Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says... "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and Storms out of the club.