Saturday, December 26, 2009

Payback is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRITE IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR ENVELOPES or front!

WE THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. WE'LL START WRITING IT ON THE FRONT OF OUR ENVELOPES, TOO! ! Including Bills.

You may have heard in the news that a couple of Post Offices in Texas have been forced to take down small posters that say

'IN GOD WE TRUST' , The law, they say, is being violated.

Anyway, we heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write

'IN GOD WE TRUST'

on the back of all our mail. After all, that's our National Motto,

and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. We think it's a wonderful idea.

We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed.

If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping

'IN GOD WE TRUST ' on our envelopes sounds good to us.

WE'RE HAVING A STAMP MADE TOO! Heck, lets use it as our signature on e-mails too!

It's been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, we have a very hard time understanding why there's such a fuss about having 'In God We Trust' on our money and having God in the pledge of Allegiance.

Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to 'sit down and shut up'?

If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete it!!! BUT REMEMBER IF YOU DELETE THIS, that's 1 reason why this world is in the
mess we're in now.

WE SAT BACK & LET IT HAPPEN !!

Thoughts for the day

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America !
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans .
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well.... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787..

C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D. C

HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel P ermit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well P ermit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.

I hope this goes around the
U S
at least 100 times

What the heck happened?????

Lake Ashton Records

Answer:
FS 720.303(4)(j) requires that all "Accurate, itemized, and detailed records of all receipts and expenditures" are part of the public records of the association, accessible to homeowners on request. So, if the association is not using Monopoly money to pay its employees, the records of wages and other benefits paid to employees are clearly part of the financial records open to the homeowners.

Question:
We all want to see all of Lake Ashton Management records but they keep giving us the cold shoulder and a deaf ear. What are they hiding if they are doing no wrong. Why are they not answering us and avoiding us. We have tried many times but to no avail. The CDD committee and home owners want answers and the records. What is the developer hiding if he has done no wrong. Are we paying for some of the developer bills? If you got nothing to hide than hand over the records Mr Developer ASAP.

The State Attorney General, Bill McCollum is looking into your actions.

Edmund King

Any sentence with a line under it, please click on it.

I'm MAD AND YOU WILL BE TOO!

I'm MAD AND YOU WILL BE TOO!

Friday, December 25, 2009

BINGO & PAUL PONTIOUS....

Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Bingo Paul admits breaking the law
BINGO & PAUL PONTIOUS....

In this months LA Times, Paul Pontious in his typical arrogance
ADMITS TO BREAKING THE LAW !

Even though he gives an impressive breakdown on how he has spent Bingo Monies illegally to help his 18 projects, which should be commended, HE misses the point !!

Florida Statute does NOT PERMIT offering Bingo Money to any entity
other than a CHARITABLE FOUNDATION / INSTITUTION.

This is the fact that he does not mention in his Article on Page 16. of this months LA Times.

The Truth does not wish to harm or deter Bingo at Lake Ashton.

I do not think however the residents here wish to be reported to the IRS for illegal actions. This could cause action that we would all have to pay for.

PAUL ... Remember....The money from bingo is earned in the Clubhouse owned by the members not you and You should not determine where the money is spent...

Give up your arrogance or Give up your pompous head of bingo and
FOLLOW THE LAW !

Since I know the LA Times will not permit this to published by them...
Its published here..

THE REAL TRUTH
Monday, November 30, 2009 12:09:00 PM EST

Thursday, December 24, 2009

I truly wish all of you here at Lake Ashton and beyond a cheerful Merry Christmas, good health and all the good things. Edmund King

Please click on Christmas card on the left of the blog, thanks

NEWS WANTED send to lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com

To all who sends me news I will send you special shocking news reports about our government and things that are going around in this country for one week.

Bingo Paul again in the news

I am going to start charging Bingo Paul for all the publicity I am giving him. It all started when he was golfing and called me a ass hole in my back yard. Then he busted into the billiard room and gave me the arm and finger. The following week he walk into the room and shouted at me saying you are a ass hole and I am going to keep $20,000 of Bingo money until you shut up. Then he meets me outdoors and again he calls me a ass hole. He drives by my home and again calls me a ass hole. Does he think I am hard of hearing or he can't remember my name. Paul it is Ed King, the news writer

Now he is thinking of closing down Bingo at the end of January. Why, I don't go around calling him an ass hole, maybe I should open the bingo doors and call him an ASS HOLE in front of 150 or more guest. What do you think? Hey Mr Van Sickle call the police.