>> It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
>> turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
>> the
>> children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
>> dismissal.
>>
>> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
>> leave early today."
>>
>> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
>> smart
>> and will answer the question."
>>
>> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
>>
>> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
>>
>> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
>>
>> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
>>
>> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
>>
>> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
>>
>> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
>>
>> Johnny is even madder than before.
>>
>> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
>>
>> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
>>
>> Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
>>
>> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
>> the
>> questions.
>>
>> When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
>> would
>> keep their mouths shut!"
>>
>> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
>>
>> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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