A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he couldarrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on thecircumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?No, we have carport, and not need one.I mean what are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?No, I always up before her.Is your wife a nagger?No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?I got proof.
What kind of proof?She going to poison me!She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.I can read English pretty good, and it says...
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