Top Ten Signs You're Too Old for the Senior Tour
* When you take off your golf shoe, you notice a tag around your toe.
* Your foursome tells you to be quiet but it's just your bones creaking
* You need a cart just to get to your car
* One of your competitors loses his ball in your prodigious ear hair.
* Every time you swing, the waistband on your knickers chafes your nipples.
* You have 3 walking speeds: doddering, shuffling and wobbling.
* You strain your groin area just telling a joke.
* Your golf ball: 384 dimples. You: 384 liver spots.
* You have only two groupies – Carol Channing and Kate Hepburn.
* Good news: You make it into the Golf Hall of Fame. Bad news: it’s posthumous.
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