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> A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
> His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
> It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
> When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
> The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
> The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
> Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
> The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
> Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
> The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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