Lake Ashton Grill

A hiker was stumbling through the woods, desperate looking for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find the community director at Sunshine Flea Market sitting at the card table with a bunch of neckties laid out. The parched wanderer asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?" The man replied "I don't have any water but why don't you buy a tie? "Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes". The desperate man shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!" "OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you just past that lake, about 3 miles, is a nice restaurant. "Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want". Three hours later he returned. The man at the card table asked, "I told you, 3 miles over by the lake, Couldn't you find it?" " I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."