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> Subject: 7 KINDS of SEX!! by Maxine
> Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2012 10:29:52 -0500
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> Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
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> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
> you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
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> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
> with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
> anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
> your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have
> sex only in your bedroom.
>
> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with
> your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
> 'Screw you.'
>
> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun in
> the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
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> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
> wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
>
> And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
> Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
