> A guy calls a company and orders their
> 5-day, 10 lb.
> weight loss program..
> > The next day, there's a knock on
> the door and there
> > stands before him a voluptuous,
> > athletic, 19
> year old babe dressed in nothing
> > but a pair of Nike running shoes and a
> sign
> > around her neck.
> > She introduces herself as
> a representative of the weight
> > loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can
> catch
>
> > me, you can have me.' Without a second thought,
> he
>
> > takes
> > puffing, he finally gives up
> > The same girl shows up for the next four days
> and
> > thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself
> and
> is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as
>
> > promised. He calls the
> company and orders their
>
> > 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a
> > knock at the door and there stands the most
> > beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
> life.. She
>
> is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and
> > a sign around her neck
> that reads, 'If you catch
>
> > me you can have me'.
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
> > girl is in excellent
> shape and he does his best,
>
> > but no such luck. So for the next four days,
> the same
>
> > routine happens with him gradually getting in better
> and better shape.
> > Much to his delight on the fifth day when
> he
> > weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost
> > another 20 lbs.
> as promised. He decides to go for broke and
>
> > calls the company to order
> the 7-day/50 pound
>
> > program
> > 'Are you sure?' asks
> the representative on the
>
> > phone... 'This is our most rigorous
> program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I
> haven't
> felt
> > this good in years.'
> > The next day there's a
> knock at the door; and when he
> > opens it he finds a huge muscular guy
> standing
>
> > there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
>
> > sign
> around his neck that reads, 'If I catch
>
> > you, you're mine.'
> > He lost 63 pounds that week.
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