John Chickness

We at Lake Ashton are very lucky to have John Chickness as a CDD member and to run again on the CDD board. Lets give him our vote. He takes his time to make sure everyone understands what the CDD board members are talking about. Seems like no one else on the board cares. He is always up front with his remarks and he speaks the truth. Make no bones about it, he is a star candidate for the CDD board. Maybe once we can stop this crazy spending and talk directly with the developer not to money sucking lawyers.

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JOHN L CHICKNESS SR

JOHN L CHICKNESS SR

Candidate Lake Ashton 1 CDD, Seat # 3

Background.

Graduate of Purdue University LIMI
Graduate Pittsburgh Automation Institute

Owner of Independent Insurance Agency for 37 years. Top 50 USA Ranking 10 times.

Voice of Radio Station WMBA ( Sports Talk )

Highly sought after public speaker around the USA.

Former High School, College, NBA Basketball Official 24 years.
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I am proud to say that in March 2002, Audry and I became the Very First Residents at Lake Ashton. I have had the pleasure, as a FULL TIME RESIDENT, to serve on every board here at one time or another.

I have served the last 4 years as a CDD Supervisor, and have enjoyed serving our residents with Honesty, Integrity, and Trust,

My TOP priority should I be in favor of our residents re-electing me, is to come to the aid of ANY and ALL residents needing my assistance, as I have for the past 4 years.
No resident request should be ignored.

I believe we at Lake Ashton are fortunate to have such a wonderful place to call home.

I believe in Keeping our Assessments in check with GOOD , SOLID, COMPETITIVE pricing for services in every budget area, leaving nothing unexplored.

I believe our Main concerns should be our Property Values along with reduced spending.
It is time for your Board of Supervisors to work together in keeping Lake Ashton a Premier Community. One we should all be proud to be part of.

Your Vote on November 2nd is appreciated ( THANK YOU )
JOHN L. CHICKNESS SR. ( Approved by Candidate )

Hindu Women

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in theUnited States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

CDD CANDIDATES

Ms Pontious and Ms Van Sickle are running neck to neck on the CDD board, Each one carries a book of lies and deception. If you think we got trouble now wait until they get elected. Jack Van Sickle hasn't done anything for the city that looks like a tornado hit it and Paul stole money from the Bingo people and is now being investigated. Don't ever think of electing their wifes to the board. They will do nothing for us and all they want is their name in headlights. We all know what they can do and that is nothing and lots of trouble.

CHALK GUY IS BACK!

CHALK GUY IS BACK! ENJOY!!

Street Artist's......newest creations
Edgar Mueller Super Artist

Great Crevase Edgar Mueller. Hard work: Together with up to five assistants,

Mueller painted all day long from sunrise to sunset.


The picture appeared on the East Pier in Dun Laoghaire , Ireland ,

as part of the town's Festival of World Cultures.




He spent five days, working 12 hours a day, to create the 250 square metre

image of the crevasse, which, viewed from the correct angle, appears to be 3D.

He then persuaded passers-by to complete the illusion by pretending the

gaping hole was real.


'I wanted to play with positives and negatives to encourage people to think twice

about everything they see,' he said. 'It was a very scary scene, but when people

saw it they had great fun playing on it and pretending to fall into the earth.

'I like to think that later, when they returned home, they might reflect more on

what a frightening scenario it was and say, "Wow, that was actually pretty scary."



Mueller, who has previously painted a giant waterfall in Canada, said he was

Inspired by the British ‘Pavement Picasso’ Julian Beever, whose dramatic but

More gentle 3D street images have been featured in the Daily Mail.

This guy is amazing no matter how you look at it!

THE PARROT DIED

At dawn the telephone rings . . .

"Hello, Senor Rod?" This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your lake house in Bella Vista."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot – he is dead."

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane?? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??"

"The one that destroyed your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell?? Are you saying that my house is destroyed because of a candle??!!"

"Yes, Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made SuperQuad 460 golf club."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit !

OK for Oklahoma............yahooooo

Three cheers for a state that has the good sense to do what all of us just talk about.

Good for them. Don ' t hold your breath waiting for Oregon , Washington or California to follow suit. It is time for the rest of the states to take care of their citizens and quit worrying about who they may or may not offend in the process. Based on which states that are stepping up, it appears that those redneck jokes may just be on the rest of us!

OKLAHOMA MAY JUST BE THE PLACE TO LIVE!



An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 (had a few liberals in the mix) an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway..

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. Hope we didn ' t send any of them to your state. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegals to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional. SB 1102

Guess what........ Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas,Montana and Utah as the only states to do so. More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolina ' s, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi, Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The present federal Government has done it ' s darndest to take away our guns. Oklahoma , a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I ' m sure that was a set back for the criminals (and Obamaites). Liberals didn ' t like it -- But .........

Guess what............ Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver ' s license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, Obama does not like any of this.
Guess what....who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

Some of the people I send this to won ' t like it.

Guess what... I ' m sending it anyway.

Have a Good One...

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