Saturday, April 3, 2010
Chinese drywall
Thirteen Homeowners in Lake Ashton community say they met with the management and were told that their homes will be completely stripped of the tainted Chinese drywall material and repair within a few months. Why did it take him so long to reply to the Chinese drywall problem. He even belly up his Mastercraft building Company. What was he thinking? Did he think this will all go away. What a thinker. This work will take three to four months to complete. They still don't know if they are really going to do what they said they will do. Yes, the developer still has them thinking.
Chinese Drywall
Could I get more information on the 13 residents that has Chinese drywall in their homes to supply me with the updates has to what is going on??????
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Friday, April 2, 2010
To the person that doesn't believe Joe is doing this
Please send me your Address and I will send you my Air Flight 4 days before the incident that I was in Boston for 45 days. Maybe this will shut up this idiot. Yes Joe Hunter walks on water and this other idiot who doesn't believe me walks beside him. I might add that I gave a copy of my Air Flight to all CDD members to notify them of Joe Hunter big error.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Joe Hunter and Paul Pontious
Joe decides if your guilty or innocent even if your no where around when it happens, say 1500 miles away like me. And then he penalize you from coming into the club house for a week. This is the only guy I know that can walk on water. There is something wrong with this guy. He has no proof it happen, just here say. This guy is a joke. Paul pontious can tell him anything and he will believe him. Give me a break. Now its my turn to get back at him on his big lie.
Important information
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Joe Hunter
Joe Hunter as now refuse to accept my E-Mails when I told him that an article cannot exceed 150 words when Paul wrote that article about what he did with the Bingo money was 750 to 800 words. Only Joe Hunter friends can do it and screw us. And this guy is the Community Director, Ho Ho Ho. This whole place is a scam full with dishonest people.
Paul Pontious and the Covenants
Bingo Paul says he his going to make the reading of the covenants much easier by taken out the word Developer. How can anyone revise the covenants when he can't understand the Florida law on Bingo games and 50/50. The Florida law clearly says that all profit must go to charity, not to repair the club house, buy billiard balls, vacuum system for pool tables, supplies for duplicate bridge, Kick Plates on screen BQ house, Bocce Ball, bird deterrent, etc. These things are not for charity, therefore it is against the law of Florida to do just that. He is now under investigation by the Sheriff dept by detective Obitz who handles Bingo Halls. Not only that he sign the covenant that says no smoking outside the Main entrance to the clubhouse. When half time comes around, about a dozen or more Bingo Players are smoking outside the main entrance. How can anyone be in control and make changes of the covenants when he himself disobey the rules of the covenants and also the laws of Florida. He must be Joking.
Paul Pontious, again in the news
If you wrote an article in the L A Times, you cannot exceed 150 words. WHY WAS THE ARTICLE WRITTEN BY PAUL PONTIOUS AN ENTIRE PAGE, WELL OVER 150 WORDS, approximately 700-800 words, SEE PAGE 16, DECEMBER ISSUE OF 2009. Yes, some people that are good buddies to Joe Hunter can do anything they so please. I can't even get one word in the L A Times. You tell me what is going on in this management controlled magazine by Joe Hunter and Tricia Adams? They can break the rules anytime they wish.
Center State Bank
Police were called just before 9:am on Wednesday morning to Center State bank. I have no idea what this was about. Just another investigation at the bank. What is going on????????
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
2ND TERM PRESIDENT? Excellent Commentary
Dr. Hunt is a social and cultural anthropologist, who has had nearly 30 years experience in planning, conducting, and managing research in the field of youth studies, and drug and alcohol research. Currently Dr. Hunt is a Senior Research Scientist at the Institute for Scientific Analysis and the Principal Investigator on three National Institutes on Health projects.
Another Failed Presidency
By Geoffrey P. Hunt
Barrack Obama is on track to have the most spectacularly failed presidency since Woodrow Wilson. In the modern era, we've seen several failed presidencies--led by Jimmy Carter and LBJ. Failed presidents have one strong common trait-- they are repudiated, in the vernacular, spat out.
Of course, LBJ wisely took the exit ramp early, avoiding a shove into oncoming traffic by his own party. Richard Nixon indeed resigned in disgrace, yet his reputation as a statesman has been partially restored by his triumphant overture to China.
But, Barack Obama is failing. Failing big. Failing fast. And failing everywhere: foreign policy, domestic initiatives, and most importantly, in forging connections with the American people. The incomparable Dorothy Rabinowitz in the Wall Street Journal put her finger on it: He is failing because he has no understanding of the American people, and may indeed loathe them. Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard says he is failing because he has lost control of his message, and is overexposed. Clarice Feldman of American Thinker produced a dispositive commentary showing that Obama is failing because fundamentally he is neither smart nor articulate; his intellectual dishonesty is conspicuous by its audacity and lack of shame.
But, there is something more seriously wrong: How could a new president riding in on a wave of unprecedented promise and goodwill have forfeited his tenure and become a lame duck in six months? His poll ratings are in free fall. In generic balloting, the Republicans have now seized a five point advantage. This truly is unbelievable. What's going on?
No narrative. Obama doesn't have a narrative. No, not a narrative about himself. He has a self-narrative, much of it fabricated, cleverly disguised or written by someone else. But this self-narrative is isolated and doesn't connect with us. He doesn't have an American narrative that draws upon the rest of us. All successful presidents have a narrative about the American character that intersects with their own where they display a command of history and reveal an authenticity at the core of their personality that resonates in a positive endearing way with the majority of Americans. We admire those presidents whose narratives not only touch our own, but who seem stronger, wiser, and smarter than we are. Presidents we admire are aspirational peers, even those whose politics don't align exactly with our own: Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Harry Truman, Ike, Reagan.
But not this president. It's not so much that he's a phony, knows nothing about economics, is historically illiterate, and woefully small minded for the size of the task- all contributory of course. It's that he's not one of us. And whatever he is, his profile is fuzzy and devoid of content, like a cardboard cutout made from delaminated corrugated paper.
Moreover, he doesn't command our respect and is unable to appeal to our own common sense. His notions of right and wrong are repugnant and how things work just don't add up. They are not existential. His descriptions of the world we live in don't make sense and don't correspond with our experience. In the meantime, while we've been struggling to take a measurement of this man, he's dissed just about every one of us--financiers, energy producers, banks, insurance executives, police officers, doctors, nurses, hospital administrators, post office workers, and anybody else who has a non- green job. Expect Obama to lament at his last press conference in 2012: "For those of you I offended, I apologize. For those of you who were not offended, you just didn't give me enough time; if only I'd had a second term, I could have offended you too."
Mercifully, the Founders at the Constitutional Convention in 1787 devised a useful remedy for such a desperate state--staggered terms for both houses of the legislature and the executive. An equally abominable Congress can get voted out next year. With a new Congress, there's always hope of legislative gridlock until we vote for president again two short years after that.
Yes, small presidents do fail, Barack Obama among them. The coyotes howl but the wagon train keeps rolling along. Hopefully, we will all have the will to make sure this will be a one-term presidency as I don't think we can survive two terms.
Another Failed Presidency
By Geoffrey P. Hunt
Barrack Obama is on track to have the most spectacularly failed presidency since Woodrow Wilson. In the modern era, we've seen several failed presidencies--led by Jimmy Carter and LBJ. Failed presidents have one strong common trait-- they are repudiated, in the vernacular, spat out.
Of course, LBJ wisely took the exit ramp early, avoiding a shove into oncoming traffic by his own party. Richard Nixon indeed resigned in disgrace, yet his reputation as a statesman has been partially restored by his triumphant overture to China.
But, Barack Obama is failing. Failing big. Failing fast. And failing everywhere: foreign policy, domestic initiatives, and most importantly, in forging connections with the American people. The incomparable Dorothy Rabinowitz in the Wall Street Journal put her finger on it: He is failing because he has no understanding of the American people, and may indeed loathe them. Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard says he is failing because he has lost control of his message, and is overexposed. Clarice Feldman of American Thinker produced a dispositive commentary showing that Obama is failing because fundamentally he is neither smart nor articulate; his intellectual dishonesty is conspicuous by its audacity and lack of shame.
But, there is something more seriously wrong: How could a new president riding in on a wave of unprecedented promise and goodwill have forfeited his tenure and become a lame duck in six months? His poll ratings are in free fall. In generic balloting, the Republicans have now seized a five point advantage. This truly is unbelievable. What's going on?
No narrative. Obama doesn't have a narrative. No, not a narrative about himself. He has a self-narrative, much of it fabricated, cleverly disguised or written by someone else. But this self-narrative is isolated and doesn't connect with us. He doesn't have an American narrative that draws upon the rest of us. All successful presidents have a narrative about the American character that intersects with their own where they display a command of history and reveal an authenticity at the core of their personality that resonates in a positive endearing way with the majority of Americans. We admire those presidents whose narratives not only touch our own, but who seem stronger, wiser, and smarter than we are. Presidents we admire are aspirational peers, even those whose politics don't align exactly with our own: Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Harry Truman, Ike, Reagan.
But not this president. It's not so much that he's a phony, knows nothing about economics, is historically illiterate, and woefully small minded for the size of the task- all contributory of course. It's that he's not one of us. And whatever he is, his profile is fuzzy and devoid of content, like a cardboard cutout made from delaminated corrugated paper.
Moreover, he doesn't command our respect and is unable to appeal to our own common sense. His notions of right and wrong are repugnant and how things work just don't add up. They are not existential. His descriptions of the world we live in don't make sense and don't correspond with our experience. In the meantime, while we've been struggling to take a measurement of this man, he's dissed just about every one of us--financiers, energy producers, banks, insurance executives, police officers, doctors, nurses, hospital administrators, post office workers, and anybody else who has a non- green job. Expect Obama to lament at his last press conference in 2012: "For those of you I offended, I apologize. For those of you who were not offended, you just didn't give me enough time; if only I'd had a second term, I could have offended you too."
Mercifully, the Founders at the Constitutional Convention in 1787 devised a useful remedy for such a desperate state--staggered terms for both houses of the legislature and the executive. An equally abominable Congress can get voted out next year. With a new Congress, there's always hope of legislative gridlock until we vote for president again two short years after that.
Yes, small presidents do fail, Barack Obama among them. The coyotes howl but the wagon train keeps rolling along. Hopefully, we will all have the will to make sure this will be a one-term presidency as I don't think we can survive two terms.
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Monday, March 29, 2010
Decogate’ resident may take HOA to court
Article Courtesy of Lakewood Ranch Herald
By RICHARD DYMOND
Published March 28, 2010
LAKEWOOD RANCH — Homeowner Joani Ellis says she may now sue the Summerfield/Riverwalk Homeowners Association after board members voted 5-0 not to waive a fine of more than $4,000 against her for excess yard decorations.
The board members — Shirley Surowiec, Vicky Horswood, Robert Swiatek, Marlene Van Pelt and Tom Cofer — didn’t comment during a board meeting Thursday at Town Hall on why they voted against an appeal letter read by Ellis.
But Friday, Surowiec, board president, said in a statement:
“The Summerfield/Riverwalk board of directors followed the proper procedures that were established in our documents for the waiver request of Ms. Ellis. Residents are to sign and follow the homeowners’ manual when moving to a deed restricted community. The only issue before the board was her waiver request, and no other issue was discussed.
“Each board member was elected by Lakewood Ranch residents to follow the correct procedures, and not make any changes, when hearing a waiver. We are always reminded to have a high standard of care and conduct at our meetings. After study of the waiver statement and the compliance violation report, the vote was 5-0 against the waiver.”
Surowiec said Ellis can now take her case, if she chooses, to a restriction revision meeting July 21 to review or change any modifications covered in the manual.
“This committee is formed by members of all neighborhood committees, and chaired by one board member,” Surowiec said.
In a case that has become known as “decogate,” Ellis created a yard in 1999 that contains two metal poodles and two collages attached as one piece with shells and fish made from resin.
Ellis started being fined $50 per day in 2006. The fine was dropped for a period, then reinstated.
A homeowners association rule states that three decorative items per front yard are allowed.
Roughly 30 people attended Thursday’s board meeting. Ellis’ attorney, Dan Lobeck, was not present, but a board attorney was, Ellis said.
Ellis has argued that there are still scores of Summerfield homes with more than three decorative items.
She backed up her claims by taking photos of other homes, including those of Lakewood Ranch homeowner and district officials who were also in violation of the three-item rule.
Lobeck said Ellis’ case shows selective enforcement, as well as violation of statute of limitations, since her yard display was up seven years before she was fined.
“If the items were there since 1999, why did it take so long to be cited?” Ellis said. “I plan to continue to defend my rights as necessary,” she added. “I will use any means at my disposal to seek appropriate recompense and compensation.
“It is unfortunate for the homeowners that some of the board members and our property manager persist in pursuing personal vendettas, instead of serving in a representative way. Their actions will continue to cost Summerfield/Riverwalk homeowners more money and loss of reputation.”
By RICHARD DYMOND
Published March 28, 2010
LAKEWOOD RANCH — Homeowner Joani Ellis says she may now sue the Summerfield/Riverwalk Homeowners Association after board members voted 5-0 not to waive a fine of more than $4,000 against her for excess yard decorations.
The board members — Shirley Surowiec, Vicky Horswood, Robert Swiatek, Marlene Van Pelt and Tom Cofer — didn’t comment during a board meeting Thursday at Town Hall on why they voted against an appeal letter read by Ellis.
But Friday, Surowiec, board president, said in a statement:
“The Summerfield/Riverwalk board of directors followed the proper procedures that were established in our documents for the waiver request of Ms. Ellis. Residents are to sign and follow the homeowners’ manual when moving to a deed restricted community. The only issue before the board was her waiver request, and no other issue was discussed.
“Each board member was elected by Lakewood Ranch residents to follow the correct procedures, and not make any changes, when hearing a waiver. We are always reminded to have a high standard of care and conduct at our meetings. After study of the waiver statement and the compliance violation report, the vote was 5-0 against the waiver.”
Surowiec said Ellis can now take her case, if she chooses, to a restriction revision meeting July 21 to review or change any modifications covered in the manual.
“This committee is formed by members of all neighborhood committees, and chaired by one board member,” Surowiec said.
In a case that has become known as “decogate,” Ellis created a yard in 1999 that contains two metal poodles and two collages attached as one piece with shells and fish made from resin.
Ellis started being fined $50 per day in 2006. The fine was dropped for a period, then reinstated.
A homeowners association rule states that three decorative items per front yard are allowed.
Roughly 30 people attended Thursday’s board meeting. Ellis’ attorney, Dan Lobeck, was not present, but a board attorney was, Ellis said.
Ellis has argued that there are still scores of Summerfield homes with more than three decorative items.
She backed up her claims by taking photos of other homes, including those of Lakewood Ranch homeowner and district officials who were also in violation of the three-item rule.
Lobeck said Ellis’ case shows selective enforcement, as well as violation of statute of limitations, since her yard display was up seven years before she was fined.
“If the items were there since 1999, why did it take so long to be cited?” Ellis said. “I plan to continue to defend my rights as necessary,” she added. “I will use any means at my disposal to seek appropriate recompense and compensation.
“It is unfortunate for the homeowners that some of the board members and our property manager persist in pursuing personal vendettas, instead of serving in a representative way. Their actions will continue to cost Summerfield/Riverwalk homeowners more money and loss of reputation.”
Paul Pontious in charge of Bingo
Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge
The Polish Divorce
The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moto the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete..
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read... it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
A Polish man moto the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete..
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read... it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
So true...
If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car.. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks!
And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or any time before!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car.. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks!
And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or any time before!
Bingo Paul troubles are just begining
Yes, there are a lot of questions that needs to be answered. He is now being investigated by the special Bingo unit of the sheriff dept. Lets see if Bingo Paul keeps calling me an idiot which he has done Six times in the past two months in front of everyone. I just don't know why he calls me an idiot, I didn't steel the Bingo game from Jesse.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Paul Pontious
Paul, the password is idiot, please don't tell anyone. Yes, it is to lakeashton@yahoo.com where you can see and hear all the shocking news, also pictures from 9-11
Legislator
A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.
OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics.. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.
OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics.. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?
whatever happened to Tarzan
A couple of movie critics were discussing old movies and wondered whatever happened to Tarzan. So they decided to look for him and ask him a few questions. Finally they located him, and the conversation went like this:
- Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time?
- Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore or jump from branch to branch.
- What about Jane, Tarzan?
- Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn't know who I am anymore.
- What a shame. What can you tell us about your son Boy?
- Well, we don't see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a favor.
- That's sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything about her?
- Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and is now living in the White House.
- Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time?
- Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore or jump from branch to branch.
- What about Jane, Tarzan?
- Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn't know who I am anymore.
- What a shame. What can you tell us about your son Boy?
- Well, we don't see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a favor.
- That's sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything about her?
- Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and is now living in the White House.
How many zeros in a billion?
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans .
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?
A.
Well.... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.
B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787..
C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans .
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?
A.
Well.... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.
B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787..
C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.
Jeff Salvin
By now you should know that he is no longer president of the CDD. Last meeting he said are we responsible for a plane crash in the lake? How dumb can a question be. The state controls the lake. In no way does Lake Ashton have any thing to say about the lake. Big Joe Hunter ask me what my rubber inflatable boat was doing parked on the lake. I told "do nothing" Joe Hunter in no way are you going to tell me to move my boat. I will be happy to see this guy go. He does nothing to help anyone. I would like to see a bunch of boats parked out there. Go for it.
This is chilling
In
1952 President
Truman established one day a year as a
"National
Day of
Prayer."
In 1988,
President Reagan designated the
first Thursday in May of each year as the National Day of
Prayer.
In June 2007,
(then) Presidential
candidate Barack Obama declared that the
USA
was no longer a
Christian nation.
This year
President Obama, canceled the
21st annual National Day of Prayer ceremony at the White
House under the rouse
of "not wanting to offend anyone"
On September 25,
2009 from 4 am until 7
pm, a National Day of Prayer for the Muslim religion was
held on Capitol Hill,
beside the White House. There were over 50,000 Muslims that
day in DC.
I guess it
doesn't matter if "Christians"
are offended by this event -
we obviously
don't count as "anyone"
anymore.
The direction
this country is headed
should strike fear in the heart of every Christian.
Especially knowing that the
Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be
converted they should be
annihilated
This is not a
rumor - Go to the website
to confirm this info:
( http://www.islamoncapitolhill.com/ )
Pay particular
attention to the very
bottom of the page:
"OUR TIME HAS
COME"
I hope that this
information will stir your spirit.
The words of 2
Chronicles 7:14
"If my people,
who are called by my
name,
will humble themselves
and pray,
and seek my face, and
turn from their
wicked ways,
then will I hear from
heaven
and will forgive their
sin and will heal
their land."
We must pray for
our nation, our communities,
our families, and
especially our children.
They are the ones
that are going to suffer the most
if we don't PRAY!
May God have
mercy...IN GOD WE TRUST.
Please
pass this on,
maybe someone, somehow can figure out a way to put America
back on the map as it
was when we were growing up, a safe place to live and by
the Ten Commandments
and Pledge of Allegiance,
etc!
1952 President
Truman established one day a year as a
"National
Day of
Prayer."
In 1988,
President Reagan designated the
first Thursday in May of each year as the National Day of
Prayer.
In June 2007,
(then) Presidential
candidate Barack Obama declared that the
USA
was no longer a
Christian nation.
This year
President Obama, canceled the
21st annual National Day of Prayer ceremony at the White
House under the rouse
of "not wanting to offend anyone"
On September 25,
2009 from 4 am until 7
pm, a National Day of Prayer for the Muslim religion was
held on Capitol Hill,
beside the White House. There were over 50,000 Muslims that
day in DC.
I guess it
doesn't matter if "Christians"
are offended by this event -
we obviously
don't count as "anyone"
anymore.
The direction
this country is headed
should strike fear in the heart of every Christian.
Especially knowing that the
Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be
converted they should be
annihilated
This is not a
rumor - Go to the website
to confirm this info:
( http://www.islamoncapitolhill.com/ )
Pay particular
attention to the very
bottom of the page:
"OUR TIME HAS
COME"
I hope that this
information will stir your spirit.
The words of 2
Chronicles 7:14
"If my people,
who are called by my
name,
will humble themselves
and pray,
and seek my face, and
turn from their
wicked ways,
then will I hear from
heaven
and will forgive their
sin and will heal
their land."
We must pray for
our nation, our communities,
our families, and
especially our children.
They are the ones
that are going to suffer the most
if we don't PRAY!
May God have
mercy...IN GOD WE TRUST.
Please
pass this on,
maybe someone, somehow can figure out a way to put America
back on the map as it
was when we were growing up, a safe place to live and by
the Ten Commandments
and Pledge of Allegiance,
etc!
Best pictures of 911 I have seen.We must never forget what was done to us.
All can be seen on lakeashton@yahoo.com E-Mail me for password. Or get on my mailing list. I get over 15 true unbelievable stories a day. Send me your E-mail at lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com
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