Your a GOLFaholic if...
* You think that some day you'll shoot your age, when a more realistic goal would be to shoot your weight!
* You know there's more to life than golf, but your'e not interested in finding out what it is!
* You quit the game forever, twice a month!
* You buy every new golf gizmo that comes out!
* You think you're skillful and everybody else is lucky!
* You miss the ball, but still think it was a great swing!
* The new clubs you just bough cost more than your mortgage and car payment combined!
* You can't break a 100 but still think you could give Tiger a few tips!
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