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Riding High On The Hog

Motorcycling: Puts The 'Spark' Back In Your Relationship

Ah, the thrill of the open road!
Kinda gives new meaning to the term, "haulin' ass".

Joe Ferreira is awarded the pie of the year award

Big Joe is really mad at me because he did not win the Lake Ashton Person of the Year Award.  He did win a pie in the face award.  More than a dozen Lake Ashton residents came forward to be the one to scam the pie in your  face, Joe.  Sorry  Joe, I know you want to eat the pie but it belongs on your face.  And by the way, stop sending me your dumb E-Mails.  You are a dumb speller and don't ever call me a idiot again to my face.  Only a jackass goes around calling people names.

 

 

Click in any Picture,and click on the arrows to move up and down,and sideways.Enjoy it 

 Tour  Eiffel  Montgolfière    Cathédrale  Saint-François- Xavier, Chicoutimiis  Une centrale du  Michigan  Un incendie  majeur  Notre Dame de  Bon secours à Montreal  Chapelle de la Maison Mère-Mallet,  Québec    concert d'Oliver  Jones, Juin 2009  Hôtel de Glace,  Sainte-Catherine- de-la-Jacques- Cartier, Québec 
Palais des  Congrès à Montreal  Feux sur glace,  Quais du Vieux-Port de Montréal

Jewish Divorce..

> A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff !
>
> All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, my vagina is now the size of
>a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece."
>
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire
>businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari
>
> you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and
>
>you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
>

IDIOT

NEWS WANTED SEND TO lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com

Barack Obama,  during his Cairo speech, said:    "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part  of  America 's story."  AN AMERICAN  CITIZEN'S RESPONSE:   Dear Mr. Obama: Were those  Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims  first landed?  Funny, I thought they were  Native American Indians.. Were those  Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving  day?  Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and  Native American Indians.. Can you  show me one Muslim signature on the United  States Constitution?   Declaration  of Independence    ? Bill of  Rights?   Didn't  think so.   Did  Muslims fight for this country's freedom from  England ?  No.   Did  Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the  slaves in America ?  No, they did  not.  In fact, Muslims to this day are  still the largest traffickers in human  slavery.  Your own half brother, a devout  Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even  though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black  Muslims as "pug nosed slaves."  Says a lot  of what the Muslim world really thinks of your  family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr.  Obama?   Where were  Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this  country?  Not present.   There are  no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking  side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or  helping to advance the cause of Civil  Rights.   Where were  Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage  era?  Again, not present.  In fact,  devout Muslims demand that women are subservient  to men in the Islamic culture.  So much so,  that often they are beaten for not wearing the  'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a  direct family member or their husband.   Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights,  aren't they?   Where were  Muslims during World War II?  They were  aligned with Adolf Hitler..  The Muslim  grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler,  reviewed the troops and accepted support from  the Nazi's in killing Jews.   Finally,  Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th,  2001?  If they weren't flying planes into  the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field  in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on  our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle  East .  No one can dispute the pictures  shown from all parts of the Muslim world  celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other  cable news networks that day.  Strangely,  the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent  over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June  4th were stone cold silent post 9-11.  To  many Americans, their silence has meant approval  for the acts of that day.   And THAT, Mr.  Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here  in America ...   Oh, I'm sorry, I  forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.   They were Muslim.   And now we can  add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American  soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a  doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be  counseling soldiers returning from battle in  Iraq and Afghanistan .   That, Mr. Obama  is the "Muslim heritage" in America    .  EVERY AMERICAN  MUST READ THIS !!   Be sure to  SEND IT TO ALL .         Muslim Heritage, my ass.

I WANT TO GET RE-ELECTED

An old West Virginia Hillbilly saying: You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek. *SOME OF YOU MAY APPRECIATE THIS AND SOME OF YOU MAY NOT.* *I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING THIS BECAUSE OF IT'S TRUTH.* *If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?* *If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? * *If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on? * *If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot? * *If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed? * *If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? * *If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? * *If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America ? * *If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? * *If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved? * *If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his capabilities? * *If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk. * *If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment? * *If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?* *If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? * *If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? * *If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have ever approved. * *If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? * *So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? * *Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 24 months -- so you have that much time to come up with an answer.* *Every statement and action in this email is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable. * AND NOW, HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM. HA WAKE UP AMERICA 2012 IS UPON US. *I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WILL FORWARD THIS ? * *"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."*

 

: $600 Car

Hard to believe!!!

This is not a joke and they do sell for $600.00. They  won't be able to make them fast enough--



be good just to  run around town.

Here's a  car that will get you back and forth to work on  the cheap.......$600 for  the car.
  
258 miles  per gallon...Only a one  seater however.    Talk about  cheap transportation  .......
    
Volkswagen's $600 car  gets 258 mpg -- It looks like Ford, Chrysler and  GM missed the boat  again!

This $600 car is no  toy and is ready to be released in China next  year. The


single seater aero car  totes VW (Volkswagen)  branding.

Volkswagen did a lot of  very highly protected testing of this car in  Germany, 


but it was not announced until  now where the car would make it's first  appearance.

The car was introduced  at the VW stockholders meeting as the most  economical car


in the world is  presented.The initial objective  of the prototype was to prove that 1 liter of  fuel could deliver 100 kilos


of travel.  
Spartan interior doesn't  sacrifice safety

The aero design  proved essential to getting the desired  result.  The body is 3.47 meters long and  just 1.25 meters wide, and a little over a meter  high.  The prototype was made  completely of carbon fiber and is not painted to  save weight.

The power plant is a  one cylinder diesel positioned ahead of the rear  axle  and combined with an automatic  shift controlled by a knob in the  interior.

Safety was not  compromised as the impact and roll-over  protection is comparable to the GT racing  cars.




The Most Economic Car in the World  will be on sale next  year:

Better than Electric Car  – 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in  Shanghai

This is a single  seated car

From  conception to production: 3 years and the  company is headquartered in Hamburg , Germany  ..

Will be selling for 4000  Yuan, equivalent to US$  600..

Gas tank capacity =  1.7 gallons

Speed  = 62 – 74.6 Miles/hour

Fuel  efficiency = 258  miles/gallon

Travel  distance with a full tank = 404  miles

REGARDING ALL E MAILS ...... This is hilarious! Click here

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THE VILLAGES, FLORIDA Do we know Any one down there?

From CBS/Sunday Morning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrpq5A-KAoA

Gallery:

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-3445_162-10007844.html?tag=pop.galleries

 

"Thanking Obama for killing Bin Laden is like going into McDonalds and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger. 
It's the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the clown."

 

 

This is wrong!! Send on so others know what has been done...

SEND TO  EVERYONE.  PASS IT  ON.                THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM AN APPALLED OBSERVER: Today I went to  visit the new World War II Memorial in Washington, DC.  I got an unexpected history lesson.  Because I'm a baby boomer, I was one of the youngest in the crowd.   Most were the age of my parents, Veterans of 'the greatest war,' with their families.  It was a beautiful day, and people were smiling and happy to be there.  Hundreds of us milled around the memorial, reading the inspiring words of  Eisenhower and Truman that are engraved  there. On the Pacific side of the memorial, a group of us gathered to read the words President Roosevelt used to announce the attack on Pearl Harbor : 'Yesterday, December 7, 1941--a date which will live in infamy--the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked.' One elderly woman read the words aloud: 'With confidence in our armed forces, with the abounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph.' But as she read, she was suddenly turned angry. 'Wait a minute,' she said, 'they left out the end of the quote. They left out the most important part.  Roosevelt ended the message with 'so help us God.' Her husband  said, 'You are probably right.  We're not  supposed to say things like that now.' 'I know I'm right,' she insisted.  'I remember the speech.'  The two looked dismayed, shook their heads sadly and walked away. Listening to their conversation, I thought to myself, 'Well, it has been over 50 years; she's probably forgotten.' But she had not forgotten.  She was right.  I went home and pulled out the book my book club is reading  --- 'Flags of Our Fathers' by James Bradley.  It's all about the battle at  Iwo Jima.  I  haven't gotten too far in the book.  It's tough to read because it's a graphic description of the WWII battles in the Pacific.  But right there it was on page 58.  Roosevelt 's speech to the nation ends in 'so help us God.' The people who edited out that part of the speech when they engraved it on the memorial could have fooled me.  I was born after the war!  But they couldn't fool the people who were  there.   Roosevelt 's words are engraved on their hearts. Now I ask: 'WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE WORDS OF HISTORY?????????' Send this around to your friends.  People need to know before everyone forgets. People today are trying to change the history of America by leaving God out of it, but the truth is, God has been a part of this nation, since the beginning.  He still wants to be...and He always will be! If you agree, pass this on and God Bless YOU! If not, May God Forgive You!

Guadalajara Potpourri/ In Croatia

 

: Fw: Guadalajara Popurri(Orale)

 

Folks, you will never these singer,  Mariachis, are not Mexican.   They are from Croatia .   Their Spanish in the songs is  almost perfect, a minor mispronunciation with the “soft Spanish “R”, they do pronounce very well the strong “R” sound.    Listen and enjoy.

Escuchen  estos Mariachis,  que no son Mexicanos.   Son the Croacia.  SU español es cai perfecto, solo mal pronuncian un poco la “R” suave de nuestro idioma.

Subject: Guadalajara Popurri

 

     Click here: Guadalajara Popurri

 

 

105,000 hits today, Monday May 30, 2011

truly unbelievable!

How close to a train track can you set up a produce stand?

Click here: 
http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/

If Obama Wins 2012 It Will Be The Result of Ignorance of the American People!

SCARRRRRY,  be sure to read  the obituary at the end very  interesting

  

   

  DR. WILLIAMS predicts that Obama can not  lose the 2012 election.
 IN  ADDITION TO THE VOTING BLOCKS HE MENTIONS, THERE IS ANOTHER HUGE  GROUP:  THE NEARLY ONE-HALF OF ALL ADULTS DO NOT PAY ANY TAXES  AND, IN FACT, MOST OF THEM RECEIVE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. THESE  PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO "SHAKE THE BOAT" TO DO ANYTHING TO STOP  THE FLOW OF TAXPAYER MONEY TO THEMSELVES.   

 Dr. Williams  prediction:  Maybe you have read some newspaper articles  written by Dr. Williams a conservative economist who happens to be  Black. He has taught at several Universities and is currently  teaching at George Mason University .

 

  
    

    
 
 No Matter  What

 By Dr. Walter  Williams
   Can  President Obama be defeated in 2012?  No.  He  can't.    I am going on record as saying that  President Barak Obama will win a second term.
 The media won't tell  you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of  millions (or in Obama's case billions) of dollars to them in  advertising.
 But the truth is,  there simply are no conditions under which Barak Obama can be  defeated in 2012.  The  quality of the Republican candidate doesn't matter.   Obama gets reelected.  Nine percent unemployment?   No problem.  Obama will win.  Gas  pricesmoving toward five  dollars a gallon?  He still wins.  The economy soars  or goes into the gutter.  Obama wins.  War in the   Middle East ?  He wins a second term.
  America's role as the  leading Superpower disappears?  Hurrah for Barak  Obama!  The U.S. government rushes toward bankruptcy, the  dollar continues to sink on world markets and  the price of daily goods and services soars due to inflation  fueled by Obama's extraordinary deficit spending?  Obama  wins handily.
   You are  crazy Williams.  Don't you understand how volatile  politics can be when overall economic, government, and world  conditions are declining?  Sure I do.
 And that's why I know  Obama will win.  The American people are notoriously  ignorant of economics.  And economics is the key to why  Obama should be defeated.
 Even when Obama's  policies lead the nation to final ruin, the majority of the  American people are going to believe the bait-and-switch  tactics Obama and his supporters in the media will use  to explain why it isn't his fault.  After all, things  were much worse than understood when he took  office.
 Obama's reelection is  really a very, very simple math problem.  Consider the  following:
 1) Blacks will vote  for Obama blindly.  Period.  Doesn't matter what he  does.  It's a race thing.  He's one of  us,        2)  College educated women will vote for Obama.  Though they  will be offended by this, they swoon at his oratory.   It's really not more complex than  that,
   3)  Liberals will vote for Obama.  He is their great  hope,
    4)  Democrats will vote for Obama.  He is the leader of their  party and his coat tails will carry them to victory  nationwide,
    5)  Hispanics will vote for Obama.  He is the path to  citizenship for those who are illegal and Hispanic leaders  recognize the political clout they carry in the Democratic  Party,
   6) Union  members will vote overwhelmingly for Obama.  He is their  key to money and power in business, state and local  politics,
   7) Big  Business will support Obama.  They already have.  He  has almost $1 Billion dollars in his reelection purse gained  largely from his connections with Big Business and  is gaining more everyday.  Big Business loves Obama  because he gives them access to taxpayer money so long as they  support his social and political  agenda,
   8) The  media love him.  They may attack the people who work for  him, but they love him.  After all, to not love him would  be racist,
   9) Most  other minorities and special interest groups will vote for  him.  Oddly, the overwhelming majority of Jews and  Muslims will support him because they won't vote  Republican.  American Indians will  support him.  Obviously homosexuals tend to vote  Democratic.  And lastly,
 10) Approximately half  of independents will vote for Obama.  And he doesn't need  anywhere near that number because he has all of the groups  previously mentioned.  The President will win an  overwhelming victory in 2012. 
  --  Dr.  Walter  Williams

              

Obituary-Very  Interesting!

   

  

 

 Born  1776, Died 2008 
 It  doesn't hurt to read this several times. 

Professor  Joseph Olson of Hamline   University School of Law in St. Paul , Minnesota , points out  some interesting facts concerning the last  Presidential  election:
 

• Number of  States won by: Obama:19 McCain:  29  
• Square miles  of land won by: Obama:580,000 McCain:  2,427,000  
• Population  of counties won by: Obama:127million McCain: 143  million  
• Murder rate  per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2  McCain: 2.1

Professor  Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won  was mostly the land owned  by the taxpaying citizens of the  country.
Obama  territory mostly encompassed  those citizens living in low  income tenements and  living off various forms of government  welfare..."
Olson believes the United States is  now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of  Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty  percent of the nation's population already having reached the  "governmental dependency" phase. 
If Congress  grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal  invaders called illegal's - and they vote - then we can say  goodbye to the USA in fewer  than five years. 
If you are in favor of this, then by all means,  delete this message.
If you are not,  then pass this along to help everyone realize just how much  is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest  danger to our freedom.