One day, shortly
after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino,
a professional golfer and married man, was at
his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn,
as he always did. A lady driving by in a
big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his
house, lowered the window and asked, Excuse me,
do you speak English?"
Lee responded, Yes
Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked,
What do you charge to do yard work?
Lee said, "Well, the
lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly
put the car into gear and sped
off.