charged with necrophilia

The Judge and the Accused…!

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia

(Making love to a dead person)

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.

Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up

And throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied,

"I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It’s None Of Your Damn Business
2. She Was My Wife; And...
3. I Didn't Know She Was Dead.

She Always Acted That Way"