Great Senior Plan

> So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
> nursing home available for you, what do you do? Our plan gives everyone
> 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
> Congressmen.
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> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
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> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That���s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They���re all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you...as often as they do now.
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> And who will be paying for all of this? It���s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to put you into a home.
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> Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
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> Is this a great country or what?