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Subject: COMEDIANS ON OBAMA
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
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>The
>liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . and think 25 to life would
>be appropriate. -Jay Leno
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>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno
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>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien
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>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
>A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno
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>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other
>is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman
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>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
>started to sink, who would be saved?
>A: America ! -Jimmy Fallon
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>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
>A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel
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>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman
Yo sigo con mi parranda
Sin darme por enterao
Y a la hora de los mameyes
Que me quiten lo bailao
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