Payback is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRITE IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR ENVELOPES or front!

WE THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. WE'LL START WRITING IT ON THE FRONT OF OUR ENVELOPES, TOO! ! Including Bills.

You may have heard in the news that a couple of Post Offices in Texas have been forced to take down small posters that say

'IN GOD WE TRUST' , The law, they say, is being violated.

Anyway, we heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write

'IN GOD WE TRUST'

on the back of all our mail. After all, that's our National Motto,

and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. We think it's a wonderful idea.

We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed.

If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping

'IN GOD WE TRUST ' on our envelopes sounds good to us.

WE'RE HAVING A STAMP MADE TOO! Heck, lets use it as our signature on e-mails too!

It's been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, we have a very hard time understanding why there's such a fuss about having 'In God We Trust' on our money and having God in the pledge of Allegiance.

Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to 'sit down and shut up'?

If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete it!!! BUT REMEMBER IF YOU DELETE THIS, that's 1 reason why this world is in the
mess we're in now.

WE SAT BACK & LET IT HAPPEN !!

Thoughts for the day

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America !
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans .
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well.... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787..

C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D. C

HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel P ermit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well P ermit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.

I hope this goes around the
U S
at least 100 times

What the heck happened?????

Lake Ashton Records

Answer:
FS 720.303(4)(j) requires that all "Accurate, itemized, and detailed records of all receipts and expenditures" are part of the public records of the association, accessible to homeowners on request. So, if the association is not using Monopoly money to pay its employees, the records of wages and other benefits paid to employees are clearly part of the financial records open to the homeowners.

Question:
We all want to see all of Lake Ashton Management records but they keep giving us the cold shoulder and a deaf ear. What are they hiding if they are doing no wrong. Why are they not answering us and avoiding us. We have tried many times but to no avail. The CDD committee and home owners want answers and the records. What is the developer hiding if he has done no wrong. Are we paying for some of the developer bills? If you got nothing to hide than hand over the records Mr Developer ASAP.

The State Attorney General, Bill McCollum is looking into your actions.

Edmund King

Any sentence with a line under it, please click on it.

I'm MAD AND YOU WILL BE TOO!

I'm MAD AND YOU WILL BE TOO!

BINGO & PAUL PONTIOUS....

Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Bingo Paul admits breaking the law
BINGO & PAUL PONTIOUS....

In this months LA Times, Paul Pontious in his typical arrogance
ADMITS TO BREAKING THE LAW !

Even though he gives an impressive breakdown on how he has spent Bingo Monies illegally to help his 18 projects, which should be commended, HE misses the point !!

Florida Statute does NOT PERMIT offering Bingo Money to any entity
other than a CHARITABLE FOUNDATION / INSTITUTION.

This is the fact that he does not mention in his Article on Page 16. of this months LA Times.

The Truth does not wish to harm or deter Bingo at Lake Ashton.

I do not think however the residents here wish to be reported to the IRS for illegal actions. This could cause action that we would all have to pay for.

PAUL ... Remember....The money from bingo is earned in the Clubhouse owned by the members not you and You should not determine where the money is spent...

Give up your arrogance or Give up your pompous head of bingo and
FOLLOW THE LAW !

Since I know the LA Times will not permit this to published by them...
Its published here..

THE REAL TRUTH
Monday, November 30, 2009 12:09:00 PM EST

I truly wish all of you here at Lake Ashton and beyond a cheerful Merry Christmas, good health and all the good things. Edmund King

Please click on Christmas card on the left of the blog, thanks

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Bingo Paul again in the news

I am going to start charging Bingo Paul for all the publicity I am giving him. It all started when he was golfing and called me a ass hole in my back yard. Then he busted into the billiard room and gave me the arm and finger. The following week he walk into the room and shouted at me saying you are a ass hole and I am going to keep $20,000 of Bingo money until you shut up. Then he meets me outdoors and again he calls me a ass hole. He drives by my home and again calls me a ass hole. Does he think I am hard of hearing or he can't remember my name. Paul it is Ed King, the news writer

Now he is thinking of closing down Bingo at the end of January. Why, I don't go around calling him an ass hole, maybe I should open the bingo doors and call him an ASS HOLE in front of 150 or more guest. What do you think? Hey Mr Van Sickle call the police.

Turnberry Lane

I took a walk this morning on Turnberry Lane, another road they took samples of, I held my breath hoping I would not fall through the cracks. This street is totally a big mess, if its not, I like to know what you would call it. Every 6 ft or so there is a long crack 10ft or so long, both vertical and horizontally the entire length of the road. If for any reason a resident is called in missing, please look in the cracks along Turnberry Lane. Thanks

Dunmore Drive road being cored

This time I believe we hit pay dirt, 8 inches below the asphalt there was nothing but mud, no gravel or good ground base. It looked like this road was made over a stream because the soil was still very wet. They never removed the wet gray dirt from the road, they just pile stone over it. I believe the developer is in trouble and if he refuses to pay for the repair of the roads then CDD has no choice but to file legal action and this could cost $100,000 or more. We now have the proof and it looks good. Good decision CDD committee Jeff Salvin and John Chickness, both members were there to see the roads being cored including me, lakeashtontalk publisher Edmund King, and I hope you win, otherwise it would cost the taxpayers of Lake Ashton approx $9,000,000.00 for repairs. Where was Margot Stevens? Home, doing her nails. Jake Eaton just don't care, I never hear from him. I gave him a call and I get no answer. Forget about Scott Owens, he is the developer's stepson all most.

Road being cored

 

roads being cored

 

Bingo Paul is no more

After the last bingo on Monday Dec 21, Bingo Paul had a raffle given $125 to one winner and two $65 to the other winners and he told all the winners to give the money to charity, after he was told to stop this activity. This coming Bingo he will have nothing to say and will have no power in running Bingo. HOA will take over and tell Bingo Paul what to do. He can only call numbers and be seated. 50/50 or any raffles will not be permitted. HOA will control the Bingo Bank Accounts and Charity Accounts.
You can't tell this guy what to do, he just won't listen. First it was Jessie, then it was Jake, then it was Paul, now its the HOA, thanks to Bingo Paul, he doesn't have too many friends on the committees.

Golf cart parade tonight!

250 HITS TODAY DEC 22

UPS

SECURITY FOUND 3 PACKAGES IN THE CENTER OF THE ROAD TODAY DEC 22, 2009 NEAR THE STORAGE AREA. THE UPS LEAVES THEIR DOORS OPEN AND EVERYTHING FALLS OUT. THIS DRIVER MUST BE HIGH ON DRUGS. ONE OF THE PACKAGES WAS OURS, THE OTHER TWO BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSE. MERRY CHRISTMAS UPS DRIVER.

Bingo Paul

Bingo Paul crash into the pool room while I was playing pool with 20 other members on Dec 14 and screamed out loud saying he got $22,000 and your not going to have it and then as always called me an Ass Hole in front of 20 pool players. Where is he keeping his brains, in his pocket with the $22,000. Bingo Paul is not going to change he stole the game from Jessie Ayres and also took the title of president from Jake Eaton of the HOA and gave it to himself. It sounds like we have a crook among us. Could someone call the police, Mr Mayor Lloyd Van Sickle this job is right up your alley, since you have not done anything to lower the taxes here at Lake Ashton except call the police on residents.

Cores of Roads will be done on Wednesday Dec 23, 2009

At a cost of $6,000 roads will be cored again only this time 4 large holes 1 ft sq. X 3 deep. This is the second time around. Roads are marked with a big X sign for testing. Are they to specs or not to specs and where are the specs and what does it say. Nobody knows. Good Luck CDD

First hole is to be done on Lake Ashton Drive near the Club House at 8am in the morning

Bingo Paul held a raffle at Bingo on Monday Dec 21

Bingo Paul held a raffle at Bingo on Monday Dec 22, 2009. Please note that this is money changing hands and it becomes a lottery. Who was the luckly winner? I know who the loser was. There will be a good chance that Bingo will no longer be played at the Lake Ashton Club House thanks to Bingo Paul, the person that knows everything, but he doesn't know my name, calls me ass hole. The HOA received a notice from Jan Capenter from Shuffield Lowman Attorneys and Advisors regarding the conduct and operation of Bingo nights on property owned by Lake Ashton CDD which said that any 50/50 drawing in connection with any Bingo event run by the HOA must stop. This letter was received by the HOA and send to all members of the CDD including George Flint before Monday night Bingo. It states that it has no choice but to reconsider the leasing of District property to the HOA if he continues running a 50/50, which he did this Monday night. This letter was sign by Jason Merritt, a Attorney and Advisor from Shuffield Lowmam.

Send a christmas card to a friend. E-Mail to lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com

150 hits today See the golf cart parade on lakeashtontalk tomorrow

A Christmas Card to all

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays / and a Healthy and Prosperous 2010 to all our Terrific Residents living here at Lake Ashton 1 and 2.

GOD BLESS +++
John & Audry Chickness Sr

Water Bills

All Lake Ashton Residents who have lived here for 4 years or more, get your security deposit back. There will be no interest but it is better in your pocket than the unfriendly water dept. You need picture indent to turn it on and a picture indent to shut it off If you notify them to turn it on, it will not be turn on. They are the most unreliable people here in the state of Florida. Add it up, security is $128.00 times the number of people in Lake Wales and you have millions of dollars in their pocket and they pay no interest. Once a crook always a crook.

Christmas is coming see Nancy's Creations Web site

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Bingo Paul is still having the Raffle at Bingo

Paul Pontious......Held a RAFFLE otherwise known as a lottery .. at this past Monday Nite Bingo Dec 14, 2009...and Gave all the money to the winner ?? This is illegal, It is money that was collected and paid out, and he has AGAIN ignored the LAW. Lake Ashton is headed for a major Violation/Fine, because of his..... ( I dont give a Damn actions ) Wasn't he told to stop running the lottery at Bingo by the HOA? This guy will do anything he wishes, including going by my house and calling me an Ass Hole.

Paul, I will give you all the address of the HOA members so you can likewise go by their home and call them names the same names you been calling me every time you see me. Joe Hunter "Do Nothing" says its all right to call people names because all they have to do is report it to the Lake Wales police.

Ronald White 4075 Birkdale Drive
Stephen Mattox 4409 Waterford Drive
Jackie Perez 4408 Waterford Drive
John Castelli 4131 Muirfield Loop
Jake Eaton 4020 Traee Drive
Carol Hanson 4404 Strathmore Drive

Good luck Paul, Wish you the best. And by the way, I also saw you selling Lottery tickets with 150 other Bingo players. We all got the goods on you Bingo Paul. That holding cell will be waiting for you. Like I said Paul, you can do whatever you want, I don,t give a damn.

John Chickness

I am in receipt of your email requesting what I have done for Lake Ashton.....?

I will leave that for you and the residents to comment on. You will not hear that from me .

My only comment might be....

" I have given my HEART and Soul to All the residents in our wonderful community , I have nothing more to say "

Respectfully

John L Chickness Sr