Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Las Vegas

Many people who fall behind on their mortgages never catch up. In these markets, the problem is especially bad.

The foreclosure crisis is far from over, and new statistics show that in many cities it's bound to get worse before it gets better. In cities like Las Vegas, Nev.--where 10% of all home loans are 90 or more days delinquent--a new wave of foreclosures is likely to occur in coming months.

Las Vegas ranks at the top of our list of Riskiest Cities for Homeowners, but it's not alone in its troubles. In hard-hit housing markets like Orlando, Fla., Riverside, Calif., and Memphis, Tenn., thousands of homeowners are risking foreclosure. Overall, 7% of all loans are at least 90 days delinquent in the 10 riskiest cities in America--considerably more than the 4.4% average delinquency rate across the country's 100 biggest metros.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Security House

The cost of the security guards are $172,000 and this is money throw away. They do nothing at the guard house but wish everyone a good day. It makes you feel like your in Walmart. Everyone goes threw the gates, good or bad, no one is turn away. What good is the guard house? The guard house is like Joe Hunter, they do nothing. Is there anyone out there that can tell me what they do along with Joe Hunter? I have been waiting years for an answer and have not received any info.

On Mondays, because of Bingo they add more security guards to welcome you to Walmart. What a joke. The roads are public property yet we pay for the maintenance. Now we have a police car going around looking for illegal activities only in the day time. Don't they know crooks work mostly at night. This security is a big joke. We already had cars, mailboxes and homes broken into and books stolen from the clubhouse.

No arrest has been made!

50,000 HITS ON THIS WEB SITE IN JUST OVER A YEAR

Sick reader

MR OR MRS WHOMEVER,FINALLY YOU POST SOMETHING WE AGREE ON SHOULD HAVE MORE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS LIke SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO FROM ARIZONA AND OUR SHERIFF GRADY JUDD. BAD GUYS IN PRISON SHOULD BE PUT TO WORK. STOP COMPLAINING,AS THEY Say YOU DO THE CRIME YOU SERVE THE TIME. BUT AS ALWAYS HAVE A ROTTEN DAY YOU USALLY DESERVE IT!

This is from a very sick lakeashtontalk reader, always complaining. Why don't he just stop reading my blog and start his own or he doesn't have the brains to start one. Yes, we do have retarded residents living here.
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I have enjoyed your website since my move to Lake Ashton close to 3 years ago. You may wish to answer a question for me and my husband ?

If Paul Pontious has truly violated the law, why has no action been taken against him ?

Our question is very simple....Here goes....

To clear this question up once and for all....SIMPLY require him to show receipts for all Bingo Expenditures.. What Charities received the funds along with cancelled checks from those charities ??

Now how hard could that be....We were business owners in the Mid West....We could prove every dime of income and expenses....

CAN MR PONTIOUS ??? Find out and put it to bed.
Either he is innocent of all charges or guilty...

The law does not want to get involved in putting Bingo Paul in jail. Bingo Paul did not give munch money to charities but spend most of it on the club house and flowers at the reflection garden. It has been said he took a few of his volunteers out to dinner at the Bingo player expense. Yes, he stole money from the Bingo players and spend it on everything but charities.

Yes, he his still working on his books trying to balance them. Good luck Paul.

Hilarious...who invented this language anyway?

This is dedicated to all the English majors....

This might be UP (remember this word at the end) your alley!
THIS IS GREAT... took a lot of work to put together!!!

You think English is easy???
Read to the end . . . a new twist!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language!
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple norpine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France .
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people: Recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this...

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP'.

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP! When is rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so........it is time to shut UP!

Oh . . . one more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U-P!

Monday, July 12, 2010

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. OUTSTANDING.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio- diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, Ted Nugent fans and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under
assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep Dixie,The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll
practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American



P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

Elected CDD Boad

Margot Stevens and Jake Eaton are worry about the money we have to pay the attorneys for the suit about The Repair of the Roads in Lake Ashton. But they are not worry about the Money we pay for the Landscape $250,000, Guard Security $172,000, 3 Air Conditioners replaced in the clubhouse,$53,000, Telephone Bill $900.00 (I bet you big part of the calls are from the Restaurant). Why they are not worry about these bills? because they are 100% in the Developer side. These people are sick. How in hell did they get elected? People in Lake Ashton just don't know what they are doing.

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Subject: 4 tickets
I have four
extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at the Ford
Center next weekend in Beaumont, Texas, if anybody wants them. Robbie is going
to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
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good time.