Saturday, July 24, 2010

vasectomy.

>man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before
>the procedure a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells
>him to take all of his clothes off.

When
>he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man
>obeys.

The
>nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon
>the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all
>about.

The
>nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the
>man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier
>for the surgeon to
complete.

The
>nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While
>they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious,
>the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The
>nurse responds,

"They
>are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.

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