Garage

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and
his fly area wide
open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This
morning when
you left your house, did you
close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew
he'd closed the garage door, and walked into
his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he
suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped
it up. He then understood his assistant's
question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her
desk to ask, 'When my garage
door was open,
did you see my Hummer parked in
there?'

She smiled
and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw
was an old mini van with two flat tires..