Margot Stevens Resume

How in hell does anyone like Margot Stevens get elected to the CDD here in Lake Ashton???? I guess there are a few retarded residents here in Lake Ashton. She has lied and now she does not want the roads fixed. I lost my good friend on Turnover St, he fell thought the cracks. Doesn't that say enough.

Money, Money and Money

There are a few parasite's living in Lake Ashton who doesn't get the picture. The developer does not give out money but only to receive. He doesn't want to hear nothing that doesn't put money in his pocket. He has been sued in other communities and now we have to sue him and you say this is paradise. Give me a break. Get out of here.

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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

* A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* A JOB,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!

NEITHER TRUSTED NOR FEARED NOR RESPECTED

Written by Jack Kelly
Friday, 12 March 2010

"Let me be clear: I'm not normally in favour of boycotts, and I love the American people. I holiday in their country regularly, and hate the tedious snobby sneers against the United States. But the American people chose to elect an idiot who seems hell bent on insulting their allies, and something must be done to stop Obama's reckless foreign policy, before he does the dirty on his allies on every issue."
--London Daily Telegraph editor Alex Singleton, March 11.

One of the most poorly kept secrets in Washington is President Obama's animosity toward Great Britain, presumably because of what he regards as its sins while ruling (his birthplace??) Kenya (1895-1963).

One of Barack Hussein Obama's first acts as president was to return to Britain a bust of Winston Churchill that had graced the Oval Office since 9/11. He followed this up by denying Prime Minister Gordon Brown, on his first state visit, the usual joint press conference with flags.

The president was "too tired" to grant the leader of America's closest ally a proper welcome, his aides told British journalists.

Mr. Obama followed this up with cheesy gifts for Mr. Brown and the Queen. Columnist Ian Martin described his behavior as "rudeness personified."

There was more rudeness in store for Mr. Brown at the opening session of the United Nations in September.

"The prime minister was forced to dash through the kitchens of the UN in New York to secure five minutes of face time with President Obama after five requests for a sit down meeting were rejected by the White House," said London Telegraph columnist David Hughes. Mr. Obama's "churlishness is unforgivable," Mr. Hughes said.

The administration went beyond snubs and slights last week (3/02) when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton endorsed the demand of Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, a Hugh Chavez ally, for mediation of Argentina's specious claim to the Falkland Islands, a British dependency since 1833.

The people who live in the Falklands, who speak English, want nothing to do with Argentina. When, in 1982, an earlier Argentine dictatorship tried to seize the Falklands by force, the British--with strong support from President Ronald Reagan--expelled them.

"It is truly shocking that Obama has decided to disregard our shared history," wrote Telegraph columnist Toby Young. "Does Britain's friendship really mean so little to him?"

One could ask, does the friendship of anyone in the entire world mean anything to him?

"I recently asked several senior administration officials, separately, to name a foreign leader with whom Barack Obama has forged a strong personal relationship during his first year in office," wrote Jackson Diehl, (deputy editorial page editor of the Washington Post), on Monday (3/08). "A lot of hemming and hawing ensued."

One official named French President Nicolas Sarkozy, but his contempt for Obama is not a secret. Another named German Chancellor Angela Merkel. But, said Mr. Diehl, "Merkel too is conspicuously cool toward Obama."

Obama certainly doesn't care about the Poles and Czechs, whom he has betrayed on missile defense. Honduras and Israel also can attest that he's been an unreliable ally and an unfaithful friend. Ironically, our relations with both Israel and the Palestinian Authority have never been worse.

Russia has offered nothing in exchange for Mr. Obama's abandonment of missile defense. Russia and China won't support serious sanctions on Iran. Syria's support for terrorism has not diminished despite efforts to normalize diplomatic relations. The reclusive military dictatorship that runs Burma has responded to our efforts at "engagement" by deepening its ties to North Korea.

And the Chinese make little effort to disguise their contempt for him.

For the first time in a long time, the President of the United States is not trusted by our allies or feared by our adversaries, and is respected by neither. Americans, understandably focused on the dismal economy and Obama's efforts to nationalize health care, have yet to notice. They will. [and soon]

Jack Kelly is a former Marine and a former deputy assistant secretary of the Air Force in the Reagan administration. He is national security writer for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

CDD MEETING ON FRI April 30

Another Circus and another lawyer being hired and there are people out there that think this place is paradise. This law suit will cost up to $500,000. Are there any more Lawyers out there left to hired. Chinese drywall, boat dock, MX, Roads, anything else I missed. Have a good day. We should hired another Lawyer on the Bowling alley, it was built on water. First thing we should do is get rid of all the Management employees and hired our own. Run our own restaurant, things will get a hell of a lot better, take my word. Thank you

Sue, Sue, Sue

You can see how much the developer loves the residents of Lake Ashton. He does nothing, say nothing and do nothing, so we have to SUE.

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List of the World's Shortest Books

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by
Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by
Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by
Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated
by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by
Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS
I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by
Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By
Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by
Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by
Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al
Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA
EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by
Dr. J... Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by
Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE
TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by
Mike Tyson
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THE
AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by
O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by
Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by
Bill Clinton
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with
introduction
by
the
Rev.
Jesse Jackson

*******************************************************
AND,
JUST ADDED:

My
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by
Nancy Pelosi

poof

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH MY GOODNESS!' Ginger exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'.

Dynamite

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her,'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,' "What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her, That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
Apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'

NOW GET THIS !! - - - - -

'Senator' Obama

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."

(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)

Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a

state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ."

When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past".

"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path.. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America "

WHAAAAAAAT, the Hell is that!!!

Yes, you read it right.I, for one, am speechless!!!

Dale Lindsborg , Washington Post

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE

SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A

SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND

THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO

HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT

WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP

IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.

NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD

TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO

THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!!

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Yard Sign

From a guy in Virginia :

My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine,

"guns should be banned", etc.). So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one

of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn't up more than an

hour before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down the sign.

Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such

action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint "downtown" first, which

would be reviewed by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state

ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending

party (me) to "remove the sign in seven days".

After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch)

and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder. I tried to

smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunt

club but that seemed to make him even more angry. I then asked him if he wanted to

go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined my outreach efforts to bring about a better

understanding between political and social opponents. I am at a loss how to reconcile

our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship), any suggestions would be welcome.

Maybe I'll ask him if he want to go deer hunting, which opens up November 1st, you know,

just a bunch of guys running through the woods chasing Bambi, then sitting around the

campfire roasting marshmallows, drinking beer, and singing our favorite country songs

to the accompaniment of Jake's harmonica (he is a better lawyer than a harmonica player

but don't tell him I told you). I even made him a bumper sticker and that made him madder

than he already was! Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how's about yours?

SENIOR CITIZENS DEATH WARRANTS

Rec'd this from a good friend of ours in Corpus who was diagnosed with cancer last year. See what his doctor is saying....

Wednesday, I was at the doctor whom I have been going to since we moved down here (he is the one who discovered my cancer). I have to get a very expensive shot every 3 months ($3000) that is designed to keep the PSA down and help to prevent a recurrence of the cancer. Has some uncomfortable side effects, and I was questioning the need to continue with it, which he assured me was necessary. He then asked how old I was, and when I replied 70, he said that if this legislation goes through as intended by the powers that be, that I probably would not be able to get it next year, as that would be money better spent on someone else with greater longevity. I would be referred to someone to "counsel" me.

I asked him why the AMA had recently endorsed the plan. He replied that only about 15% of the nation's doctors were members of AMA, and most of them were not really on the front lines of doctorhood but in some other areas of medicine. He said he was a member, but would not be after this membership year.

This man got part of his training in London, and practiced in Canada for 16 years before coming to the US, and he has no use for socialized medicine, regardless of how you wrap it, or what kind of bow to put on it. He said that we have a shortfall of around 400,000 doctors at the present time, and many of today's doctors are of the baby boomer generation who are nearing retirement and/or will decide to hang it up rather than deal with the results this is sure to bring.

Scary, my friends. The picture for our age group is not pretty in Obamaland.

SENIOR DEATH WARRANTS:

In England no one over 59 can receive heart repairs or stents or bypass because it is not covered as being too expensive and not needed.

Obama wants to have a healthcare system just like Canada's and England's. I got this today and am sending it on. If Obama's plans in other areas don't scare you, this should. Please do not let Obama sign senior death warrants.

Everybody that is on this mailing list is either a senior citizen, is getting close or knows somebody that is.

Most of you know by now that the Senate version (at least) of the "stimulus" bill includes provisions for extensive rationing of health care for senior citizens. The author of this part of the bill, former senator and tax evader, Tom Daschle was credited today by Bloomberg with the following statement:

Bloomberg: Daschle says "health-care reform will not be pain free. Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them."

If this does not sufficiently raise your ire, just remember that our esteemed Senators and Congressmen have their own healthcare plan that is first dollar or very low co-pay which they are guaranteed for the remainder of their lives. Nor are they subject to this new law if it passes.

Please use the power of the Internet to get this message out. Talk it up at the grassroots level. We have an election coming up in less than a year. And we have the ability to address and reverse the dangerous direction the Obama administration and its allies have begun and in the interim, we can make their lives miserable. Let's do this!

If you disagree, do nothing.

PAUL PONTIOUS , AND HIS OWN SET OF RULES

This Message is being sent to all the HOA members David Ross, Carol Hanson, Stephen Mattox, Jackie Perez, John Castelli, and Ralph Marino, Paul makes up his own rules therefor this message will not be going to him because he knows it all and he has his own set of rules, NO ONE WILL TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. As you well know Jessie Ayres used to run Bingo until Paul Pontious got the idea that he should be in charged of Bingo and the money. The money being the big factor. He had better ideas for use of the Bingo money and knows nothing about the Florida law on Bingo. Paul was going around telling residents that Jessie had taken $30,000 when he left. I ask Jessie about this and he said that is a lie. Jessie got fed up with Paul telling him what to do, do this and do that, Paul did nothing but ordered Jessie around like a little kid. Jessie said the hell with this, I am out of here, sold his home at a loss and got out.

Lets get to the point:
The L A Times has a limit of 150 words on any article, yet in the December issue he wrote an entire page of over 850 words about he he did with the money, and again in the April issue he had another article well over 300 words what he was going to do as a HOA member. Why has this guy keeps breaking the rules of the management. Is Joe Hunter behind all this? I can't write one lousily article in the L A Times. Please note where he said he was spending the money on. This is all illegal. He violated the Florida Law on Bingo. All money must go to charity. PERIOD.

Lets go to Bingo:
He has violated the law of Florida by giving money from Bingo to help repair the clubhouse, bocce ball green, a laptop computer to make presentations, a bird deterrent, kick plates for the pavilion, poinsettias for Christmas, bought billiard balls for the billiard room, hand vacuum system,supplies for duplicate bridge and on and on and on. Please note the Bingo law says all money collected must go to Charity. This does not sound like charity. Paul said it all in the article he wrote in the L A Times in December..

Also he lets all his volunteers pay only 50% for their Bingo Cards and the Bingo players pay full price yet they receive the same prize money we do. This is illegal.

Please make note that when the Summer months get slow, the prize money is still the same, why is that, simple, he puts money away from the good winter months and gives it out in the summer. This is illegal. All money must be given out on that same Bingo Night.

Records must be kept on all Bingo money each Bingo Monday. This he does not do. He said at the meeting that the records will be ready in a month. This is illegal. All money must be accounted for each Bingo night.

Why is he getting away with all this illegal crap? What are you people on the HOA doing about all this? NOTHING Did you know he is being investigated by the investigating unit and they did give him a call. They will be looking at his records.

When I was playing Billiards with 20 other players, he came in on Monday and said he had $30,000 and your not going to get it. Plus calling me an idiot because I started all this trouble. Every time he goes by my home he sticks his finger up and calls me an idiot. Joe Hunter does nothing but tells me I should call the police. PAUL AND JOE HUNTER ARE GOOD FRIENDS. DOES THIS SCARE YOU GUYS? THIS MAKES EVERYTHING LEGAL?

Is this a GOOD example of a member of the HOA. You have the biggest violator of the Florida law and you do nothing, NOTHING. I ASK YOU, WHY IS HE STILL IN CHARGE OF Bingo. HE MUST RESIGN OR SHOULD HE BE FIRED. HE IS TELLING ALL OF YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. YOU SHOULD TELL HIM WHAT HE SHOULD DO.

This $30,000 keeps popping up, first Jessie has it now Paul admitted he has it. He said in front of 20 pool players and a CDD member.

Paul's Bingo record books are has crooked has Bernie Maddoff records.