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We'll be old friends until we are aged and senile. Then we'll be new friends every day thereafter.

Trouble Ahead

If Brenda Van Sickle gets elected to the CDD, we will be in a lot of trouble. If you have not heard yet, there is a Lake Wales cat license tax of $10.00 Can you picture this, a cat License? Give me a break. Also Jack lower the speed limit to 40 mph in front of lake Ashton. Yes, they don't make life any easier living in Lake Wales. He has done nothing to help the citizens of Lake Wales and the distress city itself. Nothing. He even invites the police in our community to catch the speeders. They are nothing but trouble. He evens calls the police on me because he thought I had a AK47 hanging on my wall. Brenda call the police on the card players at the Fitness Center. Yes that is all they can do is get the police after you. If this is what you want you got it. Good Luck. Hope they catch you. Only a fool would vote for Brenda. Its like voting for Obama.

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This is a must see traveling I-40

THE BIGGEST CROSS YOU WILL EVER SEE

This is truly an amazing sight, not only is it beautiful spiritually, it is also an engineering feat.

This is awesome...click on link below..

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Subject: SAND SCULPTURES FROM PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

SAND SCULPTURE ART!

Welcome! Come on in! Sand Sculpture or Sand Art is truly awesome!

Catch the magic of Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island!

All sculpture explored the theme of life and times in PEI.

Over 3000 tons of sand were transformed into 25 original sculptures!


Here Are Some Photos Of Their Amazing Art Work. Enjoy!






















































Yesterday is History,

Tomorrow is a Mystery,

and Today is a Gift;

that is the reason for calling it the Present.

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Building > Permit

>

> I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
>
>It was going to be 40 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various
> heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound
> system.
>
>It
> would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink
> trim.
>
>The
> City Council told me to forget it,,,, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !!!!
>
>So
> I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
>
> .........Work
> starts on Monday...

Thank-You

To whoever placed the post.

THANK YOU, for your kind comments.

I truly believe the time is near. Reduced budget spending, and less cost to litigators is on the close horizon.

I am always nearby to assist any resident on any subject.

Once again,
Thank You

John L Chickness Sr
Candidate seat # 3 LA CDD.

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No Speak English ...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you
thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails.

I worry about you
sometimes!

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dog house puzzle

: VERY INTERESTING !!!!

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Not enough people were listening.

Everyone should read this....Again and again and ad infinitum....and then vote! The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'. The author (Dale Lindsborg) is employed by none other than the very liberal Washington Post!! From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag. General Bill Ginn' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It". NOW GET THIS !! - - - - - 'Senator' Obama replied: As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing." (ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???) Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of waring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ." When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past". "Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside . I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path..My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America " WHAAAAAAAT, the Hell is that ? Yes, you read it right. I, for one, am speechless!!! Dale Lindsborg , Washington Post