Saturday, January 22, 2011

In 1932 Hitler took over Germany by over 100 million votes or by a landslide by all his broken promises. Here at Lake Ashton, the election was won by Bingo Paul taken out hundreds of residents to dinner to get their vote. These CDD people will do nothing to help you but lied about what they done and in fact it all started with the previous HOA BOD. You know what happen to Hitler, well the same will happen to the newly elected CDD BOD. I give up. Yes, the people of Lake Ashton will wake up but it will be too late. Remember they will call the police (Van Sickle's) on you which they did on the Poker players and on me. To have Husbands and wife's running this community is just to much. Wise up residents. You have now lost all your rights.

This is more than the truth, the whole truth., thanks Charles.

During the last CDD meeting it was announced that the CDD would be reimbursed for overpaid taxes. Those overpaid taxes were paid by the Landowners. The Landowners should then receive THEIR overpaid taxes back. The CDD has no legal right to keep my tax money. I paid it...I want it back.

Now they even consider using the refund to FIX THE ROADS ??? We already paid to build the roads and the Bowling Alleys that are crumbling and falling apart, yet now they are saying to the Owners.....We paid to have them built, and now we will let them use our money to FIX THEM ? While the Developer pays us Squat...Zero... ??? While we all continue to pay ... Operation and Maintenance Fees ??

No way...I assure you, I will lead the fight to have my money and everyone elses money returned to its rightfull owner. ME and YOU... Enough is Enough...!

Charles S for the Truth
The polls shows that Paul is guilty as sin.
I am asking the pope to see Bingo Paul Pontious and his slo call friends to forgive them for stealing money from all the trusted Bingo Players. We are talking about thousands of dollars he stole and also thousands of dollars from the Feds and the state. I told the pope but all he said was let them go to hell with all the other crooks and thief 's.



Ed... ( THEY ) are asking ( YOU ) and the rest of us to ( REPENT ).....I guess they have the ( POPE ) on ( THEIR TEAM ) ready to ( FORGIVE US )....??
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TEXAS SEX


Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite
sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other
cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you
mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in
your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just
like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Thus far, the votes says Paul is Guilty!

Not in my most svelte, flexible days!!!!

How DO they DO this?????

2 Girls in a box -

Tight! -This is simply fantabulous,unbelievable.


Friday, January 21, 2011

If My Body Were a Car
This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!


IF MY BODY W E R E A CAR...


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .....
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

 
 


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The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took

only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it.
That was in 1971...before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones,
etc.

Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less
to
become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.

I'm asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty
people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.

In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the
message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.

Congressional Reform Act of 2011

1. Term Limits.

12 years only, one of the possible options below..

A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms

2. No Tenure / No Pension.

A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when
they are out of office.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.

All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social
Security
system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security
system,
and Congress participates with the American people.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all
Americans
do.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional
pay
will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in
the
same health care system as the American people.

7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American
people.

8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective
1/1/11.

The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen.
Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.


Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers
envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then
go
home and back to work.


If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only
take
three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe
it
is time.

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!! If you agree with the above, pass it
on.
If not, just delete

You are one of my 20+. Please keep it going.

Bob Kaplan


ED...Reminder....HOA meeting 3PM at Lake Ashton
on Jan 27th Thursday....I don't want to miss that...

Marc L Winter Haven.....

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD SEEN EVERYTHING...

- HAND DANCE -

Here is a video of an Irish Hand Dance from two who have toured with the Riverdance Troupe.

To create this video, they spent five days working with film director Johnny Reed, rehearsed another five days, and then set the hand dancing to electro beat song "We No Speak Americano." Then it took two hours to film, although the final video is only 2 minutes and 20 seconds long.

It’s pretty cool and a lot of fun to watch:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4_5k8kWMe8
In God We Trust
Here is old age at its best
Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe
he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together
was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find
out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day,
Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very
excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out
loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'
Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was
so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

Thursday, January 20, 2011

HAHOC Dinner and Travel Club

We will all meet at the Gaylord Palms at noon. Everybody is invited. Please let me know if you are coming by sending me a E-Mail to lakeashtontalk.com. using your E-Mail address. For identification, please place your handkerchief in your shirt pocket. Everybody is welcome. The food is five stars. See you there at the European cuisine called Villa de Flora

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HAHOC DINNER AND TRAVEL CLUB will be having lunch at the Gaylord Palms Resort & Convention Center in Kissimmee on Thursday Jan 27, 2010 at High Noon.

81.000 hits today, Thursday Jan 20, 2011

Bigger than Watergate

We have a story that will blow your mind, Its bigger than Watergate.
1. Paul Pontious took over Bingo 4 years ago and never paid IRS or state taxes on the profits he received from his illegal 50/50, concession stand and Bingo.
2. He took hundreds of Lake Ashton residents to dinner by bus to high price restaurants.
3. He manage to have his wife and friends elected to the CDD by all the people he took out to dinner with money by unknowing Bingo players.
4. Florida Bingo law says all profits (501-C) says it must go to charity.
5. We notify the Sheriff Dept in Lake Wales 863-297-3101 over 6 months, April 4, 2010 and talked to Inspector Obitz. We send him all four (4) bank records and the report from Paul V. Hawkins, Forensic Accountant who said there were over $40,000 missing.
6. After weeks of calling Mr Obitz who said he is looking into it, gave the case to other detectives to look at because it was too big of a case.
7 Finally after many phone calls to other Inspectors they are still looking into the case.
8. On January 10, Sheriff Judd Grady came to our Monday morning Coffee meeting and did a talk about justice.
9, After his talk, Bab Salvin, wife of Jeff Salvin CDD BOD talk with Sheriff Judd after the meeting, what is going on with our Bingo investigation with Paul Pontious? He said he will look into it.
10. The following day we were all called into the clubhouse at 1 o'clock. None other than the off the case inspector Obitz made a comment about the case.
11. He said there are so many people involved and too many mistakes made that for the good of the community, all violations of this crime has been dropped. Case dismiss.
12. Mayor of Lake Wales, Jack Van Sickle was on the Bingo committee, and his wife was also elected to the CDD BOD.
13. The elections here at Lake Ashton were fixed by taken hundreds of residents to dinner.
14. When we received our all our papers back from Inspector Obitz, it appears none was looked at.
15. This case was doom from the beginning.
16. Was the developer Larry Maxwell, Lake Wales Mayor Jack Van Sickle, HOA BOD involved? I believe they were.
17. Please make note that I have a blog, and received letters or reply's from this case. lakeashtontalk.blogspot.com
18. We the HAHOC committee would like to sit down with The Ledger and Bay News 9 and disgust this case.

We are now waiting for a reply from both the newspaper and Bay News 9
We did get a reply from The Ledger for more information.

BINGO PAUL PONTIOUS has received his gift from the IRS and he is jumping for joy that he has won his case.

Subject: IRS Gift The IRS has announced that they will give a free pencil sharpener to all taxpayers who pay their taxes on time this

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

To the brainless person who sends me 3-5 dumb E mails a day


To Anonymous:
Dear Sir;

You must be a very sick and unhappy person. And worst of all, badly misinformed. First, to the sick and misinformed part, who in this world would send three to five messages a day to an address that he or she knows is not going to be read or published. For your sake ask for God's help to sort out your demons. Also personally I suggest that you start a vigorous exercise program and give your computer away.

For your information, Mr. King pays the IRS his legal share of taxes each year. He also pays the State of Florida what ever sales tax is due. On the other hand, Bingo Paul paid no sales tax or IRS taxes on the illegal 50/50 account that he ran from 2006-2010. If you are nothing but a blow-heart call me at 324-3230 and I will make available to you the records that have been turned over to the IRS. This is the only way to prove that you are not just another crazed bingo groupie.

Hope to hear from you soon.

R.C. Ralls
Discovery shuttle could launch Feb 24

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ). I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:

After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (very politely - this is not about trashing other cultures) say,"I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America ." The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, "Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA ." YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA . It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA .. Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure - and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale .

Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.


If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this - see what I mean...it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.

Remember - the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know....etc...etc...

Where did Piss Poor come from?

Fascinating History


They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families
used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken &
Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive
you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't
even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to
piss in" & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain
because the water temperature isn't just how you like it,
think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about
the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their
yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by
June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ..... .
Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting
Married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man
of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then
all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the
children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so
dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the
saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no
wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get
warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)
lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and
sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof...
Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the
house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs
and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence,
a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top
afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into
existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other
than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had
slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet,
so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their
footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until,
when you opened the door, it would all start slipping
outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
Hence: a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big
kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit
the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly
vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the
stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold
overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew
had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence
the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas
porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could
obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show
off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home
the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests
and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high
acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food,
causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with
tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were
considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt
bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests
got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination
would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and
prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen
table for a couple of days and the family would gather
around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake
up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running
out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins
and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the
grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins
were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they
realized they had been burying people alive... So they would
tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the
coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night
(the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone
could be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring!!!

So...get out there and educate someone! ~~~ Share these
facts with a friend.


This is priceless.

Johnny Carson & Betty White in the Garden
>Obviously early in both their professional lives, but really clever.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/164409/detail/

BINGO PAUL PONTIOUS

I am still thinking about Pontious and Dave Ross . Dave Ross saying he did no wrong. Paul never paid income taxes for four years since he took it over, took all his friends out to dinner on charity money. Yes, the HOA must be on the board of Bingo says the HOA. Well they certainly did a good job. Stole money and never paid taxes! Now everyone is on their case.

Monday, January 17, 2011


-----LENA is pregnant with Ole's child.

Late one night, Lena vakes Ole
and says, 'I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere
tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A
son! Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited
by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,

'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'
The doctor den held up a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got
you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.'

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley,
Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and
said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!'

Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three Children home
in the self-propelled combine.. He was real
Serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and

You vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get
the WD-40

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OVER 500 HITS TODAY, SEE COUNTER

Seems like I knew this cat.................pp
Hard to believe what this guy did on live TV!

During the late 60's, most television programs and commercials were live. There were no "pre-recorded" programs. There were some obvious problems with this method. No "retakes" and "bloopers" were a regular occurrence. This is no blooper! This guy was just VERY upset with his boss, and told it like he thought it was. What a great job of ad libbing. He never misses a beat while the camera man is just about to lose it. The commercial got on the air... but only once. We have to assume he quit right after the commercial -- one way or another.

Shut her up

BINGO PAUL PONTIOUS

BINGO NIGHT IS TODAY, DO NOT GO, REMEMBER PAUL IS STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE FEDS. WHAT MONEY YOU DO WIN HE KEEPS SOME OF IT FOR HIS OWN USE. A SUCKER IS BORN EVERY MINUTE. IF THEY CAN'T GET HIM ON THE OTHER CHARGES THAN THEY WILL GET HIM ON INCOME TAX EVASION JUST LIKE BIG SHOT AL CAPONE. REMEMBER, PAUL DID NOT PAY ANY TAXES FOR 4 YEARS. CAN YOU TELL ME WHY? WE HAVE TO PAY WHY NOT HIM? DOES HE WALK ON WATER? IS HE THE SON OF GOD. WHO IN HELL IS THIS GUY/ HE KEEPS YOUR MONEY FOR HIMSELF AND YOU DON'T CARE, I GIVE UP.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder


Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last long."


Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: DR PHIL'S TEST - I am 39




This is interesting.... See what you come up with. Don't cheat!

Below is Dr. Phil's test.


(Dr. Phil scored 55, he did this test on Oprah and she got a 38.)

Some folks pay a lot of
money to find this stuff out!



The following test is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes.


Take this test for yourself and send it on to your friends....

The person who sent it placed their score in the email subject box.


Please do the same before forwarding it on to your friends(include me please)

Don't peek!


Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past.

This is a real test given by Human Relations Departments at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees.



There are 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper. Record your letter answers to each question.


Change the subject of the email to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to friends, family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you.

Make sure to put "YOUR" score in the subject box.



Ready?


Begin.


1. When do you feel your best...

A) in the morning
B) during the afternoon and early evening
C) late at night

2. You usually walk...

A) fairly fast, with long steps
B) fairly fast, with little steps
C) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
D) less fast, head down
E) very slowly


3. When talking to people you...
A) stand with your arms folded
B) have your hands clasped
C) have one or both your hands on your hips
D) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
E) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with..

A) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
B) your legs crossed
C) your legs stretched out or straight
D) one leg curled under you


5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
A) big appreciated laugh
B) a laugh, but not a loud one
C) a quiet chuckle
D) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
A) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
B) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
C) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed



7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
A) welcome the break
B) feel extremely irritated
C) vary between these two extremes


8. Which of the following colors do you like most....
A) Red or orange
B) black
C) yellow or light blue
D) green
E) dark blue or purple
F) white
G) brown or gray


9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are.....


A) stretched out on your back
B) stretched out face down on your stomach
C) on your side, slightly curled
D) with your head on one arm
E) with your head under the covers





10. You often dream that you are...

A) falling
B) fighting or struggling
C) searching for something or somebody
D) flying or floating
E) you usually have dreamless sleep
F) your dreams are always pleasant






POINTS:


1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e ) 1
10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS:
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS
: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS
: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS:
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS:
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS:
People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well, know that you aren't.


Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of your email, like this:

Dr. Phil's Test, I'm...


Check out Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a dummy. Absolutely hilarious

A new, funny idea.

Sound on!!!



Someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with
all the people that run this country!!!!!!! are they all
on the take???


We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc,?????????

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey . And now Pakistan .....home of bin Laden.

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income'
receive no aid nor do they < /B>get any breaks while our
government and religious organizations pour
Hundreds of Millions of $$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry,
elderly going without 'needed' meds, and
mentally ill without treatment -etc,etc.

YET....................
They have a 'Benefit' for the people of Haiti
on 12
TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water
, tents clothes, bedding,,
doctors and medical supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US'
the same support they give to other
countries.



Sad isn't it?

99% of people won't have the guts to forward this.
I'm one of the 1% -- I Just Did