useful with my time rather than spending so much time on the computer. She suggested
I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute
club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're 78 years old and you're going to start jumping
out of airplanes again?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to
a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
Now I'm in trouble and don't know what to do! I'm signed up for
five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier for me.
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