One day a police chief needed to punish one of his officers for always coming into work late. So he tells the officer: "You will be patroling a small town today and you need to bring back at least one speeding ticket or you will get two weeks off with no pay."
The officer knows the town, one cross road, one stop sign, population of 40 and there has never been any crime ever reported. Worried he heads to the town. Sitting at the cross road all day and five minutes left on his shift with out even seeing a moped go by, he knows he is going to have to take two weeks off without pay.
Feeling sad, he puts his car in drive setting at the stop sign he gets ready to head back when all the sudden a speeder blows by running the stop sign, the officer pulles over the car, walks up to the driver's door, leans over and says: "I have been waiting on you all day!" The driver looks up at the officer and says: " I got here as fast as I could."
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