Sunday, February 28, 2010

Lake Ashton Lady Gofer Hits another gofer on green

Two women were playing golf. One teed off
and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the
men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his
groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The
woman rushed down to the man,and immediately began to
apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and
I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told
him." Oh no,
I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He
was in
agony lying there in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands
at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
allowed
her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
them to his
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked,
" How does that feel"? He replied: " It feels great,
but I still
think my thumb's broken."

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