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Saturday, June 18, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Tennessee Assistant football coach Fired for an Obama "Song of Truth...
I love it when the young people “Get It.” This young coach told it like it is, using, Song and Humor. So this Tennessee middle school assistant football coach, age 26, was fired for a the song he wrote and then played! He's going to make more money when this song becomes a big hit than he would teaching school. This could be the next number one hit country song. It's the best effort yet at encapsulating the outrage at the over-steps of this government in an entertaining song. Apparently, the guy was fired over the song because some parents complained. If you like it, help it go "viral" by passing it along to everyone you know. |
- Anonymous said...
- Mr King...
You might want to take a CLOSE look
at the pond next to YOUR HOME! The
Developer has left it become a PIT of
overgrown plants. It looks like a
SEWERAGE Overflow....This should
be reported to the Dept of
Environmental protection. Wild
life...Fish life etc are being
chocked by this unsightly PIT...
Local Wild Life and Fish Lover..
THIS POND SHOULD HAVE BEEN TREATED. THE DEVELOPER HAS NO MONEY.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 6:06:00 PM EDT
- Anonymous said...
- ed,people can take all the pictures they want durning the open hours of operation of the resturant, but not when closed and the doors locked.we dont have the right to break locked doors for access to take these so called pictures.the law should have been called .we are not above the law but some think they are including the tree who broke into the resturant.answer this above query THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. ANYONE COULD HAVE WALKED AWAY WITH ALL THE DRINKS INCLUDING YOU.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
The developer stole the trophies off the wall.
As you well know, all the trophies heads were stolen from the wall in billiard room a few weeks ago by the developer. Nothing was said and done. I guess no one cares. Pictures were taken of the restaurant on Sunday and would you know they were caught by security. Since the only harm was taken pictures, no charges were made. There are people out there who would like to make a big issue out of this. The developer can steal his trophies but we can't take pictures of what is ours. When we take the restaurant over in October we would like to have all our property back. Do you trust the developer?
Monday, June 13, 2011
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his
evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little
old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the
car. Were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd
get screwed ...so we're just waiting.
I forward this as received, but without comment.
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Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
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EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NEEDS TO READ THIS, KEEP IT GOING ! ! SAVE AMERICA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ! !
Play Ball
Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game.
Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of The Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the owner of the team. And...the fans would love it!"
So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic cameraagain flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace...
2 weeks later he got 5 tickets for
driving without a seatbelt.
You can't fix stupid!!!!
They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk amongst us!
18 months and counting
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IDIOTS
THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF IDIOTS IN OUR COMMUNITY THAT SHOULD PACK UP AND LEAVE. MANY OF THEM ARE ON THE BINGO COMMITTEE. BINGO PAUL NEEDS MONEY FOR GAS, HE IS GOING BROKE, PLEASE HELP HIM AND GIVE HIM MONEY. NOW HE IS GOING TO MACDONALD'S FOR A SIMPLE HAMBURGER WITH NO CHEESE. MY, HAVE THINGS CHANGE. ARE YOU STILL STEALING MONEY FROM THE BINGO PLAYERS PAUL? WHAT IS YOUR BIG BUDDY DOING , BIG JOE FERRIRA AND FRANK OTA?
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Wit of the Scots
Wit of the Scots
An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up
golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a
message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the
club to enquire why.
Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.
Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.
Scot: Aye, so do I.
Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?
Scot: Aye, neither do I.
Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot: Aye, I be that.
Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot: Aye, I be that too.
Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable with that.
Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to
march with the Orangemen.
And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint
Columbus .
But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to
join a golf club.
Gas Coupons - for real!
Good for 1 gallon of gas
I didn't realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at many retailers.
I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth.
You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere, now is the time to use them before they lose their value, and it's too late !!
SEE SAMPLE COPY of COUPON BELOW...
I have no problem with this..
> I agree with this 100%!! They are accountable to the voters and should be "fired" for not doing their jobs.
> :
> Date: Monday, June 6, 2011, 10:44 PM
>
> >
> Subject: I have no problem with this...
> >
> " The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an
> instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
> - Patrick Henry -
>
>
>
>
> I have totally cleaned this e-mail from all other names, sending it to
> you in hopes you will keep it going and keep it clean. This is
> something I will fight for and I hope you all read it all the way
> through. You will be glad you did.
>
> The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took
> only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people
> demanded it. That was in 1971...before computers, before e-mail, before
> cell phones, etc.
>
> Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less
> to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.
>
> I'm asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty
> people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.
>
>
> In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the
> message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.
>
> Congressional Reform Act of 2011
>
> 1. No Tenure / No Pension.
> A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay
> when they are out of office.
>
> 2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
>
> All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social
> Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social
> Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It
> may not be used for any other purpose.
>
> 3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all
> Americans do.
>
> 4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional
> pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
>
> 5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in
> the same health care system as the American people.
>
> 6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American
> people.
>
> 7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective
> 1/1/12.
> The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen.
> Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in
> Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned
> citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home
> and back to work.
>
> If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only
> take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message.
> Maybe it is time.
>
> THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!
>
>
>
> If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete.
>
>
> You are one of my 20+. Please keep it going.
> >
The real Miss America
The real Miss America
> There's a Proud Papa out there somewhere.
>
> This 19 year old
> ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces
> Sniper, was watching a road in
> Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she
> observed a man digging by the road.
> She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned out
> he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying
> an IED that was to be detonated when a U.S. patrol walked by
> 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded
> several soldiers.
> The interesting fact of this story is the
> shot was measured at 725 yards.
> She shot him as he was bent over
> burying the bomb. The shot went through his rectum and
> into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her.
> (Folks, that's a shot 25
> yards longer than seven football fields) and the last thing
> that came out of his mouth ... was his ass!
> If You Can Not
> Stand Behind Our Troops, please Feel Free To Stand In
> Front Of Them!!!!!
>
> If you agree with this email, send it on!
>
> There's a Proud Papa out there somewhere.
>
> This 19 year old
> ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces
> Sniper, was watching a road in
> Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she
> observed a man digging by the road.
> She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned out
> he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying
> an IED that was to be detonated when a U.S. patrol walked by
> 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded
> several soldiers.
> The interesting fact of this story is the
> shot was measured at 725 yards.
> She shot him as he was bent over
> burying the bomb. The shot went through his rectum and
> into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her.
> (Folks, that's a shot 25
> yards longer than seven football fields) and the last thing
> that came out of his mouth ... was his ass!
> If You Can Not
> Stand Behind Our Troops, please Feel Free To Stand In
> Front Of Them!!!!!
>
> If you agree with this email, send it on!
>
Entitlement my Ass
Entitlement my AssEntitlement my ass, I paid cash for my social security insurance!!!!Just because they borrowed the money, doesn't make my benefits some kind of charity or handout!!Congressional benefits, aka. free health care , outrageous retirement packages , 67 paid holidays, three weeks paid vacation, unlimited paid sick days, now that's welfare, and they have the nerve to call my retirement entitlements!scroll down...............
What the Hell's wrong?WAKE UP AMERICA !
Tuesday's Daily Bulletin paper, ran two articles on the front page side by side :
1- Calif 's 20 Billion Dollar Budget Deficit
2- The Calif Supreme Court ruling that ILLEGALS can attend college
and get benefits.
Why don't they just deport them when they arrive to register?
3- Last year they ran an article on the yearly costs to Calif Taxpayers from Illegals using Hospital Emergency Rooms for their general health care -
At just one hospital the cost to tax payers totaled over 25 million a year
Someone please tell me what the Hell's wrong with all the people that run this country!
We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.,?
In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey .And now Pakistan .....home of bin Laden.. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!
Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any breaks while our government and religious organizations pour Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!
They call Social Security and Medicare an entitlement even though most of us have been paying for it all our working lives and now when its time for us to collect, the government is running out of money. Why did the government borrow from it in the first place?We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans..
AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment etc.
YET.....................They have a 'Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies.
Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries.
Sad isn't it?
99% of people won't have the guts to forward this.
I'm one of the 1% -- I Just Did
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