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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Didn't Jake the Snake say it was the CDD's money ...":

Name calling went out in the third grade. Grow up and act your age. Constructive criticism is good, but sniping is not.

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "I am asking the pope to see Bingo Paul Pontious a...":

Come to think of it.....???? Does the POPE play Bingo ?

Ask Paul ....

Didn't Jake the Snake say it was the CDD's money because the CDD paid it? Somebody check the tape of the meeting. That's what he said. It's not your money!! But don't worry. As you sleep, plans are being hatched by Jake and the Mayor to provide CDD cash flow to the City for "services rendered". Don't ask where your tax money went? This is all an extra, folks. Me? I want my 200 bucks back ASAP. I say no slush fund for Jake and his cronies.

Occuli Veritas

Hotel Bill.

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The Hotel Bill An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast." The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." 'But I didn't use them," she said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said. "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied. "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager. "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." Don't mess with Senior Citizens

Anonymous said...

Come to think of it.....???? Does the POPE play Bingo ?

Ask Paul ....

Jess

Sunday, January 23, 2011 7:47:00 PM EST

STUCK ZIPPER....hope this makes you feel better!

STUCK ZIPPER....

HAHOC DINNER AND TRAVEL CLUB will be having lunch at the Gaylord Palms Resort & Convention Center in Kissimmee on Thursday Jan 27, 2010 at High Noon.

HAHOC DINNER AND TRAVEL CLUB will be having lunch at the Gaylord Palms Resort & Convention Center in Kissimmee on Thursday Jan 27, 2010 at High Noon.

Our last trip was to St Kitts, St Martin and St Lucia one week on the Ship Carnival Miracle

Prior to this last trip we went to Alaska 2 weeks

Prior to this last trip we went to China 3 weeks

We are now planning to go to Egypt for 3 weeks. Plane fare, land and boat cruse down the Nile. Approx $2500

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Moments In Television History

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JACKIE GLEASON ON THE ROCKY MARCIANO SHOW THE MAIN EVENT(1960)

2. JAMES DEAN: HIS FINAL TV APPEARANCE(1954)

3. ELVIS SINGS BLUE SUEDE SHOES(1956)

4. A TRIBUTE TO ELVIS PRESLEY, THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL(1959-62)

5. THE EDSEL INTRODUCED ON NBC (1957)

6. BOBBY DARIN'S "MACK THE KNIFE"(1959)

7. WESTINGHOUSE DEBUTS HI-TECH "ADVANCED TV"(1951)

8. WILLIAM BENDIX AS LOVABLE CHESTER A. RILEY(1956)

9. ICONS I: WHAT MADE 50'S TV GOLDEN(COMPILATION, (1952-60)

10. THE PATTI PAGE SHOW(1958)

11. BLOOPERS FROM THE HONEYMOONERS(1957-58)

12. THE CENSORED JERRY LEE LEWIS HERE UNCENSORED!(1957-59)

13. A TRUE 50's DOO WOP TV CLASSIC(1958)

14. FAMILY AFFAIR(1966)

15. ALAN FREED'S BIG BEAT DANCE PARTY DANCERS(1959)

16. THE STEVE ALLEN SHOW(1957)

17. The Inventor Of TV Sketch Comedy ERNIE KOVACS(1954)

18. THE RED SKELTON SHOW(1959)

19. ICONS: THE DELINQUENCY RAMPAGE!(COMPILATION, 1957-60)

20. FATHER KNOWS BEST(1953)

21. PETTICOAT JUNCTION(1962)

22. OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BOB MATTHIAS(1956)

23. DANCES OF THE 1950's: THE HAND JIVE(1957)

24. GROUCHO MARX YOU BET YOUR LIFE(1959)

25. DRAGNET(1959)

26. THE IMMORTAL MUSICAL COMEDY OF VICTOR BORGE1951

27. EDDIE FISHER SINGS A MEDLEY OF HIS BIGGEST HITS1953

28. ABBOTT & COSTELLO: WHO'S ON FIRST?1951

29. MORE DANCES OF THE 1950's THE JITTERBUG1958

30. THE HONEYMOONERS ... IN COLOR! 1969

31. THE ORIGINAL FLASH GORDON SERIALtheatres-1939; TV-1960's

32. THE LONE RANGER1955

33. THE ENDEARING GRIMACES OF EDDIE CANTOR1952

34. BOBBY DARIN NERVOUSLY HOSTS A BEAUTY CONTEST1957

35. MORE DANCES OF THE 1950's: THE LINDY HOP1959

36. SHAKE, BABY, SHAKE! IT'S THE KILLER AGAIN!1958

37. THE DANNY THOMAS SHOW1958

38. SID CAESAR: YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS1957

39. HERE COMES TOBOR!1954

40. THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN1954

41. THE ADVENTURES OF FLIPPER1964

42. SPIKE JONES 1951

43. CAPTAIN VIDEO & HIS VIDEO RANGERS 1950

44. THE LIBERACE SHOW 1952

45. MEDIC1954

46. THE BIG VALLEY1965

47. THE ROOTS OF TV BASEBALL1950-57

48. Mc HALE'S NAVY1962

49. HOPALONG CASSIDY1952

50. DARK SHADOWS1966

51. FADS & FANCIES OF THE 50s & 60s

52. I LOVE LUCY1952

53. THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW1962

54. THE BEATLES FIRST TELEVISION APPEARANCE1963

55. BAT MASTERSON1958

56. MARTY ROBBINS ON THE JOHNNY CASH SHOW1964

57. FRANK SINATRA SPEAKS CANDIDLY1954

58. PASSWORD1962

59. STAR TREK TV ON DEMAND1966-present

60. MORE DANCES OF THE 50's: THE SWINGBACK 1958

61. THE LIVE TV FRIDGE COMMERCIAL CATASTROPHE1954

62. THE ARTHUR GODFREY SHOW1957

63. BUILDING THE 1958 DODGE1957

64. FIGHT CLASSIC: ROCKY MARCIANO vs. JERSEY JOE WALCOTT1952

65. AND MORE GREAT ICONS OF THE 50's VOL III1952-59

66. ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS1959

67. SATURDAY NIGHTLIVE~~ BEFORE SNL1954-58

68. FELIX THE CAT1959

69. THE DONNA REED SHOW1958

70. THE GOLDBERGS1952

71. LUCILLE BALL & CAROL BURNETT1965

72. THE LITTLE RASCALS1955

73. HIGHWAY PATROL1956

74. LOST IN SPACE1966

75. BEULAH1951

76. BEWITCHED1966

77. I DREAM OF JEANIE1966

78. SEA HUNT1957

79. DYNAMITE JOE RINDONE1954

80. THE MILTON BERLE SHOW1957

81. THE LEGEND OF DOO WOP

The coat hanger

A woman was at work when she received a phone call thather small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, 'You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.' The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, 'I don't know how to use this.' She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, 'This is what You sent to help me?' But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful. The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, 'Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car? He said, 'Sure.' He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, 'Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man.' The man replied, 'Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour.' The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, 'Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!' Is - GOD GOOD - or what !?! … AMEN!