Monday, March 28, 2011

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

         1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
 
       2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 
       
1st woman: I froze to death.
       
2nd woman: How horrible! 
       
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking  from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 
      2nd woman
: I died of a massive heart attack.. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 
       
1st woman: So, what happened? 
       
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

       
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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