There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
His sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..
His sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
Would change underwear occasionally.
Would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The
first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The
Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
But don't count on things smelling any better.
But don't count on things smelling any better.