Thursday, January 17, 2013

RULES ARE RULES!
The Good news:It was a normal day in Sharon Springs, Kansas, whena Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded coal train for the long trek to Salina.The Bad news:Just a few miles into the trip a wheel bearing became overheated and melted, letting a metal support drop down and grind on the rail, creating white hot molten metal droppings spewing down to the rail.
The Good news:
A very alert crew noticed smoke about halfway back in the train and immediately stopped the train in compliance with theGovernmental Regulations.
The Bad news:

The train stopped with the hot wheel over a wooden bridge with creosote ties and trusses. When crew tried to explain to higher-ups they needed to move the train, they were instructed not to move the train because Federal Regulations prohibit moving the train when a part is defective.

Well okee-dokey then, and the pictures tell the rest.
As always the Government knows what is best for us


REMEMBER, RULES ARE RULES!
Don't ever let common sense get in the way of a Government Regulation.
And now they decide your health care?!?!

bread to stay mold-free for 60 days


Keeping Bread Mold-Free With Technology

Don Stull, chief executive officer of Microzap, Inc., places a loaf of bread inside a patented microwave that kills mold spores. (JOHN MONE / The Associated Press Photos)
Published: Wednesday, January 16, 2013 at 6:11 a.m.
Last Modified: Wednesday, January 16, 2013 at 6:11 a.m.
LUBBOCK, Texas | Attention, bread shoppers: A Texas company could have the answer to some consumers' unwelcome discovery that just-purchased loaves contain mold.
MicroZap Inc. claims its technology allows bread to stay mold-free for 60 days. The bread is bombarded with microwaves for about 10 seconds, which kills the mold spores, said chief executive officer Don Stull said.
The process could eliminate bakers' need for preservatives and ingredients used to mask preservatives' flavor, as well as reduce food waste and increase bread's shelf life, he said.

Lakeside Manor Mobile Home Park in Mulberry closed

This Week's Polk County Top News
Ruling Will Force Mulberry Mobile Home Park to Close
by: Suzie Schottelkotte
The Ledger

A circuit judge effectively closed Lakeside Manor Mobile Home Park in Mulberry on Tuesday, leaving residents in as many as 19 homes scrambling for a place to live.

Circuit Judge Steven Selph granted the city's request to shut down the park's faulty sewer system, which code enforcement officers and environmental experts testified had the potential to pollute nearby waterways and the area's groundwater.

But Selph stopped short of issuing a deadline when Hutton House, the park's owners, has to shut the sewer system down. He's giving lawyers for the city and Hutton House time to work out options............


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Bingo Paul Pontious

I again E-Mail the state of Florida additional information on the doings of Bingo Pontious.  I waited  this long hoping my other partner  could bring criminal charges against Bingo Paul.  They are only reviewing the information and thinking about it. You know what Grady Judd did.   Man, I could be long gone by then.  Florida is a very strange state, I read the Ledger every day and just can't believe the strange things that are going on in here.

Joe Hunter--Do nothing

Do Nothing Joe Hunter is now in the west doing what he knows best, nothing.  How can this guy get away for so long doing nothing?  The West never had a community director until that threw do nothing out of the East.  All he does is accuse people of things they did not do.  This Joe Hunter is nothing but big trouble.  He must be fired and kicked out of this community asap. Take the road Joe and don't let the alligators get you.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Here are the real laws of nature:


  Forget Newton and Galileo.

1.Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.
 Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3.
 Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.
 Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 
5.
Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. 
6.
 Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

 
7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8.
 Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9.
 Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10.
 Law of Biomechanics -The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11..
 Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12.
 The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13.
 
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14.
 Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15.
 Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16.
 
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17.
 Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19.
 Doctors' Law- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
If you don't forward this your friends,your belly button will unscrew and your bum will fall off.

Subject: Dear Abby,


.                      Dear Abby,
 
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
 
Signed, Lost 
 
 
Dear Lost.                                                       
 Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for any vacations and everything else you want. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for four more years!
Signed,
Abby

bullshit!


I was eating lunch with my 5-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, 
"What day is tomorrow?" 
 
She said: "It's President's Day!"  She's a smart kid.
 
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"  I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc. 
 
She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the   
White House and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of 
bullshit!" 
 
It hurts when hot coffee squirts out your nose! 
I am going to have a serious talk with her dad.

BINGO PAUL PONTIOUS

All records and bank statements are now in the hands of the state. (Florida Dept of Revenue) in Tallahassee.  Grady Judd won't do anything maybe we can get him on tax evasion.  Al Capone was found guilty not paying his fair share of taxes.  This should be very interesting!  I will keep you all in touch.  Lets find out who the real idiot is!

Monday, January 14, 2013

No Senior Discounts


Sunday, January 13, 2013

TAXES


 
Subject: Fw: A Canadian's Perspective
TOP-10 "Only In America" Observations ~ by a Canadian:
 
1) Only in America, could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

2) Only in America, could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black.

3) Only in America, could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
4) Only in America, can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
5) Only in America, would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

6) Only in America, could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

7) Only in America, could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
8) Only in America, could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America, could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history,still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.
10) Only in America, could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.