"You've got mail!"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

NEWS WANTED SEND TO lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com

Craft Shows

There will be no more craft shows at Lake Ashton because Ms Adams is just a big pain in the butt and doesn't make it easy for the event. She gets paid $90,000 just to give the promoter a very hard time and I believe you have to pay for the ballroom room $375.00 Thanks to Mr Salvin, CDD person. What a lousy place to live, all the good activities are now gone. Pay the Lawyers and screw the residents.

A resident Idiot talks from Lake Ashton

hey mr whatever,cant call you truth any more because all you post is trash,GOSSIP and LIES,cant you get a new soap box and get a real life? hasent your informants on the H O A and C D D boards fed you any new info? or are they afraid THEY will get caught and have the law after youall and them and be maybe sent to jail for breaking many fla laws? can you prove all the things you post?or your way of getting even for something that only happened in your twisted mind? again have many rotten days you really deserve them

Maintaintance Fees

You are so right. We really need to get rid of the people pushing all these law suits. It is just like throwing the money in the lake. Chickness and Cruz are Salvin puppets that are pushing continued litigation. Our maintainance fees will continue to go up.
By Anonymous on The lake at Lake Ashton is black and dirty on 6/22/10


Salvin is the guy that said if you are going to use the clubhouse, you must pay, yet he is spending all this money on Lawyers and we at Lake Ashton must pay. Now its an extra $500.00 This does not make any sense. We are losing all this entertainment. We are paying more for less.

A mental retarded person remark

hey mr whatever,cant call you truth any more because all you post is trash,GOSSIP and LIES,cant you get a new soap box and get a real life? hasent your informants on the H O A and C D D boards fed you any new info? or are they afraid THEY will get caught and have the law after youall and them and be maybe sent to jail for breaking many fla laws? can you prove all the things you post?or your way of getting even for something that only happened in your twisted mind? again have many rotten days you really deserve them
By Anonymous on Gun owners on 9/1/10

BREAKING NEWS! Hawaii Elections Official: Obama not born in US

Paul Pontious

I have enjoyed your website since my move to Lake Ashton close to 3 years ago. You may wish to answer a question for me and my husband ? If Paul Pontious has truly violated the law, why has no action been taken against him ? Our question is very simple....Here goes.... To clear this question up once and for all....SIMPLY require him to show receipts for all Bingo Expenditures.. What Charities received the funds along with cancelled checks from those charities ?? Now how hard could that be....We were business owners in the Mid West....We could prove every dime of income and expenses.... CAN MR PONTIOUS ??? Find out and put it to bed. Either he is innocent of all charges or guilty... Receipts will do the job....will you ask him for us ? Thank You Mr and Mrs Mid West ....
By Anonymous on Bingo Paul on 7/6/10

Last year in the L A Times, he listed all the expenses, few were for charities.

I will now start posting letters from idiots

A note from an idiot

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Gun owners":

hey mr whatever,cant call you truth any more because all you post is trash,GOSSIP and LIES,cant you get a new soap box and get a real life? hasent your informants on the H O A and C D D boards fed you any new info? or are they afraid THEY will get caught and have the law after youall and them and be maybe sent to jail for breaking many fla laws? can you prove all the things you post?or your way of getting even for something that only happened in your twisted mind? again have many rotten days you really deserve them

I love the way this idiot writes.

Roger Burton

Ed:
I read your blog (I guess that's what it is called) & find it very distressing when you

publish something & do not state who the author (writer) is.

My recommendation is to please do not present anything unless you state who wrote it.

Thank You.

Roger Burton

Very few people refuse to tell me, if any, who they are!

Could have been worse

Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"

"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."

"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it have been worse?"

"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!"

Dummy's that blog to me

mr or mra whomever,i see you are still posting your some nontruths and gossip from lake ashton ,if it is so bad here for you and your cronies just leave and dont let the gates hit youall in your a---- on the way out and please never to return.why are you afaid to publish your informants names on the H O A and C D D boards are! are you afaid that these people would wind up in jail for breaking fla sunshine laws? you love to publish a lot of nontruths and gossip just like little old biddies over the back yard fence. get a real life and just leave youall will not be missed!as always have many rotten days you all really deserve every one youcan get!
By Anonymous on Gun owners on 8/12/10

idiots that blog to me

mr or mrs whomever,l guess youall will never get off your soapbox and get to some other topics about lake ashton seems like you have a one track stupid mind or sense of what is true or just plain LIES or GOSSIP which it appears youall really get off on! why dont you get a REAL LIFE and move on and maybe get some sort of hobby instead of first class trouble maker and idiot.as always have many ROTTEN DAYS you really really deserve them!
By Anonymous on I Miss Bill Clinton on 8/25/10

Idiots that blog to me

ey mr whatever,cant call you truth any more because all you post is trash,GOSSIP and LIES,cant you get a new soap box and get a real life? hasent your informants on the H O A and C D D boards fed you any new info? or are they afraid THEY will get caught and have the law after youall and them and be maybe sent to jail for breaking many fla laws? can you prove all the things you post?or your way of getting even for something that only happened in your twisted mind? again have many rotten days you really deserve them
By Anonymous on Gun owners at 2:09 PM

Purpose of internet

Since the basic purpose of the internet is to share the knowledge and to communicate with each other, I can say that blogs are playing one of the vital role in sharing the knowledge and to communicate with each other.
By Liquid Roof on Quality Home Improvement in Polk County, Lakeland,... on 3/18/10

What did he say?

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By gree on CDD MEETING on 12/27/09

Joe Hunter must leave! Gets paid too much for doing nothing.

HOT OFF THE PRESS :: Oct 1st... Salary increases... Joe Hunter....$137,000 Tricia Adams...$90,000 Eddie (Head Pro) 75,000 All other Management employees ... 10 % increase across the board.
By Anonymous on Joe Hunter is control by a contract with the CDD on 6/6/09

comments on the bowling alley

Get rid of it and make it a card room.
By The Truth on Lake Ashton Bowling Alley on 4/20/10

Maintenance fees

Maintenance Fees have gone up to $2,013 a year, for what? It seems we always have to hired a lawyer to get a answer from our developer and if he thinks he might have a problem he goes belly up. Yes, this is a hell of a great place to live. We get screw no matter what we do and Larry always comes out smelling like a rose. I told every one that the fees will be increase by a minimum of $500.00 and all I get is you are full of S___ . Wake up residents, more of this crap is coming. How can anyone keep a blind eye closed?

Bingo Paul

As you well know it is illegal to spend any Bingo Money for your own personal use and to spend it on any other activities. Paul Pontious has done this and there are people out there, residents of Lake Ashton that Paul can do anything with that money he stole from the Bingo players. Yes, Lake Ashton has mentally disable people living here. They should team up with Bingo Paul and spend a few years behind bars. Paul is losing loss of sleep thinking any day now the cops will be knocking at his door. There is a investigation now going on by the state and by a few people here at Lake Ashton. It is just a matter of time before there is a knock on Bingo Paul's door. Hope your there to join him.

AZ State Senator Sylvia Allen

AZ State Senator Sylvia Allen I’m Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen. I want to explain SB 1070 for which I voted yes. Rancher Robert Krentz was murdered by the drug cartel on his ranch a month ago. I participated in a senate hearing two weeks ago on the border violence, here is just some of the highlights from those who testified.

The people who live within 60 to 80 miles of the Arizona/Mexico Border have for years been terrorized and have pleaded for help to stop the daily invasion of humans who cross their property . One Rancher testified that 300 to 1200 people a DAY come across his ranch vandalizing his property, stealing his vehicles and property, cutting down his fences, and leaving trash. In the last two years he has found 17 dead bodies and two Koran bibles. Another rancher testified that daily drugs are brought across his ranch in a military operation. A point man with a machine gun goes in front, 1/2 mile behind are the guards fully armed, 1/2 mile behind them are the drugs, behind the drugs 1/2 mile are more guards. These people are violent and they will kill anyone who gets in the way. This was not the only rancher we heard that day that talked about the drug trains. One man told of two illegal’s who came upon his property one shot in the back and the other in the arm by the drug runners who had forced them to carry the drugs and then shot them. Daily they listen to gun fire during the night it is not safe to leave his family alone on the ranch and they can’t leave the ranch for fear of nothing being left when they come back.

The border patrol is not on the border. They have set up 60 miles away with check points that do nothing to stop the invasion. They are not allowed to use force in stopping anyone who is entering. They run around chasing them, if they get their hands on them then they can take them back across the border. Federal prisons have over 35% illegal’s and 20% of Arizona prisons are filled with illegal’s. In the last few years 80% of our law enforcement that have been killed or wounded have been by an illegal. The majority of people coming now are people we need to be worried about. The ranchers told us that they have seen a change in the people coming they are not just those who are looking for work and a better life.

The Federal Government has refused for years to do anything to help the border states . We have been over run and once they are here we have the burden of funding state services that they use. Education costs have been over a billion dollars. The healthcare cost billions of dollars. Our State is broke, $3.5 billion deficit and we have many serious decisions to make. One is that we do not have the money to care for any who are not here legally. It has to stop.

The border can be secured. We have the technology and we have the ability to stop this invasion. We must know who is coming and they must come in an organized manner legally so that we can assimilate them into our population and protect the sovereignty of our country. We are a nation of laws. We have a responsibility to protect our citizens and to protect the integrity of our country and the government which we live under. I would give amnesty today to many, but here is the problem, we dare not do this until the Border is secure. It will do no good to give them amnesty because thousands will come behind them and we will be over run to the point that there will no longer be the United States of America but a North American Union of open borders. I ask you what form of government will we live under? How long will it be before we will be just like Mexico , Canada or any of the other Central American or South American country? We have already lost our language, everything must be printed in Spanish. We have already lost our history, it is no longer taught in our schools, and we have lost our borders.

The leftist media has distorted what SB 1070 will do. It is not going to set up a Nazi Germany. Are you kidding? The ACLU and the leftist courts will do everything to protect those who are here illegally, but it was an effort to try and stop illegal’s from setting up businesses, and employment, and receiving state services and give the ability to local law enforcement when there is probable cause, like a traffic stop, to determine if they are here legally. Federal law is very clear, if you are here on a visa you must have your papers on you at all times. That is the law. In Arizona all you need to show you are a legal citizen is a driver license, MVD identification card, Native American Card, or a Military ID. This is what you need to vote or get a hunting license. So nothing new has been added to this law. No one is going to be stopped walking down the street. The Socialists who are in power in DC are angry because we dare try and do something. The Socialists wants us to just let them come. They want the “Transformation” to continue.

Maybe it is too late to save America . Maybe we are not worthy of freedom anymore. But as an elected official I must try to do what I can to protect our Constitutional Republic . Living in America is not a right just because you can walk across the border. Being an American is a responsibility and it comes by respecting and upholding the Constitution, the law of our land, which says what you must do to be a citizen of this country. FREEDOM IS NOT FREE.

Senator Sylvia Allen .

A good glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.... And those who don't...As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

COMEDIANS ON OBAMA

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Subject: COMEDIANS ON OBAMA

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
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>The
>liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . and think 25 to life would
>be appropriate. -Jay Leno
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>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno
>
>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien
>
>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
>A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno
>
>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other
>is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman
>
>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
>started to sink, who would be saved?
>A: America ! -Jimmy Fallon
>
>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
>A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel
>
>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman

Yo sigo con mi parranda

Sin darme por enterao

Y a la hora de los mameyes

Que me quiten lo bailao

Was George Bush An Idiot?

If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head?

If George W. Bush joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on?

If George W. Bush had put 27000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one company had an accident would you have agreed?

If George W. Bush had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 27000 American workers unemployed would you support him?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?


If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?


If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in theUnited States , would you have said that he is clueless.

If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in Texas , would you have thought he was a self important, conceited, egotistical jerk.

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoes as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
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So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 15 months -- so you'll have two years and nine months to come up with an answer.

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