GHOST SEX

> A professor at the University of Maine was giving a lecture on the
> supernatural.
>
> To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
>
> About 90 students raise their hands.
>
> Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you
> think you have seen a ghost?'
>
> About 40 students raise their hands.
>
> That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
> ever talked to a ghost?'
>
> About 15 students raise their hand.
>
> Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
>
> Three students raise their hands.
>
> That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you
> ever made love to a ghost?'
>
> Way in the back, Scott Adams from near by Bridgton , Maine raises his hand.
>
> The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been
> giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
>
> You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
>
> The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
> way up to the podium.
>
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Tom, tell us
> what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
>
> Scott, replied, " S--t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."