Anonymous said...

IF ( NOTE I say IF ) the posted letter by Mr Ralls Esq. is at all TRUE, how could Mr Pontious NOT file a complaint against MR RALLS ??

This community should be up in arms. Either the accusations are TRUE OR FALSE. There can be no other response. How could the Lake Ashton Residents insist on the TRUTH ??

IF they are TRUE ....Mr Pontious and all those engaged in illegal activities, such as using funds that should have been given to Charity ...used for his personal use or the use of his BINGO Buddies ...then they should all be charged with being accessories to the crime. ( STEALING )

IF they are NOT TRUE....Mr Pontious should respond to MR RALLS or this Blog. If he in fact can justify his actions, lets all get on with our lives and a better new year. One way or another.

( IT CANT BE BOTH WAYS )

Pete P

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:20:00 PM EST

The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2010!!

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.


SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'


SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
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The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
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When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
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The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2010!!

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'


A BONUS EXTRA

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
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Shame on these Bingo Workers, they are not volunteers.

Douglas Agre
Susan Aore
Emily Anderson
Shirley Betler
Rosemary Bunn
Jo Dem Wiwkler
Joan De Winkler
Joseph Ferriera
Donal Fuller
Victor Gilla
Joe Laurito
Tony Leone
Peggy McIntyre
Deanna Morris
Judith Mulhearn
Franklin Ota
Patricia Pahi
Wesley Pahi
Peter Perez
Carol Pontious
Paul Pontious
Tom Sawmiller
Brenda Van Sickle
Gladys Waski
Raft Woolard
Murry Zacharia

When you took the bus and had dinner at a very expensive restaurant you stole charity money to have this enjoyment. Shame on you. Taken food from those that don't have anything to eat.

Letter to Paul Pontious Dated Dec 20, 2010

Paul,

Barbra has asked me to explain your statement regarding the two separate bingo accounts.

If you would spend less time running your filthy mouth and had any concern of the law of the land, you would know that an activity that runs simultaneously with a charitable activity, and serves no other purpose, is considered to be enjoined with that activity. The only purpose of having two accounts serves only you and your gang.

As usual, you are attempting to disguise your misuse of bingo funds. Per the Statute, with only a few exceptions, all the monies you have misused or stolen from the homeowners, our community and the HOA, was illegal and served you and your gangs purposes only. Until January 2010, not one dime from the bingo accounts, was given to any charity. Since January 2010, in excess of $5,000 dollars of bingo monies has been spent on bribes, to the HOA, CDD, the Mayor and your gang.

Your statement regarding your removal from the bingo board is a lie. While it is true that in name/title, you are no longer officially running bingo activities, it is fact that you continue to run most aspects of this activity. A homeowner would have to be deaf, dumb and blind, to believe your statement that you no longer have any vested interest in bingo activities.

Barbra’s time, as apart of a group, has been spent working to remove the carpetbaggers, such as yourself, from this community.

Show me a group, other than yours, who has tried harder and has been more successful in rapping the community and its homeowners, of funds that should have gone to charity and the HOA who is ultimately responsible for bingo funds.

Paul, Barbra’s so called gang of cut throats main intention is to rid the community of the group of carpet baggers, your group being one, that has stolen, lied, cheated, has deliberately mislead the residents regarding the condition of the roads. The road issue alone will cost this community millions of dollars and no one can offer a legitimate reason as why this was done.

Paul, Barbra is living in the community that she wants to live in. You, on the other hand, are in the process of having your bank records, personal records, and your bingo records subpoenaed with an arrest warrant about to be issued. My advice is take your own advice: give your home away immediately, move your residence back to the UP were which at least you will be on par with the other mental midgets, and then hope that the heat blows over.

Paul, regarding your statement pertaining to you and Carol, the only thing you have done to this community has ruined its reputation, stolen money from charity and this community, and made fools of yourself, your wife and the community. I have never known a piece of crap such as yourself, who would subject his wife to the same prosecution that you will be facing.

Paul, you are a gutless coward. My name is Richard Charles Ralls. I live at 3008 Dunmore Drive. My telephone number is (863) 324-3230.

In the future, I am the one who leads this group and is totally responsible for their actions. Barbra is only a part of the group. If you want real trouble, keep pursuing your line of mistruths, lies and misinformation! Further more, I personally believe you are the biggest self-inflated blowhard, liar, thief, and coward I have ever known.

Mr Pontious, I have given you every opportunity to shut down the dark side.

Since you have threatened everyone in the community with lawsuits, bring it on. Even you can see that this letter has libeled you many times over. You can prove to your group of morons how straight up a guy you are by going to your attorney and filing a liable / slander suit against me forth wit. This will prove that you at least think the stuff that spews from your month could possibly be true. By not filing a suit, you will prove that you are just a tired old blowhard that has taken this community for a ton.

Richard Charles Ralls Esq.

Have a nice day.

FLORIDA

By Patricia Reaney Patricia Reaney – Thu Dec 16, 1:58 pm ET

NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) – Baby boomers planning to retire and move house could be heading to Florida, which has eight of the 10 most popular cities for U.S. seniors, according to a new poll.

Not all of the 3 million Americans who will turn 65 next year will be moving, but those who do will most likely chose warm cities such as Bradenton-Sarasota in Florida, which was voted the most popular city in the U.S. for retirement.

More than a quarter of the city's population is made up of seniors, compared to a national average of about 13 percent. With a population of 688,126, it was also the biggest city among the top 10 in the list compiled by the national business news website Portfolio.com.

"In addition to warm cities, we've also seen that seniors are attracted to communities that already have a significant population of retirees," said J. Jennings Moss, the editor of Portfolio.com

Prescott and Lake Havasu City, both in Arizona, were the second and third most popular destinations for seniors, followed by Cape Coral-Fort Myers and Naples in Florida.

Portfolio.com ranked 157 metropolitan areas using data from the American Community Survey conducted in 2009 by the U.S. Census Bureau. The cities were ranked on: seniors as total share of population, median age, the number of seniors born in and out of state and the difference in out-of-state births.

"What we were looking for were places that have substantial senior populations and also populations that are growing at an unusually rapid rate," G. Scott Thomas, a demographer who created the analysis, explained in an interview.

"Obviously both of those places (the top two cities) are attractive because of weather but also because they developed the infrastructure for retirees over the years," he added in an interview.

Palm Bay-Melbourne, Homosassa Springs, Ocala, Punta Gorda and Port St. Lucie, all in Florida, rounded out the top 10 retirement destinations.

Nearly all the most popular locations were coastal cities.

Although the top 10 locations were in the southeast and southwest, Thomas said there were some exceptions, including Seaford in Delaware, Barnstable in Massachusetts, which includes Cape Cod, and Eugene, Oregon. All were among the top 30 cities.

Thomas added that there is a misperception about the number of U.S. seniors who move when they retire, according to Census Bureau data.

"It is not as large a trend as people might think. The overall retirement option that the majority of seniors take is to stay where they are," he said.

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