Friday fishing joke of the day "Catfish & Duck call"

A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it all on the counter anyway.

He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was she. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"

Resident or not a Resident

What are they going to do, check every household to see if both of you are married or just living together? Are you going to say, "hey", your not a resident even if you live in the community for 4 years. Are they going to check every one's income tax records even if it says you are a resident and the CDD says your not a resident. You are more right than the FEDS. Where are your brains? You are telling me I keep all my money in my pocket and my sweetheart is paying all the bills. Am I going to be singled out by Joe Hunter and Margot Stevens. I just don't understand Margot Stevens, She stop over the other day and thought there was going to be some digging in front of the house. She ask me to call the police. Is she out of her mind? She says I'm not a resident yet she wants me to call the police. Does she know what she is talking about. What type of people do we have on the CDD committee? Brain retarded members? All I want to do is give money to charity and I get all this bull shit.

Joe Hunter

Last year I gave $1500 to Give Kids the World with the ELVIS Show. Joe Hunter says you can't see any other show except their entertainment series because it interferes with their sales. You can't go to the theater and you can't go another entertainment show, you can only go to see their show here at Lake Ashton. The hell with given a show to charity, he says. What kind of guy is this? Should we give a charity show for Joe Hunter? To you believe in his rational way of thinking? Two good shows was booked for Feb 15 The Magic of Erick Olson and on March 15 Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand was to appear. Please vote! Also go see Joe Hunter or give him a call 324-5457 or Tricia Adams 324-6032.

MORE MONEY

TWO AND A HALF MILLION PEOPLE LOST THEIR JOBS LAST YEAR AND JEFF SALVIN WANTS MORE MONEY IN THE FUNDS. WHERE IS HE COMING FROM? MORE MONEY FOR THE DECAYING ROADS LEFT TO US BY THE DEVELOPER THAT ARE SINKING TO CHINA. EVERYONE IS WATCHING THEIR MONEY. I GUESS HE HAS SO MONEY WHY DON'T HE PUT MONEY IN ALL THE FUNDS? NEXT YEAR I EXPECT A $400-$500 INCREASE IN MAINTENANCE FEES. IT IS JUST TOO BAD THAT THE PEOPLE OF LAKE ASHTON JUST DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

E-Mail to Jeff Salvin

Joe hunter is the biggest liar at Lake Ashton and you just don't believe it. He accuse me of putting flies on golf carts when in fact I was 1500 miles away and I have proof. I have a copy of my flight two days before this took place. I am so sick of the don't do this, don't do that, and Joe Hunter is walking on water. I made up my mind today, I will no longer live here at Lake Ashton next year. This place is getting so sick, I had to go home and throw up. Now we have to pay this if your not a resident and pay that if you are not a resident now if you have people other than a resident you pay this, What the hell is going on? Is it all about the roads being in such bad shape or is it about the good deal he got on the restaurant. Don't punish the residents punish it on the developer Larry Maxwell, the living Saint. I have lost all faint in you, have a good day.

CDD MEETING TODAY

I have posted many horror stories about Fraud, Scam Florida and the Lake Ashton residents just don't believe the stories taken from public newspapers from other communities. Yes, the developer can have our employees work on his properties and also do maintenance on his golf course and have maintenance fees cost be anything he wants and charge his cost to the home owner of the community, and there is nothing we can do except talk about it. They can also put a lien or foreclosed on our property. The state of Florida just doesn't want to hear, talk or do anything about the community problems. Welcome to Fraud, Scam Florida. Residences live in a community which is encircle by the remains of the Berlin wall and its their problem. Wake-up. See you at the meeting today.

Employees does work on private properties

I guess there is always something wrong in "The Village of Kings Creek Condominium Association, Inc.” as long as the "tag team" of Astrid Buttari (Association President) and Mireya Villaverde (Community Association Manager) are running the show. Owners are permanently filing complaints, from "wasting" $10,000 on an outside group to fight nearby development, to record requests, parking decals, elevator permits and/or the infamous $100.00 REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT (CASH ONLY) LETTER.
A former employee alleges that these two "association leaders" -- Villaverde and Buttari -- have used employees of the cleaning/maintenance crew to perform work on their private properties while on association payroll.

But Buttari and Villaverde know that they can violate Florida statutes whenever they like, because the Department of Business and Professional Regulation, supposedly enforcing the Florida statutes for condominium and community association managers, is completely failing to do the job.

Even after finding that President Astrid Buttari was responsible for "donating" $10,000 of association funds, clearly violating Florida statutes, all the Division could muster was a so-called WARNING LETTER. Owners filed all kinds of complaints, only to see them rejected and/or ignored by the DBPR employees.

Look at the Complaint Details of Community Association Manager Mireya Villaverde. It shows you why condo owners of FRAUD FRIENDLY FLORIDA claim that filing complaints with the DBPR is just a total waste of time and resources.

And that is exactly the reason why Buttari and Villaverde think they can get away with all these violations.

ASHTON WEST POOL ELECTRIC HEATING BILL IS BEING CHARGE TO US

The Lake Ashton West heating bill for the pool is being charge to Lake Ashton East $10,000 worth of Electricity and it seems no one cares. Lake Ashton East pays for the East and Lake Ashton West pays for the West. This is how it should be. All you Lake Ashton people in the East think this is OK. Just a small mistake. I glad I'm not running your household. This will be question at the CNN meeting this Friday.

THURSDAY FISHING JOKE

Bill and Frank rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. Bill says to the Frank, "I hope you marked the spot where we caught all those fish." Frank replies, "Yes, I marked an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." Bill says to Frank sharply, "You idiot. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

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