This is the artist whose painting of Jesus was recognized by the young boy’s recently published book about going to heaven, Heaven is Real. Don't skip the video at the end. Amazing 12 year old! Watch video at the end with audio. |
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Saturday, November 26, 2011
12 year old artist
> Hi Guys, I remember! You?
>
>
> When we moved to Fl. in 1972, there was a Woolworths in Pompano.
>
>
> We used to take the kids there, so they could break a balloon to see how much a milkshake would cost, based on the price tag that was inside the balloon!
> It was a game for the kids! They usually got a discounted price!
> I usually paid full price!
>
>
> Yep, it was still cheap in the early 70's. It closed in 1974.
>
>
> I guess, That was the end of our good old days!
>
>
> Another sad day for us old timers!
> Bob
> >
> Some of you weren't born when this menu was available ~~ look what you missed. For those of you who were alive ~~ look at how times have changed!!
>
>
> 1957 Sandwich Menu from Woolworths....
>
> If anyone doubts what we paid for a coke and a sandwich at Woolworths in the 1950s, here's proof of the era we lived in.
>
>
> I wondered who to send this to - who would actually remember eating at a Woolworth's?!?
> Isn't it fun just to receive an e-mail that doesn't make you crazy but just brings back good memories?
> Can you believe it was in ENGLISH ONLY!
Friday, November 25, 2011
> Obama
>
> is a islamic
>
> read more of obama's LIES below.
>
> 89% of the world' islamic's
>
> can not read or write ( totally ILIERATE)
>
> AND THEY ARE ALL COMMING TO AMERICA.
>
> STOP THIS LOW LIFE obama BULL- SHIT.
> >
>
> Barack Obama,
> during his Cairo speech, said:
> "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part
> of America 's story."
>
> AN AMERICAN
> CITIZEN'S RESPONSE:
>
>
> Dear Mr. Obama:
>
> Were those
> Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims
> first landed? Funny, I thought they were
> Native American Indians.
>
> Were those
> Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving
> day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and
> Native American Indians.
>
> Can you
> show me one Muslim signature on the United
> States Constitution?
>
>
> Declaration
> of Independence ?
>
> Bill of
> Rights?
>
>
> Didn't
> think so.
>
>
> Did
> Muslims fight for this country's freedom from
> England ? No.
>
>
> Did
> Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the
> slaves in America ? No, they did
> not. In fact, Muslims to this day are
> still the largest traffickers in human
> slavery.. Your own half brother, a devout
> Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even
> though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black
> Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot
> of what the Muslim world really thinks of your
> family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr.
> Obama?
>
>
> Where were
> Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this
> country? Not present.
>
>
> There are
> no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking
> side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or
> helping to advance the cause of Civil
> Rights.
>
>
> Where were
> Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage
> era? Again, not present. In fact,
> devout Muslims demand that women are subservient
> to men in the Islamic culture. So much so,
> that often they are beaten for not wearing the
> 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a
> direct family member or their husband.
> Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights,
> aren't they?
>
>
> Where were
> Muslims during World War II? They were
> aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim
> grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler,
> reviewed the troops and accepted support from
> the Nazi's in killing Jews.
>
>
> Finally,
> Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th,
> 2001? If they weren't flying planes into
> the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field
> in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on
> our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle
> East . No one can dispute the pictures
> shown from all parts of the Muslim world
> celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other
> cable news networks that day. Strangely,
> the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent
> over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June
> 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To
> many Americans, their silence has meant approval
> for the acts of that day.
>
>
> And THAT, Mr.
> Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here
> in America ..
>
>
> Oh, I'm sorry, I
> forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.
> They were Muslim.
>
>
> And now we can
> add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American
> soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a
> doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be
> counseling soldiers returning from battle in
> Iraq and Afghanistan ..
>
>
> That, Mr. Obama
> is the "Muslim heritage" in America
> .
> EVERY AMERICAN
> MUST READ THIS !!
> According to Obama,his father(Muslin) was in WWII, and he was 5 years old.He didn't get a Medal.
> > Be sure to
> SEND IT TO ALL .
>
>
>
>
> Muslim Heritage, my ass.
>
>
> is a islamic
>
> read more of obama's LIES below.
>
> 89% of the world' islamic's
>
> can not read or write ( totally ILIERATE)
>
> AND THEY ARE ALL COMMING TO AMERICA.
>
> STOP THIS LOW LIFE obama BULL- SHIT.
> >
>
> Barack Obama,
> during his Cairo speech, said:
> "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part
> of America 's story."
>
> AN AMERICAN
> CITIZEN'S RESPONSE:
>
>
> Dear Mr. Obama:
>
> Were those
> Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims
> first landed? Funny, I thought they were
> Native American Indians.
>
> Were those
> Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving
> day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and
> Native American Indians.
>
> Can you
> show me one Muslim signature on the United
> States Constitution?
>
>
> Declaration
> of Independence ?
>
> Bill of
> Rights?
>
>
> Didn't
> think so.
>
>
> Did
> Muslims fight for this country's freedom from
> England ? No.
>
>
> Did
> Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the
> slaves in America ? No, they did
> not. In fact, Muslims to this day are
> still the largest traffickers in human
> slavery.. Your own half brother, a devout
> Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even
> though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black
> Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot
> of what the Muslim world really thinks of your
> family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr.
> Obama?
>
>
> Where were
> Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this
> country? Not present.
>
>
> There are
> no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking
> side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or
> helping to advance the cause of Civil
> Rights.
>
>
> Where were
> Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage
> era? Again, not present. In fact,
> devout Muslims demand that women are subservient
> to men in the Islamic culture. So much so,
> that often they are beaten for not wearing the
> 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a
> direct family member or their husband.
> Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights,
> aren't they?
>
>
> Where were
> Muslims during World War II? They were
> aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim
> grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler,
> reviewed the troops and accepted support from
> the Nazi's in killing Jews.
>
>
> Finally,
> Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th,
> 2001? If they weren't flying planes into
> the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field
> in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on
> our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle
> East . No one can dispute the pictures
> shown from all parts of the Muslim world
> celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other
> cable news networks that day. Strangely,
> the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent
> over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June
> 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To
> many Americans, their silence has meant approval
> for the acts of that day.
>
>
> And THAT, Mr.
> Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here
> in America ..
>
>
> Oh, I'm sorry, I
> forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.
> They were Muslim.
>
>
> And now we can
> add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American
> soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a
> doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be
> counseling soldiers returning from battle in
> Iraq and Afghanistan ..
>
>
> That, Mr. Obama
> is the "Muslim heritage" in America
> .
> EVERY AMERICAN
> MUST READ THIS !!
> According to Obama,his father(Muslin) was in WWII, and he was 5 years old.He didn't get a Medal.
> > Be sure to
> SEND IT TO ALL .
>
>
>
>
> Muslim Heritage, my ass.
>
This is a single-pipe alpine coaster in Mieders, Austria. You reach the summit via a cablecar and then sit on a small car with a brake lever and off you go. Having ridden it once using a little braking, the guy decided to try it a second time without using the brakes. This is SCARY! Enjoy the ride!
Mieders Alpine Coaster (with no brakes!!)
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Mieders Alpine Coaster (with no brakes!!)
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Joe Hunter
Joe Hunter name is no longer on the inside page of the back cover. He is a nobody, useless and made a lot of enemies. He has done nothing to help anyone and if you ask him a question all he would say is go see the CDD or the HOA. He ban me from sending him my E-Mails, also he send me five letters complaining about me, thanks to Bingo Paul Pontious, he just wouldn't listen. He even ban me for putting on shows at the Clubhouse. He goes to the CDD meeting, sits down for 5 minutes and gets up, leaves for 5 minutes and come back and repeats the same cycle again and again. He must have a problem with his bowels. He has done nothing to help the residents of Lake Ashton, nothing except kill the alligators. He should be ashamed of himself, now has you walk along the banks of the ponds you will see nothing. I think I should put a bait on a hook and catch a Joe Hunter, but who will want him? Maybe a Bingo Paul Pontious.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
June Young
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011
A Massachusetts fisherman pulled in an 881-pound tuna this week only to have the federal authorities take it away. It sounds like a libertarian twist on the classic novella by Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea, but for Carlos Rafael, the saga is completely true.
Rafael and his crew were using nets to catch bottom-dwellers when they inadvertently snagged the giant tuna. However, federal fishery enforcement agents took control of the behemoth when the boat returned to port. The reason for the seizure was procedural: While Rafael had the appropriate permits, fishermen are only allowed to catch tuna with a rod and reel.
It would seem that unlike the fictional New England shark hunters in Jaws, Rafael didn't need a bigger boat, just a better permit.
In an interview with the Standard-Times of New Bedford, Rafael disputes the claims from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's (NOAA) enforcement division that the humungous tuna was trawled from the bottom of the Atlantic. "They didn't catch that fish on the bottom," he said. "They probably got it in the mid-water when they were setting out and it just got corralled in the net. That only happens once in a blue moon."
And while Rafael is denied the mother of all fish stories, the federal impoundment of his catch also means he's probably losing out on a giant payday. A 754-pound tuna recently sold for nearly $396,000. NOAA regulators do not share any of the proceeds from the fish's eventual sale with a fisherman found in violation of federal rules.
"They said it had to be caught with rod and reel," a frustrated Rafael said. "We didn't try to hide anything. We did everything by the book. Nobody ever told me we couldn't catch it with a net."
Rafael says he has meticulously prepared for a giant catch like this, purchasing 15 tuna permits over the past four years for his groundfish boats. He even immediately called a "bluefin tuna hot line" (yes, such things exist) to report his catch. "I wanted to sell the fish while it was fresh instead of letting it age on the boat," he said. "It was a beautiful fish."
Proceeds of the sale from the fish will be held in an account until the case is resolved, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Office of Law Enforcement. "The matter is still under investigation," said Monica Allen, deputy director with NOAA Fisheries public affairs. "If it's determined that there has been a violation, the money will go into the asset forfeiture fund."
You can watch Rafael explain what happened below.
Rafael and his crew were using nets to catch bottom-dwellers when they inadvertently snagged the giant tuna. However, federal fishery enforcement agents took control of the behemoth when the boat returned to port. The reason for the seizure was procedural: While Rafael had the appropriate permits, fishermen are only allowed to catch tuna with a rod and reel.
It would seem that unlike the fictional New England shark hunters in Jaws, Rafael didn't need a bigger boat, just a better permit.
In an interview with the Standard-Times of New Bedford, Rafael disputes the claims from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's (NOAA) enforcement division that the humungous tuna was trawled from the bottom of the Atlantic. "They didn't catch that fish on the bottom," he said. "They probably got it in the mid-water when they were setting out and it just got corralled in the net. That only happens once in a blue moon."
And while Rafael is denied the mother of all fish stories, the federal impoundment of his catch also means he's probably losing out on a giant payday. A 754-pound tuna recently sold for nearly $396,000. NOAA regulators do not share any of the proceeds from the fish's eventual sale with a fisherman found in violation of federal rules.
"They said it had to be caught with rod and reel," a frustrated Rafael said. "We didn't try to hide anything. We did everything by the book. Nobody ever told me we couldn't catch it with a net."
Rafael says he has meticulously prepared for a giant catch like this, purchasing 15 tuna permits over the past four years for his groundfish boats. He even immediately called a "bluefin tuna hot line" (yes, such things exist) to report his catch. "I wanted to sell the fish while it was fresh instead of letting it age on the boat," he said. "It was a beautiful fish."
Proceeds of the sale from the fish will be held in an account until the case is resolved, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Office of Law Enforcement. "The matter is still under investigation," said Monica Allen, deputy director with NOAA Fisheries public affairs. "If it's determined that there has been a violation, the money will go into the asset forfeiture fund."
You can watch Rafael explain what happened below.
June Young
Lake Ashton pays this woman $500.00/month to tell us what is going on here in this community. What she tells us is the same as the TV and the L A Times. How many times do we need to be told what is going on? What a waste of money. Not only that, we can't tell our neighbors anything. We can't post nothing on our website that we are paying for. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Yes we been dupe again. The sad thing is no one says anything. They just don't care, their cartoons on TV is more important.
Don't forget the Salvation Army bell ringers this year. If we think we are struggling, the Salvation Army can hardly meet the demands of the desperate.
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I Just Thought You Should Know
>
> As you open your pockets for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind:
>
> The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses.
>
> The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
>
> UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,200,000 per year (100k per month)
> plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE.
> Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause!
>
> The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary of only $13,000 per year
> (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.
> 96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause!
>
> The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Disabled American Veterans National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Military Order of Purple Hearts National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> No further comment is necessary.
> Please share this with everyone you can.
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I Just Thought You Should Know
>
> As you open your pockets for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind:
>
> The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses.
>
> The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
>
> UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,200,000 per year (100k per month)
> plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE.
> Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause!
>
> The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary of only $13,000 per year
> (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.
> 96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause!
>
> The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Disabled American Veterans National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Military Order of Purple Hearts National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
> Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
>
> No further comment is necessary.
> Please share this with everyone you can.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
OBAMA the MUSLIM CREEP and his wife, should be in the crowd with them....ITS HIS and HERS People...
--- On Tue, 11/22/11, sm michic wrote:
--- On Tue, 11/22/11, sm michic
From: sm michic
Subject: Fw: F.Y.I.
To: "John Chickness"
Date: Tuesday, November 22, 2011, 6:18 PM
By Dr. SowellThe current Occupy Wall Street movement is the best illustration to date of what President Barack Obama's America looks like.It is an America where the lawless, unaccomplished, ignorant and incompetent rule. It is an America where those who have sacrificed nothing pillage and destroy the lives of those who have sacrificed greatly.
Pontious controls this community
Would you believe Carol Pointious is now chairman of the CDD and Brenda Van sickle is now the assistant chairman. Margo Stevens is now bull shit. She is mad. Carol is the one who could not keep the books on Bingo. Jake Eaton is out. This community has now gone to hell. Her husband spend thousands of dollars of the Bingo Money on his friends and now his wife is chairman of the CDD and also in charge of Pot Luck with Brenda Van Sickle. How low can this community go. Bingo Paul is still in charge of Bingo. She is in control of the CDD Help me! We should rename this community Carol and Paul Pontious Community. Give me your money. Paul at the HOA meeting wants a debit card. Can't you people see what is going on here? I no longer go to Bingo and also to pot luck. I just can't take the Pontious.
This is a letter that my good friend's husband wrote today after his uncle's funeral yesterday. If Obama does not want his name associated with our military, he does not deserve to be "The President of the United States". - Alice Frankovitch
Dear Sean,
Today I was incensed at the conclusion of a traditional Serbian-Orthodox funeral for my beloved 85-year-old uncle, Daniel Martich, who proudly served in the US Army during the Korean conflict. During the committal service at a Pittsburgh cemetery the local military detachment performed their ritual, then folded and presented the American Flag to my aunt.
As I'm sure you have witnessed during military funerals, a soldier bends to one knee and recites a scripted message to a surviving relative that begins 'On behalf of the President of the United States and a grateful nation, I wish to present you with this flag in appreciation for your husband's service ...'
However, today the dialogue was 'On behalf of the Secretary of Defense and a grateful nation...'
After the service, I approached the soldier who presented the flag to my aunt to inquire about the change in language. His response was: "The White House notified all military funeral service detachments to immediately remove 'the President' and insert 'the Secretary of Defense'.
I couldn't believe what I heard and the soldier just smiled and said, "You can draw your own conclusion, Sir, but that was the order". He, too, was ashamed of what he was required to say.
Obama has taken off the gloves. My only response to this endless cesspool of anti-American rhetoric dripping from his mouth is to borrow a phrase "with one minor change" uttered by another temporary Washington resident living in government housing (his wife!): "Today for the first time in my adult life, I am ashamed of the current U.S. President!"
I did not serve in the military but my love of country parallels that of people like my late uncle who bled red, white and blue. As a second generation Serbian-American who's heritage produced many patriotic military men and women who fought for freedom both in the United States as well as in the former Yugoslavia (most recently in Kosovo against the slaughter of Serbs by Muslim extremists), I implore you to make the American people aware of this little-known or, at least, publicly acknowledged fact.
May God Bless you and your family during these difficult times. Your voice of reason is a welcome change from the insanity plastered across the country by the liberal media. Keep up the great work and thank you for your service to our country.
Sincerely,
John G. Martich
Weirton , WV
Subject: Fw: MAY DAY.....MAY DAY!!!
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day!
Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5' 4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower.
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
He has a heart attack and dies.
She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day!
Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5' 4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower.
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
Thanksgiving Greetings and Pumpkin Pie
Click on Pumpkin Pie at the end after reading.
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
HAPPY � THANKSGIVING � TO �ALL � PUMPKIN PIE � �Click Here
Monday, November 21, 2011
Make sure you play this on ‘full screen.!!!
launch site for paragliders just north of San Diego , California .
Occasionally these paragliders bring along some special friends.
http://www.parahawkusa.com/Home.html
Sunday, November 20, 2011
FOX Breaking News
To save the economy, on November 22nd, 2011, the government will start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
I started crying when I thought of you.
RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!
Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!
Cow... bad but good?
Old Cow
So this limo is heading down the road when suddenly....a cow jumps out into the road, the limo hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old..
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy .
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy .
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Single-Malt Scotch, the wife gave me a
great meal and the daughter made fantastic love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy ..
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old..
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy .
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy .
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Single-Malt Scotch, the wife gave me a
great meal and the daughter made fantastic love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy ..
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Polar Bear: I come in peace...
Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon
tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada 's Hudson Bay .
The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in.
It's hard to believe that this polar bear only needed to hug someone!
The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.
Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon
tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada 's Hudson Bay .
The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in.
It's hard to believe that this polar bear only needed to hug someone!
The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.
Gas and food Money for Bingo Paul
In the last HOA Meeting on 11/13/11,Bingo Paul ask to have a Bank Debit Card for "Expenses"
Jake Eaton and the CDD Bingo crew
Profiling and why we NEED it.
A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1. In1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist. 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists. 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists. 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists. 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists. 6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists. 7. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists. 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists. 9. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists. 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists. 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists. 12. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists. 13. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by--- you guessed it---Muslim male extremists. No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of profiling. Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason??? Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story 'Forrest Gump' so aptly put it, 'Stupid Is As Stupid Does' Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet...do it! or again . . just delete if you disagree.. |
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