Friday, July 3, 2009

Lake Ashton Grill

The employees at the Grill are under paid. That is why they have to get a 18% tip. Yes, please leave a larger tip because the developer does not have enough money to pay them. If you look at the poll, the residents wish to pay a higher tip for very poor food.

I guess when all the snow birds get back we will have a new golf pro, community director and a new activities director. This is Paradise. Who is going to be left? If this is such a great place why is everyone leaving or selling their home? I'll tell you why, wait until you get the repair bills for the roads and also higher maintenance bills, golf will be higher too. Maybe the storage cost will be higher. Good luck. The blind leading the blind.

Tricia Adams

It has been said, Lake Ashton Director Tricia Adams will be leaving prior to October 1, 2009. She will be taken a similar position with Highland Ridge and golf club in Frostproof. This will be the second time she gave her notice.

I guess both Joe Hunter and Tricia Adams does not like the idea that the CDD can tell them what to do. They both don't earn their salary and they both don't work 40 hours a week. What do they do to earn their large salary. Sorry, I just don't know. If you know, please let me know at lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com. Thanks

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Joe Hunter

It has been said that Joe Hunter is leaving Lake Ashton for another Job in September. His new location is Grenelefe Golf & Tennis Resort in Haines City. I wish I can tell "Do Nothing" Joe Hunter how much I will miss him. Please stop crying. I am quite sure no one will miss him. I sure know I won't. All residents please tell me you are going to miss him at lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com

Monday, June 29, 2009

Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years

NEW YORK – Convicted Wall Street swindler Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison Monday for a fraud that the judge called so "extraordinarily evil" that he needed to send a message to potential copycats and to victims who demanded harsh punishment.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at the age of 50 at his Florida home in Tampa..

Also the following people have also pass away last week.


Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Billy Mays

Anything for sale? Let lakeashtontalk sell it for $5.00 untill it is sold.

Remember its not bad to be good, but its no good to be bad

Blondes and Bingo

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"

The 10 commandments of Bingo

1. Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.
2. Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.
3. Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.
4. Thou shall not call false "Bingo".
5. Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.
6. Thou shall not threaten to kill the "Caller".
7. Thou shall not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
8. Thou shall not brag about how much thou hast won.
9. Thou shall not whine about how much thou hast lost.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's winnings.

Many have ate at the Lake Ashton Grille and few have died