A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.Unfortunately, the wife camedown with a terrible headache and told herhusband to go to the party alone.He being a devoted husband protested,but she argued and said she was goingto take some aspirin and go to bed,and there was no need for his good timebeing spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.The wife, after sleeping soundly forabout an hour, awakened without pain and,as it was still early enough, decidedto go to the party.
Since her husband did not know whather costume was, she thought she wouldhave some fun by watching her husbandto see how he acted when she was notwith him. She joined the party andsoon spotted her husband cavorting aroundon the dance floor, dancing with every nicewoman he could, and copping a littletouch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and, beinga rather seductive babe herself, he left hiscurrent partner high and dry anddevoted his time to the new babe who had justarrived. She let him go as far as he wished ...naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little propositionin her ear and she agreed. So off theywent to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight,she slipped away, went home, put thecostume away, and got into bed,wondering what kind of explanation he wouldmake for his behaviour.She was sitting up reading when he came in, and sheasked what kind of a time he had.He said: "Oh, the same old thing.You know I never have a good time whenyou're not there."
- "Did you dance much?"- "You know, I never even danced one dance.When I got there, I met Pete,Bill Browning, and some other guys, sowe went into the den and playedpoker all evening. But you're not going tobelieve what happened to theguy I loaned my costume to..."HAPPY HALLOWEEN