VERN'S
FUNERAL
Vern
works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and
plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
Vern
works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and
plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip
club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife
is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that
you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says... "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and Storms out of the club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife
is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that
you drink Budweiser?""I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says... "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and Storms out of the club.
Vern
follows
and spots her getting into a cab.
Before
she can slam the door, he jumps in
beside
her.
Vern
tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone
else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is
screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the
book..
The
cabby turns around and says,
'Geez
Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
VERN'S
FUNERAL
WILL BE HELD
THIS
COMING FRIDAY.
