Wednesday, March 7, 2012

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in  Lake Ashton, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
> He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
> 'So, where were you all these years?'
> 'In prison,' he says.
> 'Why did they put you in prison?'
> He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
> 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'