Saturday, February 27, 2010

Subject: Welfare

I went down yesterday to sign up Luke for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and has no frigging clue who his daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

Luke gets his first check next Friday. Damn this is a great country.

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