Jewish Divorce..

> A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff !
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> All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, my vagina is now the size of
>a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece."
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Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire
>businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari
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> you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and
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>you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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