The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because
she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it
felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new
husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about
her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those
years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered
proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was
in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a
preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral
director
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she
had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married
one for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a
laugh.)
