Sounds like a place to be…..

OKLAHOMA !!!!

'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that matter - don't mind... and those that mind - don't matter.'

Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election...

While everyone is focusing on Arizona 's new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!!!!

An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional SB 1102

Guess what......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas , Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.

More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida . Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma , a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a set back for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it -- But ....

Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway .

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver's license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only

If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

Guess what...who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

If you like it, pass it on, if you don't then delete it...Thanks

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Social Security

Everyone  on Social Security will get 1.7% cost of living increase effective Jan 1, 2012

Bingo Paul Pontious

After years of waiting, I mail more information to the state about Bingo Paul Pontious.  The ax is going to fall soon.  Any guy that goes around calling people idiots, will get their pay back.  It will cost him dearly and the community.  At this point I just don't care any more about this community, and about making this community a better one.  They banned me from the clubhouse thanks to Joe Hunter and Paul Pontious with their lies.  I will win at the end.  Good-by Bingo Paul and Do Nothing Joe Hunter.  These are very sick people that love to tell lies and make believe they are the greatest thing this community could have.  I could throw up.

Hooray for Florida !

 

Only 49 more states to go!

I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida , because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!

Hooray for Florida ! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, "If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free."

Applicants must pay for the drug test, but are reimbursed if they test drug-free. Applicants who test positive for illicit substances, won't be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment. Those who fail a second time will be banned from receiving funds for three years!

Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional.

How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?

Things Got Ya' Down? Well then, consider these...

                             READ ON!!
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts were assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Fernando Rodriguez, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Still Having a Bad Day?


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00 At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day?



A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.



Are Ya OK Now? - No?


Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


What? STILL having a Bad Day?
A couple of months ago a famous dress designer while driving to work spotted what she thought was a hurt pet along side of the road. She immediately stopped her car and ran across to save the poor animal. She was hit by two vehicles and killed while she attempted to cross the road. It was later found that the animal she was attempting to save was a dead opossum.


The Best for Last!


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is good!


There now, Feeling Better

Flip, Flop and Fly-We Used to Dance Like This!!!!!

 MAKE SURE TO OPEN ALL THIS DANCES YOU WONT BE SOORY , I GARANTEE  BERT

When "other" teens are out beating up homeless people, shooting up or stealing their parents RX drugs, these two young people were rehearsing their feet off.  Excellent video.  Extremely talented kids.

 

 

He's 17 and she's 15. Together, they won the 2012 Junior Division National Carolina Shag Dancing Championships. They're dancing to Joe Turner's "Flip, Flop and Fly." 

http://videos2view.net/shag-dance.htm

 

Polish divorce :

                                                                                                                                          

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could

arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me!

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it says...

 

Tricia Adams

Yes, she has the guts to pull the cord.  See below

a talking Muslim doll.

New  just in time for Christmas.

The latest toy  has hit the shops...  a talking Muslim  doll. 

Nobody knows what the hell it says, 
           because no one has the guts to pull the  cord.

 

 

Subj: Quote from the Czech Republic

 

Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way that you can quickly understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic . Someone over there has it figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Prague newspaper Prager Zeitungon

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"The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America . Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their president."

SEX AT 79

ject: Read your morning mail!!

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. THIS IS GREAT NEWS! I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street ... I don’t have to cross the road!

THINK BEFORE YOU DONATE

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT 
  BEFORE YOU MAKE CONTRIBUTIONS: 
  
As you open your pockets to do a good thing 
and make yourself feel good, 
please keep the following facts in mind:   ---------------------------- 
  The American Red CrossPresident and CEO Marsha J. Evans' 
salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses

MARCH OF DIMESIt is called the March of Dimes because 
only a dime for every 1 dollar is given to the needy. 

  The United WayPresident Brian Gallagher 
receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
UNICEFCEO Caryl M. Stern receives 
$1,200,000 per year (100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE. Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause. 

GOODWILL CEO and owner Mark Curran profits $2.3 million a year.
Goodwill is a very catchy name for his business. 
You donate to his business and the n he sells the items for PROFIT. 
He pays nothing for his products and pays his workers minimum wage! Nice Guy.. 
$0.00 goes to help anyone! Stop giving to this man. ----------------------------   Instead,give it to ANY OF THE FOLLOWING 
  
    PUT YOUR MONEY 
WHERE IT WILL 
  DO SOME GOOD: 
  
The Salvation ArmyCommissioner, Todd Bassett receives a small salary of only 
$13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization. 
96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause.The American LegionNational Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. 
Your donations go to help Veterans and the ir families and youth!The Veterans of Foreign WarsNational Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. 
Your donations go to help Veterans and the ir families and youth!The Disabled American VeteransNational Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. 
Your donations go to help Veterans and the ir families and youth! The Military Order of Purple HeartsNational Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. 
Your donations go to help Veterans and the ir families and youth!The Vietnam Veterans AssociationNational Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. 
Your donations go to help Veterans and the ir families and youth!

Make a Wish: For children's last wishes. 
100% goes to funding trips or special wishes for a dying child.St. Jude Research Hospital 
100% goes towards funding and helping Children with Cancer who have no insurance and can 
not afford to pay.Ronald McDonald Houses 
All monies go to running the houses for parents who have critical Children in the hospital. 
100% goes to housing, and feeding the families. 

Lions Club International 
100% OF DONATIONS GO TO HELP THE BLIND, BUY HEARING AIDES, SUPPORT MEDICAL MISSIONS AROUND THE WORLD.  THEIR LATEST UNDERTAKING 
IS MEASLES VACCINATIONS (ONLY $1.00 PER SHOT).

How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events.It is brilliant.

 

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose

as their Supreme Leader that person known as ‘The One’.

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but he hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,

and that all he has built must be destroyed”.

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what ‘The One’ would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed.

And ‘The One’ said, "We live in the greatest country in the world.

Help me change everything about it!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
Then he said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."

And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth."

And the people said, "Show us the money!"

And then he said, "redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.”

And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money

and give it to the deadbeats??"

And ‘The One’ ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"

And ‘The One’ said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then ‘The One’ said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."

So ‘The One’ said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then ‘The One’ said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"

And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. and he said.

"I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics."

And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then ‘The One’ said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"

And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates."

So ‘The One’ said, “Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then he said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing...

"And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.

Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto

a rock dropped from a cliff.

The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl.

And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then ‘The One’ said, "I am ‘The One’- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"

But our foreign trading partners said unto him. "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...

And ‘The One’ said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"

And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.

Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play

by our rules!"

Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"

And ‘The One’ ridiculed and taunted.

And the people cried out, “Alas, alas!!What have we done?”

But yea verily, it was too late.

The people set upon ‘The One’ and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.

And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance, shelter or hope.

And the Change ‘The One’ had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlpool that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, “Give us back our nation, our pride and our hope!!”

But it was too late and their homeland was no more.

You may think this is a fairy tale, but it’s not. It’s happening RIGHT NOW.

THIS really tells it like it is --forward it to your friends and those you know who care about our country and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.