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To help save the economy, the Government will announce nextmonth that the Immigration Department will start deportingseniors (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Social Securityand Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and won'tremember how to get back home.I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me ...
Oh, crap! I'll see you on the bus!!