Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Irish Fire Fighter

> Bad but cute!
>
Irish Fire Fighter
>
> Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit
> to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on
> fire.
>
> Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the
> building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories
> up.
>
> Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, an
> Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you
> jump, I'll catch you!"
>
> One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
>
> Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough,
> Paddy catches him as well.
>
> Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't
> even attempt to catch him.
>
> Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' the burnt ones...!!!!"
>
>  Warning!! If you laugh at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Rev.
> Wright will be coming to kick yo ass!
>
>

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