bay Group would not have continued to operate the club.
“The members no longer have any faith in having Bonita Bay Group or New Leaf continuing to operate the club and controlling the disposition of members’ dues,” the committee wrote in a letter to Bonita Bay Group.
Despite its “profound disappointment” at the developer’s newest offer, the committee said it’s willing to continue negotiations “for a successful turnover of the club to the members.” If a purchase agreement is not reached soon, the committee said, it expects a large number of the club members to stop paying their dues or resign.
In the meantime, the committee has demanded to see the developer’s books to “verify” its “financial condition.”
“It has been evident to many that BBG (Bonita Bay Group) has been all but officially out of business for months now,” said Bonita Bay resident Art Herman, who has stopped paying his club dues.
“Their reluctance to negotiate is very clearly a stall tactic while they milk the BB (Bonita Bay) cash cow.
Obama
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "HAPPY THANKSGIVING":
OBAMA and his Michelle.. Can at least make a decision.............
He saved the life of a TURKEY !
But he cant make the decision to save the lives of our SONS and DAUGHTERS....
Praise ALLAH....
OBAMA and his Michelle.. Can at least make a decision.............
He saved the life of a TURKEY !
But he cant make the decision to save the lives of our SONS and DAUGHTERS....
Praise ALLAH....
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
FIRST LADY
First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants
Author
By Dr. Paul L. Williams Monday, August 17, 2009
In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.
We were wrong.
Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.
She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.
The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.
Little did American voters realize the call for “change” would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.
The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.
Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.
The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:
Author
By Dr. Paul L. Williams Monday, August 17, 2009
In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.
We were wrong.
Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.
She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.
The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.
Little did American voters realize the call for “change” would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.
The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.
Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.
The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:
Michelle Obama's Servant List
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Michelle Obama's Servant List":
This item has zero credibility. Proof is that it comes from Canada Free Press, a website maintained by the lunatic right wing (and definitely not something that 99.9% of Canadians would want to be associated with).
If you believe this article, then you probably believe that Fox News is journalism, or professional wrestling is sport.
This item has zero credibility. Proof is that it comes from Canada Free Press, a website maintained by the lunatic right wing (and definitely not something that 99.9% of Canadians would want to be associated with).
If you believe this article, then you probably believe that Fox News is journalism, or professional wrestling is sport.
Boat Dock
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Something is wrong with the picture, help me!":
The docks require insurance, maintenance and utilities to be paid. If the CDD lays claim to the docks, who will pay these fees?
ALL OF US, through our CDD fees ... not just the boaters who want to dock their boats
Let's leave it as it stands, and let the developer cover all the costs of ownership and the let the boaters, who use them, pay.
Owner of Blog reply
Please note, the CDD pays for the Bowling Alley, Restaurant, Ballroom, Shuffleboard, Tennis Courts, Movie theater, Billiard room, Craft room, Card room then why not the Docks?
Boat Owner says
Presently, The boat dock is costing the developer money, there are just a few boats there and it is not paying for the up keep. For $50.00 plus tax, a month, no way would I dock my boat for that price. Also you have to pay another $50.00 to store your trailer. You have to remember that it is difficult to cover your boat. There are no lugs on your boat to hook the cover too. That is why I don't use the dock.
The docks require insurance, maintenance and utilities to be paid. If the CDD lays claim to the docks, who will pay these fees?
ALL OF US, through our CDD fees ... not just the boaters who want to dock their boats
Let's leave it as it stands, and let the developer cover all the costs of ownership and the let the boaters, who use them, pay.
Owner of Blog reply
Please note, the CDD pays for the Bowling Alley, Restaurant, Ballroom, Shuffleboard, Tennis Courts, Movie theater, Billiard room, Craft room, Card room then why not the Docks?
Boat Owner says
Presently, The boat dock is costing the developer money, there are just a few boats there and it is not paying for the up keep. For $50.00 plus tax, a month, no way would I dock my boat for that price. Also you have to pay another $50.00 to store your trailer. You have to remember that it is difficult to cover your boat. There are no lugs on your boat to hook the cover too. That is why I don't use the dock.
Michelle Obama's Servant List
First Lady Michelle Obama's Servant List & Pay Scale
First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants
1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C .. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Dir ector of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special=2 0Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. $35,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation
of the First Lady's social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy
one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.
Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air
Force One to Europe .
Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press.Com canadafreepress.com/i ndex.php/article/12652
Yes, I know, The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry America !
First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants
1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C .. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Dir ector of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special=2 0Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. $35,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation
of the First Lady's social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy
one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.
Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air
Force One to Europe .
Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press.Com canadafreepress.com/i ndex.php/article/12652
Yes, I know, The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry America !
Something is wrong with the picture, help me!
The CDD is willing to spend has much as $250,000 repairing the Bowling Alley and yet they are nickle and dine the residents who are willing to put on shows of entertainment for the residents of Lake Ashton. They have to pay $375.00 for use of the ballroom. This my friend does not make any sense at all. What were they thinking? This was Joe Hunter idea and he presented it to the CDD and they loved it. This is a no brainier, just doesn't make any sense. Bingo only pays $200.00 for the use of the ballroom. Different prices for different folks. The Pet Carnival did not have to pay a dine because there were 50 or more residents involve in putting on the show. Different rules for different folks. Why are residents paying maintenance fees for? Jeff Salvin in repairing the Bowling Alley says its only $250.00 per household increase in maintenance cost. Its only he says. Nothing adds up. Pay for repairs, pay for using the ballroom. Pay, Pay, Pay
Jeff now says that the dock should remain in the hands of the developer because of liability even thou its on CDD property, Boaters, don't think your going to put your boat at the dock for free. Pay Pay Give me all your money says the developer and the CDD. Is anything free anymore?
Jeff now says that the dock should remain in the hands of the developer because of liability even thou its on CDD property, Boaters, don't think your going to put your boat at the dock for free. Pay Pay Give me all your money says the developer and the CDD. Is anything free anymore?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Ronald White HOA President
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ronald White HOA President":
White is like the Democratic Congress and Senate..... He wanted to be HOA President to improve the Community ?? When he is given the Green Light to do so....EX: MX communications, he is AFRAID of the BIG BAD WOLFS...
Shrieber and June Young..
Let hope we can improve this selection in February 2010.
White is like the Democratic Congress and Senate..... He wanted to be HOA President to improve the Community ?? When he is given the Green Light to do so....EX: MX communications, he is AFRAID of the BIG BAD WOLFS...
Shrieber and June Young..
Let hope we can improve this selection in February 2010.
MX resident
Unhappy Lady Resident....Unhappy when I must pay MX , when I am North for 6 months. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO ???
Ronald White HOA President
Ever try calling Ronald White for answers, all you get is his wife on the answering machine saying Life is not measure by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breaths away. His phone number is 863-324-6747
You can't get answers from Ronald White, I guess he must be related to Joe Hunter.
Its very sad that here is a guy that the people elected and he turns his back and refuses to answer questions or return the call. Question, is the lawyer working for the MX or for Bingo? Answer this question Mr White>
Correction: Received a call from his wife @ 8:45PM Wednesday night Mr White is out of town. I heard a man talking in the background. Who was that? After 3 days of calling, I get this for an answer. She said I was rude. What do you call a 8:45PM phone call? She had all day to call me.
You can't get answers from Ronald White, I guess he must be related to Joe Hunter.
Its very sad that here is a guy that the people elected and he turns his back and refuses to answer questions or return the call. Question, is the lawyer working for the MX or for Bingo? Answer this question Mr White>
Correction: Received a call from his wife @ 8:45PM Wednesday night Mr White is out of town. I heard a man talking in the background. Who was that? After 3 days of calling, I get this for an answer. She said I was rude. What do you call a 8:45PM phone call? She had all day to call me.
Monday, November 23, 2009
MX is a rip off
It seems there are a few residences that are not paying their MX bill. They said they did not order it so why should they have to pay for it. They can't shut it off because it is a package deal with brighthouse. The only thing they can do is to place a lean on the house. If your house burns down you still have to pay. Like the deal goes, you have to pay until you die and then some. What a deal for the developer, he has a income for life, thanks to all you residences. Yes, I am all for the non-paying residence. This whole community should dump the tea in the sea or lake Ashton or dump MX back to the developer and all his money. This guy is nickle and dine every residence.
Joe Hunter
Questions or concerns relating to CDD facilities and programs:
Joe Hunter, Community Director, 863-324-5457
If you go to Joe Hunter, He knows nothing because he does nothing, therefore it adds up to nothing. I ask him a question today about the cost of renting the clubhouse for the pet carnival and he knows nothing. What a waste of time. I had to go elsewhere for the answer.
Joe Hunter, Community Director, 863-324-5457
If you go to Joe Hunter, He knows nothing because he does nothing, therefore it adds up to nothing. I ask him a question today about the cost of renting the clubhouse for the pet carnival and he knows nothing. What a waste of time. I had to go elsewhere for the answer.
Pet Carnival
Pet carnival raised $8,205 for the animal shelters. They did a fantastic job. My cat Shiba made the news in the News Chief. I may not have won first place but I got her picture in the News on page 3. She is a beautiful cat with lots of love to give. Many thanks to Mary Dornhecker. Many of these animals are in need of help and food. Hope people will come forward and take some of the pets home so that they can have a good life.
Margot Stevens fireside chat
Margot does not know what she is talking about. She says its only going to cost $100,000 to repair the Bowling alley. Sorry Margot, please go back home and do your home work. The cost could be as high as $250,000. She hasn't got it half right. How on earth could the residents of Lake Ashton vote for a person that knows nothing?
Lawyer for MX now a BINGO Lawyer
The lawyer for HOA has now been hired to help Bingo Paul stay out of jail. Now the residents of Lake Ashton must wait until he is done. BINGO
We could have saved $250,000 if we hired a new maintenance person.
The River Ranch Maintenance Supervisor put in a bid for $250,000 less than our developer on the grounds, security, clubhouse, and all maintenance that deals with Lake Ashton. Margot Stevens quickly voted No and Jake Eaten and Scott Owens agree. Jeff Salvin was out of town and was unable to vote. John Chickness agree on the new bid. If these CDD members, Margot, Jake and Scott run their home like this than they must have a forcloser on their homes. Where are these people coming from, and why do I see them going to Wal-mart? Wake up residents of Lake Ashton!
Barack Obama This is a Shocker
ConservativeEdge
September 9, 2009
District Judge, Trial Ordered On Barack Obama Natural Born Citizen
Filed under: A Nation Of Laws, AKA OBAMA AKA Soetoro AKA Dunham AKA God, Right on the News — aconservativeedge @ 12:19 am
Tags: barack, born, carter, citizen, constitution, david, district, judge, natural, obama, orly, potus, qualified, requirements, taitz
Shocker! Judge orders trial on eligibility issueShocker! Judge orders trial on eligibility issue. Arguments planned Jan. 11 for major Obama challenge. A California judge today tentatively scheduled a trial for Jan. 26, 2010, for a case that challenges Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president based on questions over his qualifications under the requirements of the U.S. Constitution.
If the case actually goes to arguments before U.S. District Judge David Carter, it will be the first time the merits of the dispute have been argued in open court, according to one of the attorneys working on the issue.In a highly anticipated hearing today before Carter, several motions were heard, including a resolution to long-standing questions about whether attorney Orly Taitz properly served notice on the defendants, which she had.
In a second ruling, Carter ordered that attorney Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation can be added to the case to represent plaintiffs Wiley Drake and Markham Robinson, who had been removed by an earlier court order. Drake, the vice presidential candidate for the American Independent Party, and Robinson, the party’s chairman, also were restored to the case
September 9, 2009
District Judge, Trial Ordered On Barack Obama Natural Born Citizen
Filed under: A Nation Of Laws, AKA OBAMA AKA Soetoro AKA Dunham AKA God, Right on the News — aconservativeedge @ 12:19 am
Tags: barack, born, carter, citizen, constitution, david, district, judge, natural, obama, orly, potus, qualified, requirements, taitz
Shocker! Judge orders trial on eligibility issueShocker! Judge orders trial on eligibility issue. Arguments planned Jan. 11 for major Obama challenge. A California judge today tentatively scheduled a trial for Jan. 26, 2010, for a case that challenges Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president based on questions over his qualifications under the requirements of the U.S. Constitution.
If the case actually goes to arguments before U.S. District Judge David Carter, it will be the first time the merits of the dispute have been argued in open court, according to one of the attorneys working on the issue.In a highly anticipated hearing today before Carter, several motions were heard, including a resolution to long-standing questions about whether attorney Orly Taitz properly served notice on the defendants, which she had.
In a second ruling, Carter ordered that attorney Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation can be added to the case to represent plaintiffs Wiley Drake and Markham Robinson, who had been removed by an earlier court order. Drake, the vice presidential candidate for the American Independent Party, and Robinson, the party’s chairman, also were restored to the case
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Fw: NEED FOR PRAYER
AS THIS E-MAIL MAKES ITS WAY ACROSS AMERICA AND BACK, EVERYONE WHO RECEIVES IT PLEASE STOP FOR A MOMENT AND SAY A PRAYER THAT GOD WILL PUT A HEDGE OF PROTECTION AROUND JUDGE CARTER AND HIS FAMILY.
Good luck judge!
Well well,
Here comes the Judge
Federal Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama's Eligibility!
The expedited trial has been set for Jan. 26, 2010!
Many concerned veterans and citizens attended the hearing in Federal Court in Santa Ana in the lawsuit against Barack Obama to determine his eligibility to be President and Commander in Chief. About 150 people showed up, almost all in support of the lawsuit to demand that Obama release his birth certificate and other records that he has hidden from the American people.
Judge David Carter refused to hear Obama's request for dismissal. He indicated there was almost no chance that this case would be dismissed. Obama is arguing this lawsuit was filed in the wrong court if you can believe that. Obama would prefer a "kangaroo court" instead of a Federal court! Assuming Judge Carter denies Obama's motion for dismissal, he will likely then order expedited discovery which will force Obama to release his birth certificate in a timely manner (if he has one).
The judge, WHO IS A FORMER U.S. MARINE, repeated several times that this is A VERY SERIOUS CASE which must be resolved quickly so that the troops know that their Commander in Chief is eligible to hold that position and issue lawful orders to our military in this time of war. He basically said OBAMA MUST PROVE HIS ELIGIBILITY to the court! He said Americans deserve to know the truth about their President!
The two U.S. Attorneys representing Barack Obama tried everything they could to sway the judge that this case was frivolous, but Carter would have none of it and cut them off several times. Obama's attorneys left the courtroom after about the 90 minute hearing looking defeated and nervous.
Great day in America for the U.S. Constitution! The truth about Barack Obama's eligibility will be known fairly soon - Judge Carter practically guaranteed it!
Video from the press conference after the hearing coming soon. Congratulations to plaintiffs attorney Dr. Orly Taitz! She did a great job and won some huge victories. She was fearless!
This needs to be forwarded to everyone you know....
I checked this on Google. It seems to be true. Pray hard.Check it out!!!!!
Good luck judge!
Well well,
Here comes the Judge
Federal Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama's Eligibility!
The expedited trial has been set for Jan. 26, 2010!
Many concerned veterans and citizens attended the hearing in Federal Court in Santa Ana in the lawsuit against Barack Obama to determine his eligibility to be President and Commander in Chief. About 150 people showed up, almost all in support of the lawsuit to demand that Obama release his birth certificate and other records that he has hidden from the American people.
Judge David Carter refused to hear Obama's request for dismissal. He indicated there was almost no chance that this case would be dismissed. Obama is arguing this lawsuit was filed in the wrong court if you can believe that. Obama would prefer a "kangaroo court" instead of a Federal court! Assuming Judge Carter denies Obama's motion for dismissal, he will likely then order expedited discovery which will force Obama to release his birth certificate in a timely manner (if he has one).
The judge, WHO IS A FORMER U.S. MARINE, repeated several times that this is A VERY SERIOUS CASE which must be resolved quickly so that the troops know that their Commander in Chief is eligible to hold that position and issue lawful orders to our military in this time of war. He basically said OBAMA MUST PROVE HIS ELIGIBILITY to the court! He said Americans deserve to know the truth about their President!
The two U.S. Attorneys representing Barack Obama tried everything they could to sway the judge that this case was frivolous, but Carter would have none of it and cut them off several times. Obama's attorneys left the courtroom after about the 90 minute hearing looking defeated and nervous.
Great day in America for the U.S. Constitution! The truth about Barack Obama's eligibility will be known fairly soon - Judge Carter practically guaranteed it!
Video from the press conference after the hearing coming soon. Congratulations to plaintiffs attorney Dr. Orly Taitz! She did a great job and won some huge victories. She was fearless!
This needs to be forwarded to everyone you know....
I checked this on Google. It seems to be true. Pray hard.Check it out!!!!!
"Un happy MX resident":
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Un happy MX resident":
And if you sue the board a larger group of residents will sue the board not to dump MX!
You are outnumbered by residents who want MX, Brighthouse and the discount!
Dump MX and we have NO cable carrier ... just because you don't want to admit that you did not read the covenants before you signed the papers. Shame on you! Now you want those of us smart enough to know what we were getting into to pay for your stupidity!
Dam if you do, and dam if you don't.
And if you sue the board a larger group of residents will sue the board not to dump MX!
You are outnumbered by residents who want MX, Brighthouse and the discount!
Dump MX and we have NO cable carrier ... just because you don't want to admit that you did not read the covenants before you signed the papers. Shame on you! Now you want those of us smart enough to know what we were getting into to pay for your stupidity!
Dam if you do, and dam if you don't.
AL Qaeda
SIGN IN A
WHITING, INDIANA
STORE FRONT WINDOW
'WE WOULD RATHER
DO BUSINESS WITH
1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS
THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!'
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.
Answer:
Owens Funeral Home
Who said FUNERAL DIRECTORS have no sense of humor!
WHITING, INDIANA
STORE FRONT WINDOW
'WE WOULD RATHER
DO BUSINESS WITH
1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS
THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!'
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.
Answer:
Owens Funeral Home
Who said FUNERAL DIRECTORS have no sense of humor!
Oh, this is good!!!!!!!!
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
The 11th Husband....
The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said Husband #11, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M REALLY GONNA GET screwed."
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said Husband #11, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M REALLY GONNA GET screwed."
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